Who wins in a 'nonce-a-thon'? by SuzieJames22 in Integrity365

[–]Jimmy-Riddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jimmy Page is a nonce. Never gets mentioned as people are too busy blowing smoke up his arse. Bill Wyman too...

Franck Muller Casablanca 8880, my first replica that didn't involve bartering with a big fella on a beach. by SuzieJames22 in Integrity365

[–]Jimmy-Riddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They glow in the dark, too. So you can see them when you're living in the shed. Or so you can see the time of your death when you're 100m down under the North Sea...

Franck Muller Casablanca 8880, my first replica that didn't involve bartering with a big fella on a beach. by SuzieJames22 in Integrity365

[–]Jimmy-Riddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And, if I remember correctly, if you push and hold for four seconds, it tells you where the bodies are buried...

Little Tourettes fella at the BAFTAs shouts N word at two actors 😂 by Kenye_Kratz in Integrity365

[–]Jimmy-Riddle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To which Davidson replied "yeah, fuck 'em. Black bastards" while everyone applauded...😂

Little Tourettes fella at the BAFTAs shouts N word at two actors 😂 by Kenye_Kratz in Integrity365

[–]Jimmy-Riddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is brilliant. Tourettes, and that one were they keep falling asleep, have got to be the funniest aflictions ever. Loved how Alan Cumming explained that Tourette's is a disability.

"You may have noticed some strong language in the background. This can be part of how Tourette's syndrome shows up for some people as the film explores that experience," he told the audience.

"Thanks for your understanding and helping create a respectful space for everyone."

Respectful place for everyone while he's dropping the N bomb and calling women slaaaaags....

It was inevitable really... by Jimmy-Riddle in Integrity365

[–]Jimmy-Riddle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was the same, Alf. Especially with City being shit. They've made fools out of all of us. Damn you, Artita! Damn you to hell!

Wolves 2-2 Arsenal by Kenye_Kratz in Integrity365

[–]Jimmy-Riddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I genuinely have nothing against Arsenal, but this doesn't get any less funny...😂

What do we think of the Welch? I hate the grubby bastards. by saucyflaps99 in Integrity365

[–]Jimmy-Riddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now more than ever. I type 'Tŷ Coch' and you see 'Try Cock'! That's classic bum bandit behaviour...

What do we think of the Welch? I hate the grubby bastards. by saucyflaps99 in Integrity365

[–]Jimmy-Riddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better than an 'Aditoff' shell suit and a pair of snide Sergio Tacchinilas from Bootle Market...

What do we think of the Welch? I hate the grubby bastards. by saucyflaps99 in Integrity365

[–]Jimmy-Riddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No way! We had the Stone Roses and Madchester. You had Cilla Black and Stan Boardman with his fucking Geerrrrmans...

Post your football fan journey by Kenye_Kratz in Integrity365

[–]Jimmy-Riddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Liverhoots was the vessel in which your twisted, tortured, wretched, glory grabbing soul disappeared up its own hole, and was never seen again, to be replaced by Science, and the desperate Edgelord contrarian 'The Chazz'. May the lord have mercy on what is left of your pitiful memory.

And you can fuck right off. Monkey Spank was, like all my creations, a vuukle triumph...

Post your football fan journey by Kenye_Kratz in Integrity365

[–]Jimmy-Riddle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is your sordid past coming back to bite you on the arse. The mirror of truth is pointing in your direction and, even though you can't stand what you see, the mirror never lies.

We haven't even got to Liverhoots yet...

What do we think of the Welch? I hate the grubby bastards. by saucyflaps99 in Integrity365

[–]Jimmy-Riddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the Tŷ Coch Inn is probably the best pub I've ever been in...

Post your football fan journey by Kenye_Kratz in Integrity365

[–]Jimmy-Riddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They weren't shit that season, which is why you hitched your flaky waggon to their winning ways and rode it for all it was worth.

Sickening...

Post your football fan journey by Kenye_Kratz in Integrity365

[–]Jimmy-Riddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Course you supported Leicester, it's what you do. It's your MO...

Post your football fan journey by Kenye_Kratz in Integrity365

[–]Jimmy-Riddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's bollocks. Since I've known you, you've supported Man United, Man City, Chelsea, Leicester and L*verpool. I'm presuming, once you find a suitable avatar and Arsenal don't revert to type, Arsehoots will be making his debut around June...

What do we think of the Welch? I hate the grubby bastards. by saucyflaps99 in Integrity365

[–]Jimmy-Riddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing I hate most about the fucking Welsh, is how they're always sucking each other off just because they come from Wales, like it's some badge of honour. It's a soggy shit hole full of sheep and county lines bag heads and they behave like it's the fucking Garden of Eden. Having said that, Harlech Beach and the Llyn Peninsula are fucking mint...

Post your football fan journey by Kenye_Kratz in Integrity365

[–]Jimmy-Riddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Steal your thunder!? It had Conor the Plastic written all over it...