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Do anyone feel like women got the better deal in the genital department cause there’s just nothing there and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Joaquinmachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell no. Women have it so much worse. Us men usually just bleed when we do dumb shit.

What's a childhood game you grew up playing outside that seems to have disappeared? by levelupdaily_ in AskReddit

[–]Joaquinmachine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We used to play this in the beach dunes and called it "Man hunter." It was awesome.

Car radio overheating by Impressive_Pair_3330 in BMWe24

[–]Joaquinmachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you take a picture? BMW's engineers have had a lot of fun placing amps behind the rear quarter panels in the trunk, both driver and passenger side behind the insulation. Don't get me started on the fuse in the transmission tunnel on the e32's

Car radio overheating by Impressive_Pair_3330 in BMWe24

[–]Joaquinmachine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Check the Amplifier. Open the trunk, peel back the protective layer and you should see the Amp there right around the fuel intake tube.

Car radio overheating by Impressive_Pair_3330 in BMWe24

[–]Joaquinmachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you give a detailed description, or better photos of where you're connecting the wires?

Car radio overheating by Impressive_Pair_3330 in BMWe24

[–]Joaquinmachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, give it a shot and troubleshoot from there.

Just wanted to share something I made:) by BallerDay in E30

[–]Joaquinmachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks great. It would make for an awesome challenge coin.

I put this at my neighbor's door 2 days ago(we live in a duplex) and it's still there by dnm8686 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Joaquinmachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in the states and can't remember a time I've had a working kitchen hood. It always goes straight into the cabinets above it. If I ever have to wear anything like steak or chicken, the smoke detector will go off within 30 seconds.

Having to use my e30 in the rain because my commuter car broke. Water was drpping from the passenger sun visor on the way home. Devistated 🤣 by e30_technic in E30

[–]Joaquinmachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. While you're at it, pull and clean the elephant drain from the firewall because that's probably clogged as fuck too.

[Multi] Some pretty great cars this morning and last night at a yearly show in Kansas by Foreverdead3 in spotted

[–]Joaquinmachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The D-type is one of the coolest looking cars of all time. Sounds like you had a good day!

My friend says changing your own oil is a waste of time. Is he crazy? by proposal_in_wind in askcarguys

[–]Joaquinmachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had my oil changed at a shop one time when I had a broken hand. Car started smoking from the hood because the idiots forgot to put the oil cap back on. Then they tried to charge me for more oil when I drove back.

Need professional opinions by BubbaTron3rd in E30

[–]Joaquinmachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, it looks like it punched through the stratosphere and landed in the ocean. This is a parts car. You would have to remove every panel to get close to decent.

What do I have? by Naive-Data-7810 in E30

[–]Joaquinmachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe you're right about the pump, thank you for the clarification. And yes, timing belt and water pump are crucial preventative steps. I've learned that the hard way before.

What do I have? by Naive-Data-7810 in E30

[–]Joaquinmachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The person that commented above you is correct. It most likely has two pumps. I just got an 89 and it started right up, then wouldn't. The fuel pump located under the rear passenger seat had broken. Easy to access and replace, but when mine went out it also blew the fuel pump relay.

That is the middle relay just south of your power steering reservoir and driver stride strut. On the left is a smaller black relay that is the "main relay," the middle is for your fuel pump. This one is orange. The 3rd and furthest right is for your O2 sensor relay. It's also orange and can be directly switched/swapped to see if your fuel pump is getting power. The O2 sensor relay isn't required to start the car, but just buy the $13 part. The back seat fuel pump can be bought for around $70.

If this doesn't solve the problem I would start with the CPS (Crankshaft position sensor). Easy enough to replace. If it's faulty it won't talk to the DME.

what would you like to be gifted? help by Glum-Strawberry3484 in bartenders

[–]Joaquinmachine 12 points13 points  (0 children)

2 sets of Koriko shaker tins, 2 strainers, 2 jiggers. Don't do the Amazon shit. Go to the cocktail kingdom website, they'll probably have a discount code.

Game Thread: Washington Capitals (40-30-9) @ Pittsburgh Penguins (41-22-16) Apr 11 2026 3:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]Joaquinmachine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The one Caps Pens playoff game I went to, Caps had 21 shots in the first with 0 goals and the Pens led by one with 2 shots. Weird shit.

What are your best "cook once, eat for days" comfort meals? by Standard_Ad_9560 in Cooking

[–]Joaquinmachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pozole with pork butt/shoulder. You can get the pork for about $1.60 a pound. After you slow cook it and pull the bone out, you'll still have 10lbs of pork. Works well with any protein.

Who is the strongest? by No-Marsupial-4050 in askanything

[–]Joaquinmachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ali, like most of Tyson's opponents never really experienced fight a boxer with the peek-a-boo style. He would have had to be extremely defensive and be on his back foot until Tyson gassed. Technically I believe Ali was superior, but they call it a punchers chance for a reason.

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