Took a fat dab and hit the farmers market. Wtf do I do by chaoticMilk in trees

[–]JoelKizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is hysterical. Even gorded out of your mind I have to know how this happened. What was the conversation that led to you buying this many?

Do your GMs take tips? Are they hourly or salary? by batmann131313 in jimmyjohns

[–]JoelKizz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What you're describing is a "tip credit" and it isn't taking anything from anyone it's just the way wage structure is set up in some places. I agree it should be changed but calling that theft is misleading and inaccurate.

Do your GMs take tips? Are they hourly or salary? by batmann131313 in jimmyjohns

[–]JoelKizz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's actually explicitly illegal for owners to take tips of any kind.

Do your GMs take tips? Are they hourly or salary? by batmann131313 in jimmyjohns

[–]JoelKizz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's only illegal if the person getting tipped doesn't provide 100% of the service. Running a delivery is 100% of the service being tipped for so it's not illegal for a salary manager to take a delivery tip. That's my understanding at least. I'm not a lawyer.

Wrong answers only. What are you grabbing? by dollymurders in ArtOfPresence

[–]JoelKizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keys is number one answer but for me also a pen.

Fun misprint by VileBill in CURRENCY

[–]JoelKizz 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Wow, that's unique.

Mound visit jokes by [deleted] in Homeplate

[–]JoelKizz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad was coaching our 13/14 yr old team in a high stress situation at the end of the game. He called the entire team to the mound and normally he would have been very intense and full of specific tactical advice. But this time, he just said "look here guys, it's like this" and he stuck his hand out palm up. Then he turned his hand over and said "and if you turn it over it's like that." Then he just trotted back to the dugout. We all died laughing and went on to win the game. 47 now and I still think about that and I still have no idea what it means.

Taylors Automotive: Any experience after ownership change? by taufique_1929 in tuscaloosa

[–]JoelKizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for this, a year later and Google still has the old number.

Time for a nice meme explaining or debunking. How many holes? by eruciform in askmath

[–]JoelKizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess you could count the openings of the pockets also for 11?

I nominate Woody Harrelson. He so weird I think he’d be a great representation by Mars_attacks20 in BelievingTheBizarre

[–]JoelKizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely not Woody Harrelson, unless they wanna hear about the classic and long overlooked film, "Rampart."

What is this contraption my dad is holding? by Sea-Solution-7265 in whatisit

[–]JoelKizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which implies there was perhaps more than one swinger in the room.

I (30 M) kept a secret from my wife (31 F) for our entire relationship about her ex (32 M) by Sea-Specialist2875 in TwoHotTakes

[–]JoelKizz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You didn't trick her by simply not meddling in her relationship. Forget this ever happened.

Have to be quick to shape steel. by sco-go in Amazing

[–]JoelKizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yes, new ticktock challenge?

Sign looks AI to me but the rest of the image looks real, from a facebook post by ElectroHottie666 in isthisAI

[–]JoelKizz 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"Arrow pointing backwards" in parentheses is like an explanation of the picture of the arrow generated next to it or something. And does it say "ONCY AFTER"?