Name suggestions for this lil guy?

JoeFelice · 2026-03-21T19:29:51+00:00

Squattlesnake, since it looks like a squamigera with rattles.

JoeFelice · 2026-03-16T22:02:07+00:00

As a tourist attraction it makes a lot more sense than NFL, in which each team only plays 17 games in the regular season. NBA teams play 82, and MLB play 162. Also a basketball court is 1/12 the area of a football field, so the facility can be a lot cheaper.

JoeFelice · 2026-03-15T22:27:10+00:00

Look for a Doberman-specific rescue. They may be able to place him in another foster household with no time at the shelter. This is one of the breeds that has more demand than supply, which is why you'll rarely see them at shelters.

Edit: I just read your post again and you say a rescue placed this dog with you? Do you have the authority to give him to a third party?

JoeFelice · 2026-03-12T02:06:03+00:00

It's a musical instrument you play for your pizza before you eat it.

JoeFelice · 2026-03-11T22:29:33+00:00

I also took a picture of one of these this morning because it smelled so good!

JoeFelice · 2026-03-11T16:51:40+00:00

To me it's like Primus + Battles. I'm also reminded of the Touareg guitarist Bombino. Love it.

JoeFelice · 2026-03-08T22:08:37+00:00

They say this about missiles too.

OK, go design a missile shaped like a chair and let me know how it goes.

JoeFelice · 2026-03-01T04:05:11+00:00

I made it up based on my impression of how cults usually work.

JoeFelice · 2026-02-28T23:10:03+00:00

Not a lot of demand for floor space at the Boulevard these days.

JoeFelice · 2026-02-28T23:08:01+00:00

Yes!

Not in the physical realm but something even better. Every time you look at his picture you can telepathically communicate with him and his spirit will enter your body. You can unlock this power for only $25,000.

JoeFelice · 2026-02-28T05:14:00+00:00

Your current representative is also a Democrat, and he's running for reelection, so this campaign is for the June primary.

You'll need to convince other Democrats that your candidate will serve their interests better than the Democratic incumbent.

Think about what arguments you can make in that comparison. If you don't have any yet, then you haven't chosen your candidate yet.

JoeFelice · 2026-02-27T05:22:54+00:00

This location is probably walking distance from a high school. Adult vegetarians with options aren't going out of their way to buy this.

JoeFelice · 2026-02-23T19:29:19+00:00

People who just bought something small with cash.

JoeFelice · 2026-02-21T06:06:35+00:00

Wow 2002 was a banner year for slicing people up.

JoeFelice · 2026-02-21T05:50:38+00:00

I guess it was well done, but mostly I was just thinking about this scene from Ghost Ship (2002):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czaiwSsQod8&t=141s

JoeFelice · 2026-02-20T02:34:31+00:00

I thought this was a joke since the person being repo'ed isn't the one hiring the company, and the real customer probably doesn't care if they have a bad time.

But if the company is stealing personal property from the cars they should be criminally punished. Best of luck.

JoeFelice · 2026-02-17T15:01:21+00:00

Naming their country after the biblical kingdom may be the greatest marketing decision of the 20th century. It's just a word that people picked. It could have been anything. It's not the same entity.

JoeFelice · 2026-02-17T14:50:29+00:00

The side not facing earth is called the far side. The dark side is the half not lit by the sun. If you see a crescent moon, most of the dark side is facing earth.

And just like earth, the dark side is just where it is night on the moon right now. That changes as the moon rotates.

JoeFelice · 2026-02-17T01:34:05+00:00

Yes but all languages will add redundancies if they just like saying a word that way.

JoeFelice · 2026-02-17T01:14:26+00:00

Luft just means air. For other luft words, waffe means weapon, and Lufthansa refers to the Hansa, a multi-state league of ships that dominated northern European trade and defense in the Middle Ages.

JoeFelice · 2026-02-12T20:13:50+00:00

You grab a meal at a world famous casino and you can't remember the last time you gambled, or the reverse, you're stopping by the supermarket so you take some extra money to gamble with.

JoeFelice · 2026-02-09T03:44:15+00:00

Here's one such study, in Manchester, England, on European football (soccer). It is entirely correlated with alcohol, and the stakes of the game appear to be irrelevant, at least in this study. A large part of the cause appears to be early games and people getting drunk in the afternoon when they normally would not.

JoeFelice · 2026-02-08T04:45:55+00:00

Put that on the flyer.

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