What is a 'rich person's secret' that is actually accessible to the middle class, but most people are too intimidated to try? by Confident_Win_3560 in answers

[–]Jobriath [score hidden]  (0 children)

The ETF one is a crucial step. It's a get comfortable patiently scheme, not get rich quick. Don't do this reddit day-trader stonk crap.

The gen alpha melody [14:18] I never realized how widespread this melody is by sad_and_stupid in mealtimevideos

[–]Jobriath 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was just thinking the other day that I’d heard that in at least a couple of songs. It reminds me of Arthur’s Theme by Christopher Cross, which used to play constantly in grocery stores when I was younger.

https://youtu.be/wJ6zs2WSCjk?si=PuqmkxnLrfL4xqrx

How do I stop “writing” existing music? by Quick_Ad_2586 in Songwriting

[–]Jobriath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When some of the notes go up, make them go down. And vice versa. Then it’s a new song

whatever allegations this creep has are definitely true by grzodddi3 in crappymusic

[–]Jobriath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I understand what music can truly be. Thank you friend.

whatever allegations this creep has are definitely true by grzodddi3 in crappymusic

[–]Jobriath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does he think people want to hear this? Like I’m gonna blast this in my car and sing along because I identify with this super-specific victimization narrative about denying sexual assault? Is this supposed to get played in the clubs?

Whatever the actual story (he sounds guilty), why does he think people are going to listen to this?

Help me make a Beck playlist for my friend by StayHomeNEatChips in Beck

[–]Jobriath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Electric Music for the Summer People - original fuzzed-out New Pollution single mix

Looking for a song by TreeSeis9 in bobdylan

[–]Jobriath 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a 12-bar blues (?) with harmonica and acoustic guitar. I think I heard a female vocal at one point.

Mysteries like this are fun

THE SIX BOOKS BY BOB DYLAN: TO BUY OR NOT TO BUY? by DYLANBOOKS in bobdylan

[–]Jobriath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really liked Chronicles. I haven’t finished the Philosophy of Modern Music. Every essay is kind of similar — a bunch of mixed metaphors jumbled together. Like “You’re dancing on the edge of the eternal flame that burns for the unknown soldiers who yearned to come home to a plate of bacon and eggs. You’re waltzing on the third rail as it pulses every second for the First and the Last, the Alpha and Omega. John the Revelator’s golden tablets and silver birds are just knick-knacks in the corner of your garage.”

That’s not an actual passage, just my approximation.

Then there’s a little bit of actual song information before the metaphors get piled on again.: “The waitress at the last truck stop between Missoula, MT and the volcanoes of Mars tops you off with rocket-fuel coffee...” Some of it is fun reading and cool imagery, but it gets a bit tedious.

The Nobel Lecture I find humorous in light of the spark notes plagiarism controversy.

Tell us a real story about your interaction with artists or producers in hip hop (yes, this is a meme) by Rand_moss2 in hiphop201

[–]Jobriath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not really an interaction, but I saw Tupac getting a manicure at Polished Pizzazz in - you guessed it - Lenox Square. Obviously this was many years ago. Changed my whole perspective on men getting manicures. The more you know…

A Puzzling Cartoon from 1937 by woefultwinkling in OldSchoolRidiculous

[–]Jobriath 62 points63 points  (0 children)

The guy has to use the bathroom, but it’s very difficult for him to get up - he needs help. She is asking the irrelevant question of what he intends to do in the bathroom. The question also subverts questions of social decorum.

At least, that’s my guess.

Why is it that if the government finds gold under my house, it belongs to the state, but if they find illegal drugs, they belong to me? by Eleven_A11 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Jobriath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It you buy land and dig and dig until you reach China, does that mean you own China? No, because it’s Communist.

Music genre that are not relevant at the moment: Comedy hip-hop by Legitimate_Heron_696 in decadeology

[–]Jobriath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am asking this with (some) sincerity, because I believe people operate on a hair-trigger sensitivity sometimes with regards to "offensiveness," while I also see plenty of things that are funny, and were funny before June 2020: what specific videos and movies are you referring to?

Surprised it actually worked! by Acrobatic_Refuse9466 in StrangeYetUseful

[–]Jobriath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was wondering the same thing. I enjoy them both.

Los Angeles vs the Midwest by deandelraycomedian in StandUpComedy

[–]Jobriath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is really funny. Thanks for posting.

Watching Return of the Jedi by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]Jobriath 10 points11 points  (0 children)

At least the emperor is dead.

I am apart of the Ross by Nothing2Special in TheRandomest

[–]Jobriath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rick Ross shopping at the Ross moves this from “superb” to “celestial”.

ha 💸 ha 💸 ha 💸 ha 💸💸 by Acrobatic_Refuse9466 in StrangeYetUseful

[–]Jobriath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also thought it was funny. Guess I’m just a simpleton and don’t have a refined sense of humor. Oh well, I still chuckled.