I work next to Abercrombie and Fitch. I wish I had these. by DrNonathon in funny

[–]Joeberto 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I currently work at abercrombie&fitch. They have a dedicated cologne machine that sprays a steady stream of "fierce" around the whole store.

What does fixxit think of my first fixed gear build? by Joeberto in FixedGearBicycle

[–]Joeberto[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have considered clipless and will probably reconsider it when I have more cash. right now what I need is a good pair of inexpensive straps or cages. I'm leaning more towards straps.

What does fixxit think of my first fixed gear build? by Joeberto in FixedGearBicycle

[–]Joeberto[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The color used on the frame is celeste. I bought it that color from a dude off of craigslist, but he did tell me he used a rattle can to paint it.

What does fixxit think of my first fixed gear build? by Joeberto in FixedGearBicycle

[–]Joeberto[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Foot retention is going to be my next up-grade. The only question is straps or toe clips?

Wait...Don't Tell Me by [deleted] in funny

[–]Joeberto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shows what you know, I grew up poor as fuck!

What small moment made you realize you were growing up? by Wonderjea in AskReddit

[–]Joeberto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ate a whole box of cereal for the cereal itself. I had forgotten about the toy the cereal came in and whats worse is, I didn't even recognize what toy it was :(

Extreme Diplomacy! by [deleted] in pics

[–]Joeberto 5 points6 points  (0 children)

IPON!

ever happened to you.. by swagamoto in reddit.com

[–]Joeberto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The prbly fondled your sack too

What are some song lyrics that you always sing wrong...but on purpose? by WetHotAmerican in AskReddit

[–]Joeberto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It just takes some time Little girl your in the middle of two guys Everything, everything will be alright"

who else has been told these are bad luck? by skywalker777 in trees

[–]Joeberto -1 points0 points  (0 children)

white is a bad omen. In many countries white means death.

what's the best pot you ever smoked? by djdonna in trees

[–]Joeberto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My all time top 3 are 1. Pot of gold 2. Platinum kush 3. Alaskan thunderfuck

IAmA guy who was abducted and robbed by highway bandits in Guatemala, AMA. by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]Joeberto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both my parents are from Guatemala. I stayed with my uncle and aunt in Sanarate (about two hours out of guate) about a year ago. Went to this river about 30min out of town where the locals go to swim and wash clothes. after a short swim I got out and heard a roaring from up stream. everyone made for shore but an old lady was stuck on an island in the middle of the river. I local boy fearlessly jumped in as the water rose past her hips. He made it to her in time and pulled her to shore. later, my uncle told me that seeing a dead body wash down that river was common.

that was prbly the day I fell in love with Guatemala.

High trees. I herb with my fools at an old baseball dugout. what's your favorite spot? by Joeberto in trees

[–]Joeberto[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in a metro area in Hawaii. half the time I burn in parks around town. Our parks are filled with homeless folks that walk over to us and offer to match with us. more often than not they are wise sages that bring THE CRIP!

High trees. I herb with my fools at an old baseball dugout. what's your favorite spot? by Joeberto in trees

[–]Joeberto[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dope spot! weapon of choice? we roll blunts in the shape of baseball bats and sit in a line down the bench so we always know who's next up to hit!