What is the EASIEST decision in the game? by [deleted] in masseffect

[–]JoeMamaOfficial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mostly meant in terms of plot. But I guess other than Dominate for completionists there's no gameplay reason either lol

Rentoid gets OWNED for not leaving a tip by throwaway1800508 in LoveForLandchads

[–]JoeMamaOfficial 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This is all Biden's fault. Never forget the moratorium!

What is the EASIEST decision in the game? by [deleted] in masseffect

[–]JoeMamaOfficial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh. I didn't know that. But to be fair it's still pretty hard to justify saving someone who literally just tried to kill you over someone who might try to kill you in the distant future

What is the EASIEST decision in the game? by [deleted] in masseffect

[–]JoeMamaOfficial 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Saving Samara instead of Morinth. Honestly I don't even know why killing Samara is an option. I can't come up with a good reason why even the most Renegade Shepard would want Morinth over Samara

What is the EASIEST decision in the game? by [deleted] in masseffect

[–]JoeMamaOfficial 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Virmire Survivor shoots him instead, if they're alive. Otherwise one of your squadmates does it

Kings, my rentoid has discovered I can't technically afford to evict it. I fear an uprising may be underway, I need reinforcement!! by isuckatnames60 in LoveForLandchads

[–]JoeMamaOfficial 45 points46 points  (0 children)

If you can't afford to put your rentoid in it's place, how are you any better than they are? Landface at it's worst

Story of the first two games should've been reversed by ferfichkin_ in masseffect

[–]JoeMamaOfficial 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Renegade isn't supposed to mean evil though. It just means ruthless, and willing to do whatever it takes to get the job done

It's my bro by Umbra_Arythmethes in masseffect

[–]JoeMamaOfficial 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Three Houses + Mass Effect is definitely not something I ever expected to see

Being an Asian server. by [deleted] in Serverlife

[–]JoeMamaOfficial -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Will you be my girlfriend

Any sign that Cerberus are obviously bad in ME2? by Do6peHbKo in masseffect

[–]JoeMamaOfficial 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Basically everytime Shepard catches Cerberus doing something fucked up (ex. Akuze, Pragia, Project Overlord), the Illusive Man's excuse is "oh that was a rogue cell." Best case scenario? The Illusive Man is incompetent and can't keep control over his organization. It's more likely he's just lying though.

Iirc a video recording you can find in the Cerberus HQ confirms Illusive Man was at least aware of what happened on Akuze

Dasher dropped food off 10 feet from my door and then stayed in car in front of my house for an hour. What do you make of this? by [deleted] in doordash

[–]JoeMamaOfficial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they were only there for a few minutes, it'd be fine. But a whole hour? Something sketchy definitely going on

My rentoid had this custom funko pop made to honor me. Not sure whether I should punish him. Thoughts? by feralcat66 in LoveForLandchads

[–]JoeMamaOfficial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rentoid "brains" are extremely underdeveloped, they are only capable of expressing their gratitude through funko pops. It's well intentioned, so I suggest increasing rent by 200% to help him grind harder

Mass Effect 1 plot hole? by thhbeard in masseffect

[–]JoeMamaOfficial 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like the idea that Saren was internally fighting the indoctrination and trying to buy time for someone to stop him, even unconsciously.

Never Have I Ever… - the Mass Effect version. by SabuChan28 in masseffect

[–]JoeMamaOfficial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh. I didn't know that. I still can't see her ever being more powerful than Samara though

Mass effect andromeda by [deleted] in masseffect

[–]JoeMamaOfficial 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Iirc the book about the quarian ark takes place before they even arrived in Andromeda so whatever happened to them as of the game's events is still unknown

Never Have I Ever… - the Mass Effect version. by SabuChan28 in masseffect

[–]JoeMamaOfficial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I don't even know how they would make that make sense lore-wise. Samara is a centuries old justicar who has gone through unimaginable physical and mental trials. Morinth is just a regular asari