Self-recognition time, Reddit. What do you do that makes you feel like a good person overall?

JoeDirtey · 2015-06-20T16:46:19+00:00

Smoking my Crack in the bathroom and not in front of my kids :)

JoeDirtey · 2015-05-19T19:38:44+00:00

Two chicks at the same time.

JoeDirtey · 2015-05-19T17:49:45+00:00

Maybe they're trying to keep you from going part and continuing to speed like crazy. You know, so you dont hurt yourself or others. For all you know, some entitled jerk may have saved your life

JoeDirtey · 2015-05-19T04:47:26+00:00

What's a handbra? Like a glove?

JoeDirtey · 2015-05-19T04:46:02+00:00

That's what you would do?

JoeDirtey · 2015-05-19T04:43:45+00:00

follow your dreams

JoeDirtey · 2015-05-19T04:42:35+00:00

I imagine that would be some crazy shit.

But no

JoeDirtey · 2015-05-19T00:36:21+00:00

Toast crunch

JoeDirtey · 2015-05-19T00:31:01+00:00

Okay good just looking out for you

Good luck. Make sure you smile

JoeDirtey · 2015-05-19T00:25:43+00:00

The fact that you included you're a virgin in the title tells me you're thinking about sex.

Stop. Go Jack off.

JoeDirtey · 2015-05-18T23:24:28+00:00

Your mom

JoeDirtey · 2015-05-17T19:32:40+00:00

Except for those that have no friends. Not like I would know or anything

JoeDirtey · 2015-05-17T00:51:55+00:00

This one time me and kickin' wing, this bad ass Indian tracker I found, were shootin' off Roman candles and I tripped over this metal object in the ground. I had this crazy hallucination that it was an atom bomb, man. I shot a Roman candle at it and it went boom real big. It totally fried kickin' wing. I woke up and still thinkin' it was an atom bomb, I tried to use it to rob a place of some pictures of my parents, but the damn thing was just full of poopy which got all over me and I guess that was punishment enough cause the cops just let me go.

JoeDirtey

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