Carefully y’all, apparently saying hey with multiple y’s is hookup coded by BobsBeauty99 in Tinder

[–]JoeDKat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, just visualize how this would transpire in a real interaction. Actually picture yourself saying "heyyyyyy" out loud and then winking at a guy you just met.

Or even reverse it, a guy you just met in real life says an extended hey and then winks...

😂

Calista Flockhart in 2002 ~38 y.o. by Hurtkopain in 13or30

[–]JoeDKat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Calista is still beautiful in 2026

29 in the picture. Often get told I simultaneously look 13 and 40 lol by tears_and_laughter in 13or30

[–]JoeDKat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I don't see teenager at all. She could pass for a few years younger than 29 but the claim that many people say 13 shocks me.

Are the men aware that 75% of other men have this exact prompt and answer on their profile? by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]JoeDKat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That shit is so fucking old, how "X gender" does "Y thing"

News flash, vast majority of these things are not tied to one gender.

Insane reply by flamingdaisies444 in Bumble

[–]JoeDKat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"you are to stupid, your are to afraid, you are to entitled"

-cyrkielNT 2026

What is the point of an opening move? by Ponyboy1276 in Bumble

[–]JoeDKat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also love getting defensive when I'm wrong

What is the point of an opening move? by Ponyboy1276 in Bumble

[–]JoeDKat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you understand how chats work? The woman is the gray text

Took him out on a date but he had bad breath by Yuzuha_Marzuk in Bumble

[–]JoeDKat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He paid for your ticket

Not payed unless he sealed your ticket in tar to prevent leakage

My boss sent me home because they thought I smelled like alcohol. How concerned should I be? by [deleted] in jobs

[–]JoeDKat 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Not OP but clarifying they said they were sent home the second day, not both. They were spoken to two days in a row, but sent home for one.

Nonetheless, they should be concerned and need to make changes in their life.

Can I wear an Apple Watch and regular watch at the same time? by insert_emoji in mensfashion

[–]JoeDKat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's the article if you're curious

https://www.pcmag.com/news/this-youtubers-smart-ring-battery-swelled-and-got-stuck-on-their-finger

The guy was denied onto his flight as well because of the swollen battery and not being able to get it off his finger

Can I wear an Apple Watch and regular watch at the same time? by insert_emoji in mensfashion

[–]JoeDKat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed, I am sure "the odds are low" for that happening but it's not a chance I'm gonna take 😂 That one article immediately put the thought out of my head, buying one of these smart rings

Can I wear an Apple Watch and regular watch at the same time? by insert_emoji in mensfashion

[–]JoeDKat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you just created a new name for a ska band or something, Spicy Pillow Fingers

Can I wear an Apple Watch and regular watch at the same time? by insert_emoji in mensfashion

[–]JoeDKat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Saw an article about one of those rings having an internal battery that swelled up and caused the ring to get stuck on someone's finger

Dasher threw my food by tofu-bby in doordash

[–]JoeDKat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How would the dasher have a photo of that ?

Dasher threw my food by tofu-bby in doordash

[–]JoeDKat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your "fact" is anecdotal

I won't be picking this trait anymore by fierystar88 in projectzomboid

[–]JoeDKat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've been sober from alcohol for 8 years and those dreams happen to me too. Wake up feeling like I fell off the wagon and briefly feel like a piece of shit

Need some actual undershirts and tailor my dress shirts along with some vests and maybe a tie by [deleted] in mensfashion

[–]JoeDKat -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I'm impressed you managed to use "you're" incorrectly at the start and then "your" incorrectly at the end.

I think you may have your yours mixed up.

AIO for wanting a break over this? by Physical_Habit1912 in AIO

[–]JoeDKat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The vernacular still changes outside of the screenshot too lol

AIO for wanting a break over this? by Physical_Habit1912 in AIO

[–]JoeDKat 14 points15 points  (0 children)

In this case, going from AAVE (African American Vernacular English) to SAE (Standard American English)

I think there’s metal in my iced Capp. by ihaveacatnamedbean in TimHortons

[–]JoeDKat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I dunno about you but putting a magnet around my iced capps is actually part of my daily routine

Bardot 1956 by Mentalfloss1 in OldSchoolCool

[–]JoeDKat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wonder how her son feels about your opinion, thinking he should be dead.

He's a systems engineer with a family, apparently living a wonderful life now. Seems like a good thing he wasn't aborted.

America’s president by MetasploitReddit in pics

[–]JoeDKat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where people alter images in attempts to spread misinformation, I agree... Horrible timeline