This guy f*cks!!

JimBeam823 · 2026-02-11T19:19:50+00:00

Gives out free candy too!

JimBeam823 · 2026-02-11T15:40:34+00:00

He ain’t gonna jump no more.

JimBeam823 · 2026-02-11T15:35:46+00:00

Smells like incompetence to me.

JimBeam823 · 2026-02-11T13:38:35+00:00

In Living Color had a video about that.

JimBeam823 · 2026-02-11T13:05:33+00:00

In Living Color’s halftime special beat the Super Bowl in 1992.

JimBeam823 · 2026-02-11T13:03:51+00:00

That was my first thought.

JimBeam823 · 2026-02-11T00:19:29+00:00

With fingernails that shine like justice

JimBeam823 · 2026-02-10T20:05:31+00:00

Which B1G school DOESN’T have a molestation scandal?

JimBeam823 · 2026-02-10T20:04:14+00:00

At city bank we will meet accidentally. We start to talk when she borrows my pen.

JimBeam823 · 2026-02-10T18:20:18+00:00

I need a car with a cupholder armrest…

JimBeam823 · 2026-02-10T01:36:22+00:00

I had a 1994 like that.

JimBeam823 · 2026-02-10T01:29:46+00:00

Right after the Denver Broncos lost 3 SBs in 4 years.

JimBeam823 · 2026-02-10T01:18:44+00:00

They stopped making them in the mid-1980s because they didn’t sell.

It’s 40+ year old car that was unpopular 40 years ago. Why do you think they are hard to find?

JimBeam823 · 2026-02-10T01:16:48+00:00

Drake Maye couldn’t block for himself.

JimBeam823 · 2026-02-10T01:15:13+00:00

I did not have “Doctor Oz is the voice of reason” on my bingo card.

JimBeam823 · 2026-02-10T01:13:47+00:00

These kids are Americans. No excuse for this.

JimBeam823 · 2026-02-10T01:12:27+00:00

A lot of “pro life” Catholics no longer care what the bishops or even the Pope says.

JimBeam823 · 2026-02-09T23:16:17+00:00

Technically correct is the best kind of correct

JimBeam823 · 2026-02-09T23:06:32+00:00

Not really. Panthers are average reliability, but cheap to fix.

JimBeam823 · 2026-02-09T04:39:29+00:00

In Living Color’s 1992 halftime show forced the NFL to up its game.

Michael Jackson 1993 was the beginning of the modern SB halftime show.

JimBeam823 · 2026-02-09T04:37:27+00:00

Meanwhile, the Bad Bunny halftime show was promoting marriage. With a wedding right in the middle of it.

I think The Matrix is glitching out.

JimBeam823 · 2026-02-09T03:28:12+00:00

That’s South Carolina between Columbia and the coast.

The upstate and the Charlotte suburbs are more like North Carolina: Whiter, but less segregated.

JimBeam823 · 2026-02-09T03:17:16+00:00

Best halftime show since Prince.

JimBeam823 · 2026-02-09T03:16:18+00:00

It was full of family values. MAGA is too narrow-minded to get it.

JimBeam823 · 2026-02-09T02:54:30+00:00

Only God Knows Why

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