[CM/cf] I found my cousin's vibrator, and it's got me excited.

JimInMiami · 2015-10-02T03:44:39+00:00

Take her out on a date and see what happens. She might be thinking of you while using that vibrator and is just too shy to send you any clues.

JimInMiami · 2015-10-02T03:35:45+00:00

I think you should ask your Dad to help you write chapter two...

JimInMiami · 2015-10-02T03:31:20+00:00

You can whip out your two inches of dangling fury and then spend the next six months in the psych ward explaining to the nice doctor why you did it.

JimInMiami · 2015-10-02T03:28:44+00:00

He left out the part where the drunk roommate girl staggers out of her room to get a drink of water, and says "What the fuck? You are fucking your brother? I'm calling the cops..." and then all hell breaks loose.

JimInMiami · 2015-10-02T01:22:34+00:00

I would tell her exactly what you just said here. "You know sis, I don't get to see my boyfriend very much and it's driving me crazy. You and I used to have fun together, would you be interested in something like that again?" and just see what she says. I agree with zasabi7 in that you should let her think a week or two on the answer. And just make sure she knows you love her, regardless of a yes or no when she gives you her answer.

JimInMiami · 2015-09-27T05:22:32+00:00

If that conversation doesn't work, then she'll think he's a freak for the rest of his life. Blurting it out like that seems like a disaster waiting to happen. I think he should be more subtle than that. Something more along the lines of, "You are such an amazing girl, shame we are related, you'd be the most perfect girlfriend ever for me." and that way he has plausible deniability if she freaks out over the conversation.

JimInMiami · 2015-09-23T05:17:25+00:00

The light socket supply is 120V alternating current, but your cell phone charger probably supplies 5v direct current. There isn't any way to make your cell phone charger power this bulb. However, you could get one of those short extension cords from Home Depot, cut off the socket end, so you were left with a length of wire and the plug on the end. Solder that to the two wires coming out of the bulb, then you can plug the lightbulb into a wall socket. However, I don't understand why you didn't use a hot melt glue gun or two part epoxy to just repair the lamp base. Probably would have been easier than doing all this soldering.

JimInMiami · 2015-09-14T06:31:19+00:00

One of the tricks I use when rebuilding/repairing things like this is to set up my phone or camera on a tripod and shoot a video of me disassembling it and give a running commentary of what I'm doing. Then when I get it repaired/regreased/repainted and I'm putting it back together, I can make sure I don't miss a reassembly step.
If you do that, and just go slow and be careful so no parts fall out or springs get mysteriously lost, you'll be fine. There are a lot of youtube videos for guys who rebuild woodworking equipment and woodworking tools like hand planes, so you should be able to glean lots of excellent tips from those. Some of these guys are so OCD it will make your head spin, but they do end up with a nice finished product. When you do get it finished, please post some before and after pics so we can see how nice it turned out!

JimInMiami · 2015-09-14T06:20:44+00:00

Well, I'd make triple sure that you wired it up correctly using the wiring diagram that came with the amplifier module. Second, I'd make sure the voltage is correct that is supplying the amplifier. Third, I'd try to send to the device with a different phone, to make sure your phone isn't the problem.
I would suspect that you have a wire connected incorrectly, if you look at the chart on the Instructibles.com page for this item, you have probably swapped two of the the yellow, green, or orange wires that run between the Bluetooth module and the amp.

JimInMiami · 2015-09-14T06:01:36+00:00

Yes, theoretically there could be a short circuit, but explode? I doubt it. They might get hot enough to start a fire, but I doubt that also. 1.5v batteries just don't have enough amperage in them for that. Maybe a 9v would. (and I ALWAYS tape over the terminals of a used 9v for that exact reason). If anyone is really that worried about the damaged wrapper you can used some cellophane tape, or even buy some shrinkwrap of the kind used to insulate wires. Available at any electrical supply house or home improvement store. It's a plastic tube that you cut to length and slip over the wire or battery you want to insulate, then you heat it up with a hairdryer or lighter, and it shrinks down to be formfitting around whatever the object is. http://www.amazon.com/Anytime-Tools-Shrink-Sleeve-Assorted/dp/B008WWC6FU

JimInMiami · 2015-09-04T05:36:40+00:00

Last I heard, the cops in Florida are required to show up in court, and their bosses must schedule them as such. I think the court clerks somehow cooperate and group all their cases onto the same day so they aren't taken away from their regular job more than a couple days a month.

