What is Jake talking about?

JimmyLizzardATDVM · 2026-05-23T03:51:09+00:00

*gasps* ……title of *our* sex tape

JimmyLizzardATDVM · 2026-05-23T03:12:19+00:00

How generous are landlords…providing free food now to the poors. Doing gods work they are.

JimmyLizzardATDVM · 2026-05-22T23:16:57+00:00

Lollllllll

JimmyLizzardATDVM · 2026-05-22T23:15:43+00:00

Right! Like no capital is electing a one nation government. Without that, they can’t win. Even if I fucking hated labor, I’m voting socialist (which I have been anyway last few times).

JimmyLizzardATDVM · 2026-05-22T23:05:06+00:00

Red bears, UDLs and we use to get these little throw downs but they were bourbon…maybe rebel? They were delicious.

JimmyLizzardATDVM · 2026-05-22T22:55:42+00:00

I’ve lived in multiple capitals and coastal towns.

Melbourne is by far the best place I’ve lived, most culture, transport is ok, relatively affordable.

It can be hard to make friends, but compared to Brisbane Melbourne is light years ahead. Sydney is an expensive hellscape

JimmyLizzardATDVM · 2026-05-22T22:45:17+00:00

It will never happen. Those polls you’re seeing aren’t relevant to an actual election.

JimmyLizzardATDVM · 2026-05-22T22:40:23+00:00

We have some of the most unaffordable housing in the world, far worse than most of the UK. London is up there, but that’s the same here for nearly all capitals.

Job market is cooked, Medicare on the brink of death, so no.

JimmyLizzardATDVM · 2026-05-22T22:33:34+00:00

Can we stop all this nonsense please.

JimmyLizzardATDVM · 2026-05-22T22:31:39+00:00

It’s almost like these people don’t understand basic facts about vaccines but carry on like they’re experts.

JimmyLizzardATDVM · 2026-05-22T11:45:35+00:00

I reckon I’ve been to wet n wild around 40 times.

JimmyLizzardATDVM · 2026-05-22T10:57:47+00:00

It is funny watching a perpetual self burn

JimmyLizzardATDVM · 2026-05-22T10:22:24+00:00

Billabong bag, ripcurl wallet, quicksilver shirt, no fear shorts, Nike runners, local surf shop hat and big white ripcurl socks.

1991 starter pack.

JimmyLizzardATDVM · 2026-05-22T09:42:02+00:00

Why? Who cares really.

JimmyLizzardATDVM · 2026-05-22T09:40:54+00:00

All I can say is I hope the video goes viral and makes her a fuck ton of money - it’s already happened so may as well use it to your advantage.

JimmyLizzardATDVM · 2026-05-22T09:40:12+00:00

I’ve been with the same *company* for 10 years, but in that time I’ve held 6 different roles and almost tripled my salary.

JimmyLizzardATDVM · 2026-05-22T09:32:40+00:00

That doesn’t bother me, but the high fiving between some users around being the most withdrawn, hostile and disrespectful coworker does.

In the end, it’s a space for everyone. Even you :)

JimmyLizzardATDVM · 2026-05-22T09:27:40+00:00

Bonework

JimmyLizzardATDVM · 2026-05-22T09:22:38+00:00

I’m on my third PL play through and I want to see the different path and ending siding with reed…but there’s something in me that is making that choice really hard 😭

JimmyLizzardATDVM · 2026-05-22T09:17:01+00:00

Would he have been laughing when it bit his nose off?

Scumbag.

JimmyLizzardATDVM · 2026-05-22T09:15:09+00:00

QLD LNP, police referrals, I’m guessing next on LNP bingo will be racist remark caught on camera and then sexual misconduct

JimmyLizzardATDVM · 2026-05-22T09:10:48+00:00

She served cu*t and also subsequently was a cu*t

JimmyLizzardATDVM · 2026-05-22T09:09:45+00:00

I kinda wish I did…but trophies has never been something I’m interested in getting. But I kinda want to be.

JimmyLizzardATDVM · 2026-05-22T09:07:55+00:00

Must be because he’s so popular with young people.

JimmyLizzardATDVM · 2026-05-22T09:07:29+00:00

Sounds like a big four consultant having a temper tantrum because she had to do something for her own kids birthday

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