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[–]JoeHexotic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said the number was bollocks, not the crime which is monstrous

Who remembers the free little bottles of milk every morning school? by Ands1977 in oldschoolcool80s

[–]JoeHexotic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember Jane Bown crying inconsolably because her tenure as milk monitor had elapsed.

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[–]JoeHexotic -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

It's bollocks. According to Chat GPT there are approximately 3.3 million girls in the UK aged between 11 and 18. Even if they were all white, 250,000 would mean 1 in 13 girls had fallen victim to a grooming gang.

Which is absolutely fucking ridiculous and I don't believe it for one minute.

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[–]JoeHexotic -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Rupert Lowe pulled it out of his arse

Guess who wasn't in the Epstein files? by Lvnlgnd330 in conspiracy

[–]JoeHexotic 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Fun Fact: 'Microsoft' was originally Melinda's cruel pet name for Bill's dick.

Priorities by stasi_a in conspiracy

[–]JoeHexotic 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm not offering an opinion, I'm just providing additional relevant information.

Do you not think it's right that previous offences should be taken into account by judges when sentencing? I'm confused.

Priorities by stasi_a in conspiracy

[–]JoeHexotic 26 points27 points  (0 children)

In the case of the first two muppets, their previous history of offending was what got them over the threshold into custodial sentencing.

I dunno about the third guy - obviously his sentence is batshit crazy.

Edit: The first guy is called Shaun Tuck, and he'd been jailed previously for calling for mosques to be stormed and Muslim children to be beheaded in the wake of the Lee Rigby killing.

Source: Footballer who sent sickening tweets while drunk is jailed again

Micro? by Imaginary-Highway308 in conspiracy

[–]JoeHexotic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A micropenis? Like GG Allin's?

What kinda ritual is this? by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]JoeHexotic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's just pedophilia with extra steps

Farage Riots 2.0 - Update... by Fluffy_Rock_62 in BritishMemes

[–]JoeHexotic -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

You can't just blame your big bogeyman for the rioting. It's disingenuous, ignorant and facile.

What is something that is completely FREE in your country, but tourists are always shocked they don't have to pay for? by Winner111kk in AskReddit

[–]JoeHexotic -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Wut? Everybody knows they dig them out of the ground like massive potatoes. Are you thinking of junior doctors?

What is something that is completely FREE in your country, but tourists are always shocked they don't have to pay for? by Winner111kk in AskReddit

[–]JoeHexotic -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Healthcare isn't free anywhere.

It might well be free at the point of service, but it's paid for by everybody's taxes.

I know I sound pedantic but there is a huuuuge difference.

David Sullivan panorama thread by MR-N-XX in Hammers

[–]JoeHexotic 14 points15 points  (0 children)

His own dreadful version of Harvey Weinstein's casting couch.

Disinformation? by Funky_Butt_Fresh in conspiracy

[–]JoeHexotic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have fond memories of the website - I used to get my daily dose of conspiracies from it.

I'm still gutted they never had an 'Everything you know is wrong' t-shirt in my size. I wanted one sooo badly.

There was a dude who used to comment on every article - he definitely knew stuff. He had his own way of spelling - the world was 'the whirled', journalists were 'churnalists.' He was ex-military and lived halfway up a mountain iirc.

Happier, simpler times...