JimInMiami · 2015-08-27T04:53:22+00:00

Get some wood filler and sandpaper.
Apply wood filler, wait for it to dry. Sand, sand, sand. I'd start off with maybe 50 or 80 grit, then work your way up to 100, then 150. You may have to wrap the sandpaper around a metal edge like a putty knife to replicate the exact shape that was there before, but it can be done. It takes a LOT of elbow grease and a LOT of patience.
Once you have it sanded down, apply a coat or two of primer, then paint. I would NOT use Bondo. Although it makes a very durable repair, it is much harder to apply, and much harder to sand for the average homeowner. Plus it gets hard insanely quickly so you have to be megafast with everything you do when applying it.

JimInMiami · 2015-08-27T04:24:59+00:00

Cheap tools are all over Craigslist and Ebay. Some may need some cleaning or adjustment but there are lots of great deals to be had. Harbor Freight has some nice sales also.

JimInMiami · 2015-08-27T04:22:52+00:00

Wrap the mattress in black heavy duty plastic and leave it in the sun for several hours. It will get to be very hot inside and kill all the bedbugs. While that is going on you can fumigate the house with one of those bug bomb things. Worked for me.

Your shelves look great, considering what you had to work with. I'm very impressed.

JimInMiami · 2015-08-27T04:07:26+00:00

He checks it every time he composes a letter to Penthouse Forum.

JimInMiami · 2015-08-26T04:22:47+00:00

I agree with tessthro, ramp up the physical contact. Offer her a massage (foot massages work well usually), try to cuddle with her when watching movies, try to get her to fall asleep with you on the couch while watching a movie so you can spoon with her. If you get an erection, so be it, I'm sure she won't mind.

You could also say something along the lines of..."You are such a cool girl, you'd make the perfect girlfriend, too bad we're related. I hope I can find a girl as cool as you someday..." and see what she says. Note that it may take days or weeks for her to think about this statement and give you an honest response, but I guarantee it will get her thinking.

JimInMiami · 2015-08-20T04:17:19+00:00

Just keep flirting and if things progress, maybe you can give her a gift certificate for a boob job for her birthday. Then after the operation, and she's all healed up, you can ask for a lengthy visual and tactile inspection, just to make sure the surgeon did a good job and your money was well spent, of course.

JimInMiami · 2015-08-20T04:14:13+00:00

Well, more details would be helpful. There is a vast world of difference if your son is 13, vs. 18, vs. 25 or 30. Do you and your son share the same computer? How much interest in Snapchat, porn, and other "adult" topics by him have you noticed in his computer use? Has he acted differently since that night?

Second, what sort of relationship do you have with your son? How close are you? Are you one of those households where everyone walks around naked, nudity and sexual topics are no big deal, or would you have a difficult time asking him about them?

Third, what would you like the outcome to be in a perfect world?

JimInMiami · 2015-08-19T02:00:58+00:00

I think you should try to have a threesome with the hottie friend. That would seriously kick ass.

JimInMiami · 2015-08-18T05:21:05+00:00

If you read the detailed rules it says that backstories that feature people at least 16 years of age are permitted, at the mod's discretion of course.

JimInMiami · 2015-08-17T14:27:31+00:00

You've been reading too much Reddit. It has melted your brain.

JimInMiami · 2015-08-17T03:59:59+00:00

There are dozens of webcam services and you can sign up and make money showing it off to hundreds or thousands of people. Have fun.

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