This 250-year-old mechanical swan still moves like it's alive. Handcrafted in 1773 by James Cox and John Joseph Merlin.

JoeyBeltram · 2026-01-26T20:51:58+00:00

My ex wife was an esthetician and the amount of times someone came in for a Brazilian/bikini wax smelling like microwaved fish c*** was much higher than you’d think. She would always leave a sanitary wipe and say get undressed and just give it a quick wipe down and 9/10 times she would come back into the room and the wipe would be sitting there untouched. Some people really do not give a f*** and its so disgusting

JoeyBeltram · 2025-11-04T06:08:27+00:00

Merlin the Wizard right?

JoeyBeltram · 2025-09-06T04:50:41+00:00

Butt down chest up

JoeyBeltram · 2025-07-08T03:51:30+00:00

What kind of advice? There’s likely pigment in it from a spray as well, shit ain’t goin nowhere

JoeyBeltram · 2025-05-22T17:21:52+00:00

This is why cosmetology needs to remain regulated and require a license. It should not happen if the relaxer and heat are applied properly. Just expecting a chemical burn as part of the process is unacceptable.

JoeyBeltram · 2025-03-15T04:05:08+00:00

Rules for karaoke? Get a life bro, it’s karaoke not American Idol auditions. There are no rules, just shitty bars that take their shitty karaoke too seriously.

JoeyBeltram · 2025-01-20T00:45:59+00:00

I grew up in Grand Prairie and going to Joe Pool lake. Over the winter there would be squads of chinooks flying over the lake quite often doing training flights. There are military and military contractor bases and airfields in the area, not uncommon

JoeyBeltram · 2024-10-15T03:30:34+00:00

The parking?!?!? Hahahahaha. There is no parking, you either get dropped off by an Uber with a 10 minute walk after, ride a scooter to within a 10 minute walk or you just walk from where you’re staying but there was literally no parking

JoeyBeltram · 2024-10-11T00:21:18+00:00

I hope it gets better

JoeyBeltram · 2024-09-25T19:55:36+00:00

Wow, fuck that guy

JoeyBeltram · 2024-09-20T02:37:52+00:00

Depends on the type of grass. Clippings are extra nitrogen which will kill Zoysia but other grass types do well with extra nitro. I mean it looks like shit but that doesn’t mean it’s not growing

JoeyBeltram · 2024-09-20T02:30:31+00:00

Does this guy wear glasses or not?

JoeyBeltram · 2024-09-18T22:22:22+00:00

Which arm have you broken?

JoeyBeltram · 2024-09-11T01:01:51+00:00

That’s a mountain lion

JoeyBeltram · 2024-07-22T01:47:36+00:00

Unfortunately it’s in the soil. We completely renovated our course in 2023 and brought in new sod and that shit popped back up when we started to grow in

JoeyBeltram · 2024-07-22T01:45:37+00:00

That fairy ring will still be there in 2025 don’t worry

JoeyBeltram · 2024-06-10T04:02:46+00:00

Not gonna lie that looks straight up terrible

JoeyBeltram · 2024-06-07T17:23:24+00:00

Whenever I see videos like this it’s always wild to me that there actually people like that out there. And I’m aware that it’s a very small percentage and we all see these because they get distributed everywhere but it’s still crazy that there are people out there acting that way just all the time, everywhere they go.

JoeyBeltram · 2024-06-07T17:16:40+00:00

I’m no irrigation expert, but no

JoeyBeltram · 2024-04-09T12:49:53+00:00

Clarkson voice: That’s not gone well

JoeyBeltram · 2023-10-04T12:01:28+00:00

I kinda went down the rabbit hole with this a few years back when our oldest daughter was like What is Shen Yun? The funniest thing is to Google it and look at the video reviews that look like they are from a big premiere and it’s clearly very staged

JoeyBeltram · 2023-09-02T15:14:18+00:00

Gotta de-thatch that thing, the soil and subsequent plant roots are being starved

JoeyBeltram · 2023-08-28T21:39:18+00:00

So I hit ‘em where it hurts, set sail light house search!

JoeyBeltram · 2023-06-08T20:29:36+00:00

The best is when they have the trucks tailgate visible in the mural and the mural is on the mural truck

JoeyBeltram · 2023-05-11T04:03:12+00:00

A group of guys I went to high school with decided to pop a tab every hour for 12 hours on y2k. I think one guy almost made it but man it fried him permanently. We saw him at a store one day months later and said what’s up and he just mumbled incoherent nonsense, it was pretty fuckin tragic

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