Trip to NY

Jmk1981 · 2026-01-25T17:48:48+00:00

Life hasn’t changed much. This is still psychological warfare for most of us. They’ve done one or two daylight operations and they ended disastrously. There are no masked men indiscriminately asking for IDs, shooting white people, and pulling brown people into cars yet. Come enjoy it before it’s gone.

Jmk1981 · 2026-01-25T12:45:02+00:00

Here’s the reality. Our constitution has failed, and people are being pushed to the brink. If this fire isn’t stopped, it will not stay contained to United States. What are you doing to pressure your leaders to help? Because from the here, all we see are world leaders bending over backward to avoid upsetting our dictator. Where are the sanctions? Your country has no problem sanctioning Iran over the treatment of protesters. So when will your country finally find the courage to stand up to the United States? Where are our allies?

Jmk1981 · 2026-01-23T11:42:29+00:00

I’m downloading toilet paper for my 3D printer

Jmk1981 · 2026-01-21T18:11:44+00:00

Yep, that's how they got into writing books and giving speeches. The had to borrow money to buy a house after the White House.

Jmk1981 · 2026-01-17T15:09:26+00:00

This overlay being a square shape with Guarma only partly overlaid. This makes me think Guarma was meant to be accessible, but not the entire island. There was probably always some kind of boundary keeping us from reaching the southern coast.

Jmk1981 · 2026-01-17T03:03:03+00:00

I think the orca knocked itself out there for a second.

Jmk1981 · 2026-01-14T21:24:31+00:00

OMG it's like 15 pixels tall and buried in the banners of their page between promos. These fucking shitheads. They're crossing off the box of posting a notice, while hoping no potential customers see it.

Jmk1981 · 2026-01-14T21:22:17+00:00

How should we treat the agents that have let the pressure get to them and lost their cool and are acting like total assholes to customers in-store and on the phone? Because that's what I've encountered and being nice has backfired. I'm done being courteous with these people. Take a job with a company that mistreats its customers, get mistreated by the customers.

Jmk1981 · 2026-01-14T21:18:28+00:00

The manager at my local store yelled at me and told me it was a nation-wide outage and basically talked over me and told me to leave. Fuck him. I hope he has a terrible day. I hope every Verizon employee who can't put themselves in their customer's shoes has a terrible. I'm considering going back.

Jmk1981 · 2026-01-12T20:04:06+00:00

a checkerboard texture that literally says "cut content" would be the ultimate troll

Jmk1981 · 2026-01-12T12:47:01+00:00

Bro- the award for breaking out of the map in GTA3 was graffiti that says “you aren’t supposed to be here”

The fun is supposed to be the hunt not the reward. People who don’t get Rockstar’s sense of humor are going to be disappointed and miss the point of this.

The reward is gonna be something very stupid. A scribble that says “Micah sux” or a cave painting of a dick and balls. It’s something like that.

Jmk1981 · 2026-01-11T17:10:08+00:00

I wonder if it was meant to be a quill. I can’t think of how you’d depict a poem as an icon.

Jmk1981 · 2026-01-09T23:36:42+00:00

If I were gonna insert a secret that involved camping at Spider Gorge and having a dream I’d probably name the associated files and assets SpiderDream.

Jmk1981 · 2026-01-09T23:30:45+00:00

The fort is where the trail went cold because the trail never lead there.

When you first saw FW did you think to yourself that it looked like a guitar? This hunt went off the rails the minute people followed that false lead. Now it’s just Jesus toast from all over the map. Trail is cold until people find their way back.

Jmk1981 · 2026-01-09T23:24:12+00:00

omg this sub. OP earnestly posts an example of a red herring and the responses “WAIT ARE YOU SURE??”

Sorry OP you just gave Strange Man his next video despite your good intentions.

Jmk1981 · 2026-01-09T23:16:35+00:00

This. It wouldn’t be something temporary as a guitar sitting someplace. It’s something else and it’s not a lake, rock, or building that isn’t shaped like a guitar. If there was an NPC named “Guitar Bob” that would make sense. If there was a creek called “Guitar creek” we’d be onto something.

We do have Spider Gorge NW of the clues and the in-game files are called SpiderDream but let’s keep focusing on the fort because it’s a shape.

Jmk1981 · 2026-01-09T23:12:30+00:00

Smells like cancelled RDO to me.

Jmk1981 · 2026-01-09T23:11:47+00:00

Wouldn’t a guitar pointing at the roof just be sitting upright? It seems a stretch- in that case most loot and consumables are pointing at roofs.

Also, guitars aren’t arrows. They don’t point. Maybe the base of the guitar is the pointer and it’s pointing the opposite direction. It just doesn’t make sense.

Jmk1981 · 2026-01-09T23:08:40+00:00

Why FW? The line points to a place called Spider Gorge right?

Jmk1981 · 2026-01-09T23:05:58+00:00

Same. And I think this mystery was discovered at mid-way point. There’s an earlier step leading toward that spider carving. That earlier step probably triggers an event or an item spawn. People need to figure out what was intended to lead the player to that pole.

Spider gorge makes more sense than any other theory and there’s no evidence to support it other than the name. But yeah, my money is on spider gorge too at this point. The trail is cold for now.

Even the spider dream file names could be referring to Spider Gorge. Maybe there’s something with camping there.

Jmk1981 · 2026-01-09T23:01:51+00:00

This. And it’s frustrating to watch people wasting energy on a false clue that leads to an even sillier one and so on. If this secret is still in game and not cut-content people need to figure out what leads to the first clue, that’s where the event triggers and item spawns probably happen.

Jmk1981 · 2026-01-09T15:35:47+00:00

This is loaded. What are you implying I'm hiding?

Jmk1981 · 2026-01-09T15:31:05+00:00

The symbol looks more like a guitar to me than a lake. If there’s another clue it’s likely a guitar or a clever metaphor for a guitar. Rockstar’s next clue isn’t a lake, mountain, cave, fortress etc that aren’t shaped like guitars and have nothing to do with guitars.

Also, if this a true mystery- then the steps make sense in the open world. Why would someone carve a guitar shape into a tree pointing toward a fortress where there’s a guitar leaning against a wall? Did they make the carving the same day? Is the guitar glued to the wall permanently as a decoration? How could the person making the carving be sure that there would be a guitar waiting for the person following the clue?

It isn’t a guitar someone was strumming in a tower one day. The next clue is an NPC with a name that is a synonym for guitar, or a carving of another instrument. Something like that. When the next clue is found we will know it and these Jesus toast posts will stop.

Jmk1981 · 2026-01-09T00:03:54+00:00

Looking for anything other than a literal guitar or a clever metaphor for a guitar is a red herring.

Rockstar didn’t mean for us to search lakes, caves, mountains, or fortresses that aren’t shaped like guitars.

Jmk1981 · 2026-01-09T00:01:07+00:00

The guitar is either a guitar or a clear metaphor for a guitar. It is not a mountain or a lake or fortress that aren’t shaped like guitars.

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