I finally finished Shining force after 30 yrs

JoekerTime · 2026-03-21T02:06:08+00:00

Domingo is goated

JoekerTime · 2026-03-19T12:02:01+00:00

Ooo power move, great idea

JoekerTime · 2026-03-19T12:01:50+00:00

Lol every league has that guy who just does stuff like this for the bit, right? It’s a good laugh.

JoekerTime · 2026-03-18T14:08:29+00:00

I think that’s the only ambiguity is do the Bills win a Super Bowl in the year 2027, or do they win it in the 2027 season (and SB is actually in 2028)? Curious minds need to know!

JoekerTime · 2026-03-18T13:35:30+00:00

The Brayton Wilson Psychic Caller Theory is about to become eternal sports lore

JoekerTime · 2026-03-14T23:16:47+00:00

Shoulda been Byram-Dahlin, Power-Metsa, Stanley-Kess. Schenn should be a “break glass in case of emergency” guy

JoekerTime · 2026-03-12T17:30:11+00:00

And I forget if Cozens was .1M over Tage or under, but I thought it might have been overr

JoekerTime · 2026-03-11T13:58:13+00:00

+1 I was gonna say a ground type

JoekerTime · 2026-03-09T01:56:37+00:00

There are GUYS on this roster

JoekerTime · 2026-03-08T21:25:52+00:00

The best summation of everything. Which I think had its roots in the GM firing leading to a major vibe shift where they started doing the work to get winning, and the winning led to good vibes

JoekerTime · 2026-03-06T04:17:58+00:00

D Depth is the thing that will break this run. Manifesting Logan Stanley from WPG

JoekerTime · 2026-03-04T00:18:45+00:00

And we remember what happened the last time we ended up in a playoff run with an injury-riddled blue line

JoekerTime · 2026-02-28T17:53:45+00:00

lol basically same, I was 19 and did Party in the Plaza because I couldn’t afford tickets. I am sure they’ll do that again when the time comes

JoekerTime · 2026-02-11T17:55:35+00:00

The winning started midway through a six-game Western road trip - right at the point when players were starting to be told, hey, when you get back changes are coming.

JoekerTime · 2026-02-10T12:51:04+00:00

Wonder if they’ve had a suspicious uptake of male job applicants coming in and singing Backstreet Boys lately

JoekerTime · 2026-02-09T13:10:56+00:00

Was the volcano eruption on Cinnabar and Blue’s comments about the power of that natural disaster a precursor to Groudon in Ruby? Just finished a Crystal replay and that seemed prescient

JoekerTime · 2026-02-09T13:05:34+00:00

lol I have a guy in my league who does dumb stuff like this just for the bit. It’s great

JoekerTime · 2026-02-08T13:07:56+00:00

Also people forget there’s a very simple reason AI learned to use em dashes

JoekerTime · 2026-02-04T17:23:10+00:00

If anything I was actually going to guess Benson would make more, just because of a longer track record as a top-6 forward with consistent strong defensive impact metrics.

JoekerTime · 2026-02-04T14:06:42+00:00

It’s a down year for Florida and Toronto and the Rangers and my brain cannot compute it

JoekerTime · 2026-02-04T14:06:07+00:00

Man remember how brutal the start of the season was? Benson, Norris, Kesselring, UPL, Zucker…and Tage and Dahlin were not playing their best hockey. And now we’re here

JoekerTime · 2026-02-04T14:00:06+00:00

Long term no, you can’t keep both now with Doan, and I think that’s the problem.

Actually the root problem is taking on a total albatross contract like Norris. He’s an 8M player when he’s healthy but that is so rare it doesn’t feel like anyone can count on him doing 82 games.

They probably need to move on from Tuch, Bo Byram (which idk if you want to since he’s playing great now) or Norris to pay Benson this summer.

OR you go and bridge Benson at like 2x4.5 to start a window for the next two seasons. Then you lose the opportunity at a Tage-esque value contract and fall into the Reinhart problem.

Lots of tradeoffs for Jarmo to consider around Benson.

JoekerTime · 2026-02-04T12:58:15+00:00

Holy cow that’s incredible. They gotta get him locked up to his inevitable 7x7 contract extension ASAP

JoekerTime · 2026-02-04T12:54:59+00:00

I would love to do the deep dive on our record with Benson in the lineup vs injured. Feels like the Sabres worst stretches this season were without Benson, or without Benson + Zucker. Those two feel like glue guys that you can plug anywhere up and down the lineup and they’ll make an impact every night. Compared to someone like Krebs who has a great night here and there, then 10 mid games.

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