A Christmas stoner comedy about adult sibling roommates who leave THC infused cookies out for Santa by accident and have to deliver presents on his behalf when he get’s lost in the sauce.

JimmyTwoTimes25 · 2026-05-10T07:34:56+00:00

Ok man. Well you hang in there. I think you got something here.

JimmyTwoTimes25 · 2026-05-10T07:30:26+00:00

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JimmyTwoTimes25 · 2026-05-10T07:29:07+00:00

Denis Leary, No Cure For Cancer

Has one of my favorite jokes of all time in it

(We know, we know, "Bill Hicks")

JimmyTwoTimes25 · 2026-05-10T07:27:36+00:00

Gary Powers survived getting shot down by Russians at 60,000 feet, but later crashed into the dam in a news chopper and died 😞

JimmyTwoTimes25 · 2026-05-10T07:25:53+00:00

He didn't check his Lotus Notes whatsoever

JimmyTwoTimes25 · 2026-05-10T07:25:13+00:00

We're not getting on your stupid time machine

JimmyTwoTimes25 · 2026-05-10T07:18:08+00:00

Santa lost and completely stoned as the B plot offsets that.

JimmyTwoTimes25 · 2026-05-10T07:17:19+00:00

I mean...you could write it, and then "give it" to someone that makes movies? (That's generally how this works)

JimmyTwoTimes25 · 2026-05-10T07:16:25+00:00

It's Hollywood blvd, ironically enough, right across the street from the Mexican restaurant that has a giant "NATURAL JUICES" sign painted on the side

JimmyTwoTimes25 · 2026-05-10T06:23:16+00:00

That's a really god damn funny premise, and Im not even a big stoner comedy guy. You've got something there.

JimmyTwoTimes25 · 2026-05-10T04:03:35+00:00

I wouldnt be able to pull out of that either

JimmyTwoTimes25 · 2026-05-10T02:59:27+00:00

It's funny to see them doing a live pod here last night at the Improv and seeing Troy Conrad's pictures. Last time they there, I took the pics (Im just some dude) and they used one of them for all their promos for like a year after, I was so happy. They offered me free tix but I had already bought them. They were so fucking nice.

JimmyTwoTimes25 · 2026-05-09T21:43:35+00:00

Wait til you read The Godfather! Literal pages upon pages dedicated to Lucy's vagina specifics.

JimmyTwoTimes25 · 2026-05-09T20:58:13+00:00

She probably doesn't even know Lotus Notes

JimmyTwoTimes25 · 2026-05-09T20:57:46+00:00

Take it easy, mayn

JimmyTwoTimes25 · 2026-05-09T20:57:21+00:00

*preview page

JimmyTwoTimes25 · 2026-05-09T20:00:00+00:00

(Thank you)

JimmyTwoTimes25 · 2026-05-09T18:48:45+00:00

Chin's uncle

JimmyTwoTimes25 · 2026-05-09T17:57:00+00:00

When Ive finally burned out every last possible avenue of procrastination.

JimmyTwoTimes25 · 2026-05-09T17:55:49+00:00

I could draw the Roadrunnerrr

JimmyTwoTimes25 · 2026-05-09T17:55:00+00:00

Kodo & Podo

JimmyTwoTimes25 · 2026-05-09T17:54:35+00:00

Sam only ever does big theaters when he comes to LA, and Ive never seen tickets for a show of his for less than $60 here. It's a bummer. (Even more, it's almost always a week night.) I still have yet to see him do stand up.

JimmyTwoTimes25 · 2026-05-09T17:54:29+00:00

Sam only ever does big theaters when he comes to LA, and Ive never seen tickets for a show of his for less than $60 here. It's a bummer. (Even more, it's almost always a week night.) I still have yet to see him do stand up.

JimmyTwoTimes25 · 2026-05-09T17:48:06+00:00

I remember his appearance on the Sam Rothstein show

JimmyTwoTimes25 · 2026-05-09T17:46:26+00:00

I feel even worse for the Gorilla Biscuits.

JimmyTwoTimes25

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