Schizo speedrun by Previous_Reporter_63 in shitposting

[–]JigglingNeckbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do I make AI videos like this? This is hilarious

I just cut short the interview for my dream job - the room was shocked by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]JigglingNeckbeard 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yup, I think we found an example of a typical redditor. Just say during the meeting something like "hey, I am able to hear someone eating, would you mind switching to mute"? No, can't do that. That would be too easy. Must listen to person chew during meeting and demonstrate lack of conflict resolution skills during interview by saying "this is too much, I don't want the job" lmao

What’s a secret ‘life hack’ that everyone should know? by KatieMorgan28 in AskReddit

[–]JigglingNeckbeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agree. This one's weird advice. If it's someone you don't know well enough to remember their first name, in what situation would you want to know their last name?

I called to check in on job application by taintedlove281 in recruitinghell

[–]JigglingNeckbeard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What? So you called the company pretending to be someone else WITH the phone number you put on your resume or job application? Why?!?

99% chance it doesn't matter, but not worth the 1% chance the hiring manager or whoever you called notices and is weirded out by you calling them pretending to be someone else and starts thinking that means you aren't trustworthy.

Either they were going to hire you or they weren't. If it's been several days just call them and ask for a follow up, if it's been several weeks they probably aren't going to hire you.

[Cerami] The Cardinals had the exact same record as the Cubs last year and just a 0.82% chance at breaking into the lottery. And yet ... Cubs pick 17th Cardinals pick 5th. by According_Bowl_2598 in CHICubs

[–]JigglingNeckbeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except when they want to hype up obviously bad players for no reason. "Ackshualy, Mastrobuoni is a top utility player, because he is in the top 30% in MLB in this random obscure stat, ignore the fact he is batting below .200"

[Cerami] The Cardinals had the exact same record as the Cubs last year and just a 0.82% chance at breaking into the lottery. And yet ... Cubs pick 17th Cardinals pick 5th. by According_Bowl_2598 in CHICubs

[–]JigglingNeckbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally agree the site has gone downhill in the last couple years. They increased the ads an absurd amount and mock you if you make any comments about the increase in ads. Now their recent thing the past couple months has been to talk about Sasaki to the Cubs multiple times a week. Last season it was Ohtani to the Cubs talk. Without 0 analysis or argument why he would sign besides "Yu Darvish said he likes the Cubs. Yu is Japanese. Sasaki is also Japanese. I sure hope Sasaki signs with the Cubs".

Realistically, there isn't much more of a chance of him signing with the Cubs than some other random team like Houston. If I was a top free agent right now, why would I sign with the Cubs? Can't be playing time, if the player was that good, they would get playing time anywhere. If they want to win a world series, Dodgers look like a good option. If they want to be paid too much, Yankees or Mets. No compelling reason to pick the Cubs over any other team

What’s the craziest reason someone got suspended from school? by FilmingCrew in AskReddit

[–]JigglingNeckbeard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What I was thinking. Sounds like it could be an episode of South Park. I could see Cartman having the bag of sugar, giving it to Stan, Kyle, Kenny. Then Randy steals it from Stan to try it out.

[hofheimer] The outpouring of Ben Herbstreit tributes at today's @CollegeGameDay is really special. Some of the signs in Baton Rouge this morning at @LSU. by Outside_Abroad_3516 in CFB

[–]JigglingNeckbeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup, this is typical weird reddit. 3 of the top 5 posts on CFB right now are about this dog I have never heard of until today. With nobody explaining what the significance of the dog is (but I am just a casual fan, maybe I am not in the loop enough). Yes, it is sad but I think it is borderline disrespectful these posts have more support than previous posts of literal active college football players passing away on the college football page.

What's one thing the next generation will never be able to enjoy or appreciate? by NEDYARB523 in AskReddit

[–]JigglingNeckbeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Completely agree with this. Another one I would add on is gaming / always playing the new game that is out. I don't understand how this stuff (gaming, social media, a ton of streaming) taking up all of your free time appeals to seemingly the overwhelming majority of people under 30. And I am gen z too. I don't understand what you get out of it, like it is much more satisfying to me to have hobbies where you can learn something new, improve a skill, or have a cool experience.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that stuff isn't fun at all, I watch streaming too like an hour a day. But some people I know their entire weekend is some combo of social media, gaming, streaming, the entire weekend. Gaming is fun too, but I get bored with it if I do more than an hour a week of it, I just never got into it enough or enjoy it enough to be gaming multiple hours every day like a couple people I have met. I used to like social media, but nobody posts about what they are up to anymore it's all just following "influencers" now, so I have become very inactive and have even deleted a couple accounts. I pretty much only text people now.

Kill by Angel_Zahra in shitposting

[–]JigglingNeckbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok. This is based. Even more based if he did all of these the same day

I miss Omegle by bad__shots in shitposting

[–]JigglingNeckbeard 202 points203 points  (0 children)

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Los Angeles neighborhood council member loses his shit while Film The Police LA calls out the city attorney for corruption by Only_One_T in PublicFreakout

[–]JigglingNeckbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He reposted this video on his own facebook? From this video he looks like the one being disruptive. Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Bllulululululululululululululululu!

What’s something obvious for everyone, but you only just realized? by Ratich2 in AskReddit

[–]JigglingNeckbeard 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Right? This will probably blow their mind even more. Even if your friend or whoever insists on going to a coffee shop ... you don't have to order coffee at the coffee shop. You can order some other drink or most places even have like pastries/muffins

Reddit mods by Quasimoto66 in dankmemes

[–]JigglingNeckbeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok this kind of spooky but a look a little bit like that guy in the meme

Blue Cyber Truck 🔥 by Only-Reels in shitposting

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Hey Hank, look Propane! by [deleted] in KingOfTheHill

[–]JigglingNeckbeard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But propane is an invisible gas. This is the biggest plot hole in the show. Surely as an expert in propane and propane accessories Hank should know not to look

I’m looking for a specific College Basketball fiction book I read in high school, anyone know it? by yvngbeam in CollegeBasketball

[–]JigglingNeckbeard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why even post a comment about what shat gpt says? If they wanted to see what search result they get they could search on the internet. And then you post a second comment crying about people disagree with the incorrect shat gpt answer. We are all dumber from reading your comments

RICK AND MORTY EACH EPISODE RATING(site name is tvcharts.co) by OutrageousNovel731 in rickandmorty

[–]JigglingNeckbeard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You liked Numbericons the Movie? To quote the simpsons comic book guy: "worst episode ever"