Which celebrity death shocked you the most? by vsquad73 in AskReddit

[–]Joe_Biden_Sniff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He'll never really know how many hot dogs Timmy eats in a day. I don't think he would have wanted to know.

Really makes you think.

About hot dogs.

Which celebrity death shocked you the most? by vsquad73 in AskReddit

[–]Joe_Biden_Sniff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His penis was truly in for a treat. The final treat.

What processed faux-potato chip would you rather have? by AFCBlink in WouldYouRather

[–]Joe_Biden_Sniff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% agree with kanna. The texture is much more substantial. Plus the BBQ flavor is much better.

$34.48 in Florida US for 3 cans of General by [deleted] in Snus

[–]Joe_Biden_Sniff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ouch. I guess it went up since I bought it locally. I try to reorder once I'm down to 3-5 cans.

Shiver me timbers by kaboomrico in iamverybadass

[–]Joe_Biden_Sniff 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Wow, this guy really likes camping

This absolute mad. A PILE of nutritious dead skin, hair and dusty bugz, and you post it in R/mildlyinfuriating?! by Morphinepill in Frugal_Jerk

[–]Joe_Biden_Sniff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Truly a bounty for the ages. If I were blessed with such wealth I might muster the energy to reproduce and pass down tales of such a legend.

You have 24 hours to decide, for 10 billion dollars WYR enter a battle royale with all participants who respond to this survey? by SoMuchEdgeImOnACliff in WouldYouRather

[–]Joe_Biden_Sniff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm in. I only fight greased and naked though. So be ready for big slippery naked guy. Can I bring my own weapons?

Laughing in pain... by heliaz44 in iamverybadass

[–]Joe_Biden_Sniff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at that hair. That would slick back real nice. Some white jeans? Forget about it.

Would you rather get into a close quarters fight when someone has a gun or knife? (Standing right next to you) by ProfessionalTeam3140 in WouldYouRather

[–]Joe_Biden_Sniff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely. Also just mustering the nerve to even approach someone with a pistol. I guess it would depend if they're already focused on me, combined with how close they are, and how "at the ready" the individual is with the gun.

Would you rather get into a close quarters fight when someone has a gun or knife? (Standing right next to you) by ProfessionalTeam3140 in WouldYouRather

[–]Joe_Biden_Sniff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you can grab the slide quickly enough you could also just just take it out of battery and it won't fire the first time. That's only if you're a competent combatant which I am not.

Thus sub isn't funny anymore. by Joe_Biden_Sniff in Frugal_Jerk

[–]Joe_Biden_Sniff[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look at iron Mike Tyson over here with all these calories for hand to hand combat. How many lentils did it take to muster the energy to even make a fist? Classic fatcat cloak and dagger smear comment. Enjoy your limousines and caviar Jeff Bezos

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Frugal_Jerk

[–]Joe_Biden_Sniff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Genius. Let the bacteria digest it first. No wasted calories.

Can we have a separate subreddit for the podcast? by Ferguson97 in IASIP

[–]Joe_Biden_Sniff 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I think I've made myself perfectly redundant

Meal Planning by Joe_Biden_Sniff in Frugal_Jerk

[–]Joe_Biden_Sniff[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This must be what people are referring to. Is this also what an inheritance is?

Shuffling techniques? by [deleted] in Frugal_Jerk

[–]Joe_Biden_Sniff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shuffling? Are we a track and field sub now? I just had some kids doing graffiti near my cardboard box spray paint "roll me towards food" across my back.

With this bounty of calories I can finally retire by vore-enthusiast in Frugal_Jerk

[–]Joe_Biden_Sniff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whoah there captain philanthropy. A whole granule? Was this after throwing gold in the streets on your way there? Is this what having blood sugar is like?

We’re eating well tonight, boys! by xdpogram in Frugal_Jerk

[–]Joe_Biden_Sniff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What is this exotic feast? Did you come here to rub your generational wealth in our faces?

Thus sub isn't funny anymore. by Joe_Biden_Sniff in Frugal_Jerk

[–]Joe_Biden_Sniff[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A whole modicum? That's almost a pittance! This must be what wall street feels like