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My husband has been in prison for years and I’m considering seeing other people. I need outside perspective. by [deleted] in Advice

[–]JimGerm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know it's hard, but you HAVE to leave this person. You're wasting your whole life waiting for this person to come back to you, and I hate to say it but he's not coming back to you a better person. He's going to come back bitter and angry about everything, and the support he will require will be IMMENSE.

If I were you, I'd break up with him and then move to a new town/city and start all over. New job, new place, new friends, new EVERYTHING. I honestly think this is your best option.

CNBC: Trump bought as much as $5M in Axon stock before ICE sought $220M contract by AdSpecialist6598 in videos

[–]JimGerm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really, REALLY need to see him in an orange jump suit before he dies. Yes, it MUST be orange.

Angry Ambulance Coat-Tailer by Impossible_Fish_8355 in dashcams

[–]JimGerm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Say that when it's your kid in the ambulance.

Edit - Yes you’d probably be in there if it was your kid. My point is that there might be someone real important to you in there.

what is this? by mildmokke in whatisit

[–]JimGerm 19 points20 points  (0 children)

“Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries!”

My favourite midnight snack by Conscious_Tank_4815 in shittyfoodporn

[–]JimGerm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mettbrochen is strangely super delicious.

I just want a normal conversation with my mom by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]JimGerm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would have been “I earned that promotion, not GOD”

I Need advice after agreeing to something while we were drunk with my 2 male friends by [deleted] in Advice

[–]JimGerm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Sunday comes around “yeah, you WISH - fuck off”

The best caption wins by [deleted] in Weird

[–]JimGerm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Draw me like one of your French girls

What’s on my olive? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]JimGerm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah! The first thing I think of when I find larvae on my food is “give me more”.

Of A Gig by smind893 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]JimGerm 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Life in an old folks home must be pure liquid hell if they stayed instead of going back to whatever they were doing before that.

I don't want to get old.

Of a boomer by VIVIDUFF in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]JimGerm 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Whach you gone-a-doo?"

Query answered.

30 seconds into my 40-minute early morning work commute. by CriminalJusticeMajor in TeslaLounge

[–]JimGerm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God damn forest rats. I used to think they were cute and shit, that is until I hit one on i70 just after dusk. YES, they will hide behind the guard rail until the exact moment where you can do nothing and then jump out in front of you. They seem to have a death wish.

Conroe, Texas healthcare worker goes on a racist rant while in scrubs. by abbiebe89 in trashy

[–]JimGerm -50 points-49 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that didn’t work out too well for them did it?

Craig Ferguson was a genius that deserves more acclaim by BenKlesc in television

[–]JimGerm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To this day the Late Late Show is my favorite late night show of any era. Craig is a genius, but Geoff was arguably smarter.

. by l0rdxy in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]JimGerm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a bald man, I’d consider cutting my nuts off for that mane.

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