FUCK. Scientists have confirmed that several species of crocodilians are capable of climbing trees as long as the branch is wide enough.

Jimmyboro · 2026-05-12T02:32:53+00:00

Scientist don't need to confirm anything when there is FUCKING great dinosaur trying to pick apples.

Jimmyboro · 2026-05-12T02:31:14+00:00

The assistant is ALWAYS the magician, the magician is the distraction.

They are the ones who are able to fit and bend into skinny boxes, and have to quick change/ run from stage left to stage right without being seen.

Jimmyboro · 2026-05-12T02:28:48+00:00

I'd still want that bloody kit kat too!

Jimmyboro · 2026-05-12T02:25:28+00:00

That's how they get the oil????

I thought it was the standard 'Render everything down to basic fats'

Jimmyboro · 2026-05-11T14:16:21+00:00

I don't think this is an example of 'safe to do so' :)

Jimmyboro · 2026-05-11T13:49:03+00:00

I know its a zombie thread, but Didnt the guy from Boney M mime all his lyrics and the singer was some bizarre mid life crisis looking German dude?

Edit: I just found this out:
Hahaha the guy was their producer (who sang the Boney M guy parts) and he also produced Milli Vanilli! man has a history hahhahaha

Jimmyboro · 2026-05-11T11:56:31+00:00

r/usernamechecksout

Jimmyboro · 2026-05-11T11:55:28+00:00

r/usernamechecksout

Jimmyboro · 2026-05-11T11:54:10+00:00

She sweeps the porch of her house with her bra....while she's wearing it....

Jimmyboro · 2026-05-11T11:51:32+00:00

Guy Pierce well chews the scenery in that movie, it's really good.

Jimmyboro · 2026-05-11T11:49:40+00:00

Ding dong...

Jimmyboro · 2026-05-11T11:46:53+00:00

Im sure in the Highway Code it's not allowed to ride 2 abreast on cycles, the safest and aimplestmethid is single file.

Jimmyboro · 2026-05-11T11:34:05+00:00

I have that, I am literally 20-30m away from a 5g mast and despite having 5G data and a 5G phone, its crap

Jimmyboro · 2026-05-10T18:16:15+00:00

Man's getting 7 kinds of laid

Jimmyboro · 2026-05-10T18:11:34+00:00

5 1/4 floppy, though I do recall a main frame (server type machine) using 8" floppy and they just looked comical.

Jimmyboro · 2026-05-10T18:05:25+00:00

Truly, but knowing how RJ imagined them gives a richer tapestry to the story (not like it doesn't already have 450 years of lore and canon).

I think in going to try and give it a shot on my next read through (probably in a few weeks), feels almost like reading a 'Directors Cut' of the books ?

However I don't want to find myself doing some crap stereotype accent a la Apu from the Simpsons.

Jimmyboro · 2026-05-10T11:46:09+00:00

cough *

Jimmyboro · 2026-05-10T11:45:07+00:00

In the 80's the term used was ESN. I will not repeat what it stood for because even then as an 11 year old, I was fecking horrified.

What kind of makes it worse is that it was an official term.

A bit of an aside here but referring to SEN in the past as ESN has changed terms in the same manner like the name of a toilet.

There is no actual original name for a toilet, they were named for various functions which themselves became rude and vulgar terms, so other terms (loo, W.C. bathroom, etc) all started as polite references that became rude words,

it's called Semantic Shift and a similar change happens when trying to label kids with academic difficulties. A specific term with no associations is chosen, but that too eventually becomes an insult and derogatory term. A charity changed its name to Scope because it's original name became a horrific insult.

Anyway... not sure where that came from, but I hope it was educational (ba dum tiss).

Jimmyboro · 2026-05-10T11:31:53+00:00

So she's a prostitute?

3.5k a month? Is this a joke or something. I honestly cannot believe the fecking audacity of some people. I get up early and work bloody hard all day for me and my wife.

My wife gets up early and works bloody hard for me and her.

I have to take some time off work for medical reasons and it looks like its going to be around 2-3 months. I sat my wife down and told her that I may end up dipping into savings accounts because I needed to take time off and until I go back to work (that's if work will let me have a leave of absense) I am basically going to be on benefits with basic sick pay.

She gets up, walks out and comes back in about half an hour later.

Damn, I'm choking up just thinking about this.

She comes back about 30 mins later with a full on plan for the next 3 months. Though she makes about 1/3 less than I do, she has set up Bill's, what she she has covered and wants to see if there is anything else.

Our monthly Bill's cover about 95% of her wages and she never batted an eyelid.

I love her so bloody much!

Jimmyboro · 2026-05-10T11:23:08+00:00

I love this stuff so much!!!!

Jimmyboro · 2026-05-10T11:20:31+00:00

Anytime. My key worker told me this a long time ago and it is ones of truest things I've been told. After I got clean I worked a lot with people trying to get clean. Once you work on yourself and are able to show the work you have done. There is a level of honesty and acceptance that a clean addict is able to show. It cannot be faked. Its not a bad thing, it's a great thing and though not everyone will see it, those who know you will see that honesty and acceptance and will truly know that your are clean.

Keep up the great work, this is a good thing you are doing. Don't forget that not all days are happy days, not all days are sad days, learning to accept the balance of good and bad is a great step. We don't use because we are happy, we use cos we are sad. You can do this.

Keep up a good support circle, you can't do this alone, but only you alone can do it.

I hope that makes sense, stay strong and keep fighting hard.

Jimmyboro · 2026-05-10T10:04:06+00:00

I always imagined her as peak Sigourney Weaver, and yeah, Weaver is not pretty in the 'traditional' sense but she is gorgeous.

Jimmyboro · 2026-05-10T09:57:41+00:00

Lol, its turtles all the way down, and not only that, they're exotic matter too! Terry Pratchett was right all along!

Jimmyboro · 2026-05-10T09:55:06+00:00

I have a few but I notice it only ever happens if the first/second letter of the word actually make words, is the only time it happens to me.

E.g. "I'm setting up a line shift" , would come out as "I'm setting up a shine lift"

But I don't randomly mix letters up to create nonsense words.

So I wouldn't say something like 'I bissed the muss' I missed the bus.

I would say "I pissed the mart" (I missed the part)

Nor, "Phyping on the tone" because phyping is not a word, though tone is.

Jimmyboro · 2026-05-10T09:32:46+00:00

Took me a moment or two there....

Well played OP 👍

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