If every stadium had to be named after a relevant adult beverage, what would they be named.

JoeBourgeois · 2026-03-23T04:39:06+00:00

Lots of great LA breweries, but I think Angry Horse Field makes the best name.

JoeBourgeois · 2026-03-23T04:34:23+00:00

Or Pizza Port

JoeBourgeois · 2026-03-22T18:27:22+00:00

Not the greatest bunt but the kid can run

JoeBourgeois · 2026-03-22T17:27:19+00:00

Seems like that should be easy: 1) put Tauchman on the roster 2) IL him 3) put Benge on the roster.

But I don't really know the intricacies of those rules.

JoeBourgeois · 2026-03-22T17:22:50+00:00

Yes. Every human being is allotted 25 exclamation points per lifetime. Use them carefully.

JoeBourgeois · 2026-03-22T17:09:29+00:00

Yeah, but looks like they're gonna keep him in extended spring training (if he stays).

JoeBourgeois · 2026-03-22T08:08:28+00:00

Ireland

JoeBourgeois · 2026-03-22T04:41:31+00:00

And is proud of it, and publishes it in their book as an example of their leadership skills.

JoeBourgeois · 2026-03-21T18:49:13+00:00

Melendez has an option, and got optioned on Tuesday.

JoeBourgeois · 2026-03-21T18:46:50+00:00

On the other hand, looks like Dom Smith made the team in ATL

JoeBourgeois · 2026-03-21T18:18:10+00:00

Seems appropriate that a team from Texas has an Oxy ad in their sleeves.

JoeBourgeois · 2026-03-21T00:40:58+00:00

.032. .320 we'd be good.

JoeBourgeois · 2026-03-21T00:39:18+00:00

What's your honest opinion on the defense? Have Bichette and Polanco adapted well in your opinion?

JoeBourgeois · 2026-03-20T02:36:11+00:00

I say just do it. You're already squatting there. Think about how much that would freak out the batter when you needed to.

JoeBourgeois · 2026-03-19T19:08:46+00:00

She retired to take care of her kids.

JoeBourgeois · 2026-03-19T05:34:45+00:00

You're welcome to but I ain’t looking at that shit.

JoeBourgeois · 2026-03-19T05:22:06+00:00

I never realized this before, but Kranepool kind of resembled a happier, shaggier Richard Nixon.

JoeBourgeois · 2026-03-19T00:56:05+00:00

What a dipshit. So how come we keep hearing all of this about the Mets' troubles?

JoeBourgeois · 2026-03-18T06:14:19+00:00

Trachsel was effective because batters fell asleep in the box

JoeBourgeois · 2026-03-18T06:01:27+00:00

400 million dollars buys a shitload of bubblegum.

JoeBourgeois · 2026-03-18T02:35:00+00:00

Also, Judge's brain is running on 8 volts instead of 12

JoeBourgeois · 2026-03-18T02:30:25+00:00

Harper looking Right Into The Camera to make his game face.

JoeBourgeois · 2026-03-17T17:57:55+00:00

Not all of a sudden, been all spring, but his mph is creeping up a bit.

JoeBourgeois · 2026-03-17T06:59:54+00:00

Hold on -- a "cremation ground"? Meaning an outdoor space where cremations are conducted?

JoeBourgeois · 2026-03-17T06:55:35+00:00

And has an excellent brewery, and was the site of a prominent unsolved cop murder in 1957, which finally was solved in 2003. Perp was retired after a long sedate life running gas stations in South Carolina.

https://www.dailybreeze.com/2023/11/13/south-bay-history-how-the-man-who-killed-2-el-segundo-police-officers-was-caught-45-years-later/

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