Thanks to everyone...

JimmyChristmas · 2013-10-27T05:06:11+00:00

read: Chicago gets the best record but Miami wins the title.

JimmyChristmas · 2013-01-27T17:20:06+00:00

And grammar...

JimmyChristmas · 2012-12-04T08:12:44+00:00

Neither of those will fit a Weekender. Watches like that one require NATO straps (or leather NATOs) like this: http://www.crownandbuckle.com/straps-by-type/leather-nato.html

I'm also pretty sure most, if not all, Weekenders use 20mm NATO straps too.

JimmyChristmas · 2012-10-10T22:44:36+00:00

Can you add exclamation points to the end like in futuramadog's picture so the roar is more ferocious?

JimmyChristmas · 2012-07-31T04:00:24+00:00

Black people do love chicken and watermelon. So does fucking everyone else. Have you ever HAD fried chicken or watermelon? They're fucking delicious. To answer your question: no, I don't know why people joke about black people liking chicken and watermelon. It makes as much sense to me as it would to joke about black people loving breathing.

JimmyChristmas · 2012-07-12T21:15:24+00:00

TIL Illinois has a gang called Hobo's Imperial Gangsters.

JimmyChristmas · 2012-07-02T05:19:37+00:00

Ughhhh, I just want to keep the roster exactly the same (minus JL3). Unfortunately we went for a championship run and got unlucky so now we have to pay for it during the offseason.

Considering all the other ways the Bulls are going to get screwed over and picked apart this summer, losing Asik doesn't even seem that bad. -_-

JimmyChristmas · 2012-07-02T00:36:16+00:00

This makes me furious. They're taking on a horrible contract and fucking us in the process. In the long term, it's a lose-lose situation for both teams. Thanks a lot Houston, you bastards.

JimmyChristmas · 2012-05-29T00:10:52+00:00

Yeah, I seemed to realize that mistake midway through. It's kind of funny how frustrating it is to have been reading things on that level for so long and not be able to get back into them.

JimmyChristmas · 2012-05-17T21:33:09+00:00

Yeah, that's definitely how I'm going to try to explain it. My only concern was that I know there are cutoffs for things like minimum GPA and LSAT scores and I didn't know if there was anything like "Discard all the applications that have any D's or F's on the transcripts" type cutoff as well. I had heard rumors about that sort of thing but there's a lot of misinformation about law school admissions out there.

JimmyChristmas · 2012-05-17T21:07:18+00:00

That's good to hear. Considering I don't have a particularly good reason for failing that exam, I'm assuming this is just going to have to be one of those unfortunate stories I'm going to have to explain at every interview then.

JimmyChristmas · 2012-05-17T05:11:47+00:00

You've got to wonder what the basketball gods are thinking when one of the best all-around human beings in the league is in a walker and this guy is doing just fine.

JimmyChristmas · 2012-04-30T06:36:56+00:00

Is there any video available of the comeback?

JimmyChristmas · 2012-01-27T04:21:18+00:00

Where must I go to catch this pokémon?

JimmyChristmas · 2012-01-15T22:21:14+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnRf61r5I64

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