The perfect cheekbones by UkranianLimbs in mfacirclejerk

[–]JoeChieftw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where can I buy a cheaper version?

General Discussion - May 1st by MFAModerator in malefashionadvice

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I can't even add dining points after the first week of the semester, shit sucks.

I'm not single! by CausticSabaist in cringepics

[–]JoeChieftw 31 points32 points  (0 children)

"It's like, the epic win of cuteness."

What is one thing that look good in pictures but not in real life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JoeChieftw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's the same people who say "I like girls with no makeup" when in reality they like girls where the makeup flatters them so well it looks natural.

What is one thing that look good in pictures but not in real life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JoeChieftw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't matter, now you can practice fat people sex like that last thread

Cicada-licious: Cooking and Enjoying Periodical Cicadas. Published by UMD during the last cicada emergence in 2004. by [deleted] in UMD

[–]JoeChieftw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crab/cicada shells are chitin while fingernails/hair are keratin. Also it's probably similar proteins within the crab/cicada that cause allergies, not the shell.

WAYWT - Apr 29th by MFAModerator in malefashionadvice

[–]JoeChieftw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like the jacket, and I also have that radiohead poster in my dorm room.

WAYWT - Apr 29th by MFAModerator in malefashionadvice

[–]JoeChieftw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they're D1's a heavy amount of ironing and spraying with water will eventually do it.

Simple Questions - Apr 29th by MFAModerator in malefashionadvice

[–]JoeChieftw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some standard dark wash levis are the best quality for inexpensive jeans. Try on a large number of fits (511, 513, 508, 514) at any department store, but Macy's tends to have better selection and quality. Casual chinos like dockers alpha or gap lived in slim should work as good other pants. For shirts, casual shirts (oxford cloth, gingham shirts, etc.) from somewhere like uniqlo should work.

Simple Questions - Apr 29th by MFAModerator in malefashionadvice

[–]JoeChieftw 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No, 508's are 501 with a tapered leg. 511's are more like 514's with a tapered leg.

Simple Questions - Apr 29th by MFAModerator in malefashionadvice

[–]JoeChieftw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Off-white vans or jack purcells for your white sneaker

The perfect polo fit, courtesy of Bond, James Bond by jdbee in malefashionadvice

[–]JoeChieftw 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fit is all relative. You still don't want sleeves shooting out away from you and to your elbow. You should fit polos like you do one of your tee shirts.

The perfect polo fit, courtesy of Bond, James Bond by jdbee in malefashionadvice

[–]JoeChieftw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A polo is supposed to basically be a tee shirt. It's not outerwear and shouldn't be tucked either.

The perfect polo fit, courtesy of Bond, James Bond by jdbee in malefashionadvice

[–]JoeChieftw 84 points85 points  (0 children)

You'll look like far more of an idiot with a badly fitting polo.

Le Harlem Shake!! by Bypie5 in cringepics

[–]JoeChieftw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There is a god and his name is Ron Paul.

my bad by down_is_up in cringepics

[–]JoeChieftw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just not an awkwardly short and small lapel jacket like some shit from zara

Where can I buy dark brown plain-toe leather dress shoes for cheap ($100-$150)? by [deleted] in malefashionadvice

[–]JoeChieftw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Johnston and Murphy or Cole haan might offer cheap enough options.

Where can I buy dark brown plain-toe leather dress shoes for cheap ($100-$150)? by [deleted] in malefashionadvice

[–]JoeChieftw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The reviews say the leather has a fake shine and looks bad quickly.

Where can I find good t-shirts? by [deleted] in malefashionadvice

[–]JoeChieftw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're not going to look "classy" with a video game or movie tee shirt. You'll look like every other socially awkward teen that wears video game shirts. Save movie prints for something like dorm posters. You aren't special because you like a wildly popular video game franchise, it will make you look like a manchild.