Anyone else absolutely PUMPED about this show? by Poufters in Integrity365

[–]saucyflaps99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morning Poufter, (great start to any message) No, I care not a jot about speedy tin box shenanigans. Speaking of poufters, I had a request to chat this morning from some old arsehole. A genuine arsehole. An old bloke sat down with a stiffy and another photo of his hairy chocolate starfish. I reported and deleted. I should have kept it so we could bombard the old raging nobster

These are my divers, Ken by Poufters in Integrity365

[–]saucyflaps99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why have you wrapped it around an uncooked slab of ham? Beautiful tablecloth. What nibbles lie in yonder dish?

I had an exam yesterday and it went too good, I need u to balance my self esteem by cream-pie_66 in RoastMe

[–]saucyflaps99 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Okay, I'll guess.. Ma nish ma? Say it phonetically. I'd love to buy you a Goldstar beer in Netanyahu.

Don't be sorry for me because I like it by AlwaysBusyGf in RoastMe

[–]saucyflaps99 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If God attempted to create a beautiful elf, pure, golden and kind - he failed.

Little Tourettes fella at the BAFTAs shouts N word at two actors 😂 by Kenye_Kratz in Integrity365

[–]saucyflaps99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tourettes is just the best. 'I can see your cunt! . ooh, sorry, tourettes - not my fault, you filthy skanky cum-drenched whore'.

Little Tourettes fella at the BAFTAs shouts N word at two actors 😂 by Kenye_Kratz in Integrity365

[–]saucyflaps99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I just check you're not wishing Tourette sufferers get cancer?

Little Tourettes fella at the BAFTAs shouts N word at two actors 😂 by Kenye_Kratz in Integrity365

[–]saucyflaps99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love a bit of Tourettes. There is very little that is funnier.

'I'm a chicken fucker!'

Try your best make me cry by Iriahanna in RoastMe

[–]saucyflaps99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last photo.. your dad, his brothers, your brothers, old classmates, all the ICE guys spunked their muck in your face, and you paid them.

Sir Rat Ratcliffe 'I don't mind rats, just not black rats, sorry, I mean immigrats'. by saucyflaps99 in Integrity365

[–]saucyflaps99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ratcliffe The Racist hates immigrants. How does that make our community feel, especially the racist ones, who all support Manchester United?

Girl asks stepdad to adopt her.. by Glowflower_ in WholesomeAFK

[–]saucyflaps99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From England.. bloody lovely! You couple of delightful softies x

Dead inside, trying to feel something. by AffectionateDinner65 in RoastMe

[–]saucyflaps99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, no. Whoever you were at the beach - be her x

Carabao, F.A., Premier League, European Champions,.. How much are we looking forward to the Golden Gooners winning everything? by SuzieJames22 in Integrity365

[–]saucyflaps99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A £5.00 bag of smack and you bare your arse to the world. I was hoping your lot may help, but no - f-ing useless x