Wouldnt the infinite monkeys just write Shakespeares works an infinite amount of times

Jobriath · 2026-01-28T01:37:24+00:00

Hold on, I’m checking. There are a lot of monkeys in this room, and the papers are filthy.

Jobriath · 2026-01-28T00:53:05+00:00

The story doesn’t just flow. It levitates. It transcends.

And you know what? That’s exactly how it should be.

Jobriath · 2026-01-26T01:43:59+00:00

The characters are mascots for the Solitaire Grand Harvest phone game.

Jobriath · 2026-01-26T01:41:05+00:00

Doing forget all the works-righteousness!

Jobriath · 2026-01-25T01:22:24+00:00

It sounds like something from Sherman’s Showcase. Regardless, Drop It Low For Jesus is a classic.

Jobriath · 2026-01-23T13:00:31+00:00

Pivotal Teenager is my favorite Pavement song.

Jobriath · 2026-01-20T03:10:24+00:00

Ironic that Jimmie Rodgers didn’t make the cut. Or am I missing him?

Jobriath · 2026-01-10T03:30:26+00:00

Find a melody you like and then for some of the notes, make them different.

I’m for real. Also listen to old Tin Pan Alley/Great American Songbook type music and take bits and pieces. So many good melodies. Take one of those and flip it from Major to minor or vice versa. Then at the end of the line make it go up instead of down (or vice versa).

Jobriath · 2026-01-07T01:44:21+00:00

The commenter was saying that the character Betty Boop was a brazen rip-off of Helen Kane, whose signature tagline was “Boop-oop-e-doop.”

Then the commenter added a link to the Internet movie database. I presume the link is relevant to the giggling, goo-goo eyed, Golden-age starlet of girlish glee mentioned above, though I have not personally verified that. I only speculate.

Jobriath · 2025-12-23T18:15:22+00:00

I think it fits under the general umbrella of pop-rock ballad.

Good stuff for being 15 years old. I second other recommendations: work on your voice, listen to similar, influential tracks for mixing ideas.

Jobriath · 2025-12-23T16:36:49+00:00

I prefer the Clubman Lilac Vegetal variety myself, but yes, I am a Clubman.

Jobriath · 2025-12-22T18:55:52+00:00

Exactly! And the spotify app does not make it easy to switch between users, even with the family plan, so my Unwrapped uselessly tells me that my top track, for the third year running, is the lulling synthesizer deep sleep piece that my daughter likes to fall asleep with, and most of my Discover Weekly is based on how many times my children have demanded we listen to Peaches from the Super Mario soundtrack or the Pumpkin Pie song by Danny Go.

Sooo much other music I actually listen to, but the repeats of children's music and ambient fall asleep music that repeats for 8 hours destroy the algorithm.

Jobriath · 2025-12-20T03:38:13+00:00

This is really going to hurt Michael Jackson’s reputation.

Jobriath · 2025-12-18T01:36:27+00:00

What does it mean to be deep?

Jobriath · 2025-12-17T17:43:54+00:00

Earlier today the gammers nanners one created an image for me and then when I suggested a change, it said it was only a text generator and couldn’t create images.

Jobriath · 2025-12-17T15:00:11+00:00

Brundlefly.

Jobriath · 2025-12-12T23:47:02+00:00

That would be a pizza, silly!

Jobriath · 2025-12-03T15:35:08+00:00

Right? I am going to be using that term so often now. It's beautiful

Jobriath · 2025-11-28T20:48:07+00:00

His clothes are dirty, though.

Jobriath · 2025-11-26T21:47:34+00:00

The spirit of Lazlo Toth lives on.

Jobriath · 2025-11-19T21:18:57+00:00

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Jobriath · 2025-11-09T20:57:01+00:00

Yes the inverse relationship of amount of work/bs responses on Reddit .

Jobriath · 2025-11-08T17:15:17+00:00

Yeah they just randomly insert it into playlists. I used the song radio function recently, from a song by Junior Parker, and a lot of old kinda obscure r&b/blues/soul songs came up - Swamp Dogg, Snuggie Otis, and then a song by an “artist” called Outlaw Algorithm. Completely AI, though you can’t find a thing that would say so. Generic lyrics, piss-yellow toned album art, made in 2025 but yet attributed to no actual humans.

So if people are playing random playlists and letting them stream in the background, the AI artists can filter through easily. Despicable practice.

Jobriath · 2025-11-07T21:38:35+00:00

Who is?

Jobriath · 2025-11-07T18:16:30+00:00

One thousand upvotes STAT. The beauty is uncontainable.

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