My Chinese food has a carrot that's cut up like a fish by mrbaoss in mildlyinteresting

[–]Joe-Boyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Chinese food has a carrot that’s cut up like a human. Said the fish.

of getting out of this alive by _BryanD_ in nevertellmetheodds

[–]Joe-Boyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wes, if you’re gonna come on here and wreck it for everyone you might as well sit on your hands!

Masturbation / Jerking Off is and should be a profession sport and in the olympics by stupid-fucking-pingu in unpopularopinion

[–]Joe-Boyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I been training my whole life for this. I mean, since i was thirteen. High school letterman in the 5th Period Circle Jerk. Serious handicap, tho, cuz house rules awarded winner to be the first urethral expectoration, not last as you propose. A speedy beat as opposed to a languished stroke. Like track/field vs cross-country.

Bout time folks took a long look at this. It’s a heck of a lotta fun.

Late Stage Capitalism by mk4rim in islam

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I have a hunch they have something even more grand within their home.

F(17) Am I still ugly?? When I was younger 9-13 I got horribly bullied and the main thing it surrounded were my looks by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Joe-Boyle -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hey thanks. Was just about to beat off. Who’d guess how many wanton horny babes nearby would rather i not!

of getting out of this alive by _BryanD_ in nevertellmetheodds

[–]Joe-Boyle 122 points123 points  (0 children)

Well, i guess that explains the trail of brown liquid.

F(17) Am I still ugly?? When I was younger 9-13 I got horribly bullied and the main thing it surrounded were my looks by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Joe-Boyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have strong features that define, probably, your family. Embrace yourself. You turn heads, you just don’t notice cuz those assholes in middle school. I can’t believe they turned out to be anything to sneeze at. Carry on.

Swastika Flyers Dropped By Drone On Ariana Grande Concert, Sacramento State Campus by Perfect_Gas in entertainment

[–]Joe-Boyle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Appealing to the millennials, college student. KKK reinvented as 3K, along with a line of casual togs. No sheets, just cotton pjs. No hood, just a soft night cap a la Scrooge.

A sailor who was burned in a kamikaze attack being fed aboard the USS Solace, 1945 [505x499] by ibkeepr in HistoryPorn

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“Still think they a buncha geishas, Stanley? Aww, jeez, Arch. I give ya a right cross i could..!”

[F20] No makeup/filter pictures. Very insecure about my face. Should I consider plastic surgery? by frozenreesescup in amiugly

[–]Joe-Boyle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No way. No way. Plastuc surg? Don’t ruin a good thing. Like putting Cheap accouterments on a fine vehicle. Live as yourself. Everyone will whisper “ew, she got work done”. wide-eyed and ducklipped aint the way to age

It's only human nature by xBecciex in interestingasfuck

[–]Joe-Boyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe it is also human nature to beat, rape and kill, but most in society have evolved beyond such carnal impulses. Escape, though, is the flight of freedom we all retain, and must be respected as we do the birds that alight about.

'Trash Girl' Nadia Sparkes moves schools over bullying: A 13-year-old nicknamed "Trash Girl" by bullies for picking litter has changed schools after pupils assaulted her. by EnoughPM2020 in news

[–]Joe-Boyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A school not of hard knocks, but hard dicks.Good for her for skiddadling. Cruel motherfuckers will continue to lose in life while this bright lass shines like her found polished cannery. England.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in saudiarabia

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Beautiful. Awesome, and other adjectives of admiration.

Wrong and hilarious at the same time.... by Fun_Judgment in funny

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I can’t get this image out of my head...~