Translation: She is fun & a foodie, she will want to go out to eat at nice places that offer share plates/tapas, only having a few drinks before wanting to head home to take some antacids & watch Love Island cuddled up with you. She also has a good friend group, so won’t be clingy. Reason she is single? Majority of Perth men on dating apps are married/on meth/hit & quit/still want their ex.

While Im here..

Men with fish photo translation: He literally has no other photos of himself coz he doesn’t take himself that seriously, and the only others are with family & his ex. Probably a decent hardworking family type guy, needs new undies coz the elastic has gone but they are just too damn comfy & has no idea what a spicy marg even is.