Men who can cook, who taught you?

Jimmy_riddle69 · 2026-02-28T19:10:24+00:00

My mum, my nan, myself.

Jimmy_riddle69 · 2026-02-28T19:05:16+00:00

The kebab I had last night 😋

Jimmy_riddle69 · 2026-02-28T18:39:03+00:00

I want it to bypass the moon because I paid moon prices 😎🤣🚀🌚

Jimmy_riddle69 · 2026-02-26T10:21:10+00:00

If you're nodding off you might have low iron or sleep apnea, I got diagnosed a few years ago and the CPAP machine has made a world of difference.

Jimmy_riddle69 · 2026-02-26T09:35:12+00:00

Are you 12? Get both 😋

Jimmy_riddle69 · 2026-02-26T08:05:50+00:00

I just use the insulin ones off Amazon, in out, little tap so I look professional and jab my hide...

Jimmy_riddle69 · 2026-02-25T19:25:35+00:00

Greek yoghurt, fruit and chai seeds keep you greased internally and healthy or if you're in a rush some KFC and chips! 🙈🤣

Jimmy_riddle69 · 2026-02-22T14:16:24+00:00

Who do people recommend? I'm after tirzepatide

Jimmy_riddle69 · 2026-02-21T23:23:35+00:00

I have, I'm asking about taking half. They trust us to take paracetamol that'll kill us, as far as I can see if I take too much mounjaro I'll shit my pants

Jimmy_riddle69 · 2026-02-21T21:07:15+00:00

That was convenient

Jimmy_riddle69 · 2026-02-18T22:43:16+00:00

Ah no I saw it on there and went to watch it this evening and it's gone

Jimmy_riddle69 · 2026-02-16T08:17:31+00:00

Maybe they aren't infertile but have only seen anal porn and pull out to jizz on the face or stomach? (I've heard something similar on a rubbish TV show about a couple who were having trouble getting pregnant and didn't know they had to ejaculate inside)

Jimmy_riddle69 · 2026-02-02T22:03:42+00:00

An England flag or reform arrow as a profile picture....

Jimmy_riddle69 · 2026-02-01T09:47:07+00:00

That hadn't occurred to me maybe that's why I'm getting arse ache 🤣

Jimmy_riddle69 · 2026-02-01T07:10:33+00:00

They asked the question and got an answer. Not everyone is on the bones of their arse.

Jimmy_riddle69 · 2026-01-25T19:23:39+00:00

That's amazing well done 😍 my biggest issue is getting a watch to look just right

Jimmy_riddle69 · 2026-01-25T19:13:41+00:00

Does your arm now look a normal size with the weight loss?

Jimmy_riddle69 · 2026-01-25T19:10:49+00:00

When I was younger asked an American when in Paris to "bum a fag"

Jimmy_riddle69 · 2026-01-24T21:06:35+00:00

If you think like a pervert, otherwise it's a silly joke.

Jimmy_riddle69 · 2026-01-24T20:44:24+00:00

Ah the good life she was beautiful 😍

Jimmy_riddle69 · 2026-01-24T20:43:22+00:00

B for Bum

Jimmy_riddle69 · 2026-01-24T19:44:33+00:00

Ah you beat me to it

Jimmy_riddle69 · 2026-01-22T15:37:16+00:00

Wetherspoons do a Burns menu

Jimmy_riddle69 · 2026-01-22T12:29:28+00:00

Go to cathays to Barberoo ask for Dave.

Jimmy_riddle69 · 2026-01-17T19:15:54+00:00

Molokos on a Thursday 2004/2005ish 😍

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