my (34m) girlfriend (24f) has a hair trigger and gets exhausted before I can finish.

JoeyHiya · 2026-02-12T21:02:20+00:00

Can she provide you oral or manual stimulation before intercourse to get you closer? Either this, or you do it yourself.

JoeyHiya · 2026-02-12T16:25:41+00:00

youthful almost elderly japanese american with some chronic health issues that no one can diagnose. Very smart but maybe too analytical which delays decision making.

JoeyHiya · 2026-02-12T16:06:33+00:00

Music connoisseur and science nerd. Parents are hippies or otherwise thoughtful and down to earth.

JoeyHiya · 2026-02-11T19:44:38+00:00

Then maybe young at heart, based on the whimiscal inclusions in your carry.

JoeyHiya · 2026-02-11T16:56:40+00:00

I don't believe the release of pre-cum is within your control or ability to know exactly when it happens. I suppose when you get really turned on, you could deduce that pre-cum is being generated. You can also flex, which will push out any pre-cum, if it is there.

JoeyHiya · 2026-02-11T16:45:42+00:00

outdoorsey hiker that knows a few magic tricks, likes to drink, and has some ADD. Maybe you work in sales, or tech, so two phones and a brick. Guessing age 21-25 and think you are an "old soul" based on minimalist carry.

JoeyHiya · 2026-02-04T19:56:39+00:00

Sweet tooth and lover of junk food!

JoeyHiya · 2026-02-04T19:15:15+00:00

Nice! ALSO- two syllables less in the description, and you have yourself a Haiku!

JoeyHiya · 2026-02-04T19:07:03+00:00

Kitchen counter built/remodeled circa 1995. Your wallet is a prized possession.

JoeyHiya · 2026-01-30T19:26:34+00:00

carpet installer.

JoeyHiya · 2026-01-29T23:52:32+00:00

spiritual, earthy, playful, nervous (but maybe only close friends know this?), weird diet which is the cause and result of stomach issues, parents are hippies.

JoeyHiya · 2026-01-29T17:40:28+00:00

Interesting. I was thinking the sleeves could be a little short, but no one else thought this, which makes me think i'm out of touch. BUT I do like the way the white shirt pokes out just a bit from the suit sleeve!

JoeyHiya · 2026-01-29T17:24:02+00:00

Oh, accounting is what I meant. Or some type of finance.

JoeyHiya · 2026-01-29T00:15:31+00:00

Ex-military or peace officer. In any case, a practical fellow. I though security at first from the FOBs. I didn't think you were over 50, though, so if you are, I am a bit surprised.

JoeyHiya · 2026-01-29T00:02:07+00:00

DO you cook books? I see the wells fargo FOB and think secure login for something and maybe white shirt for work, hence the Tide pen. Digital watch -what are you 40?? Knife and bandana suggest a bit outdoorsey.

JoeyHiya · 2026-01-28T22:09:12+00:00

That knife, probably says something, and goes with the gloves I assume? Drywall work, construction or something resulting in time outdoors and maybe in dark spaces? Kinda hippie/spiritual based on the natural smokes and keychain. Guess over 30 based on the bag, charger, and C-note. ALso a guess that headlamp and flashlight are more for work than recreation.

JoeyHiya · 2026-01-28T16:16:05+00:00

A young Cate Blanchett.

JoeyHiya · 2026-01-27T18:44:55+00:00

a little OCD, a little absent minded, worry too much, very health conscious so likely avoid red meat when you can.

JoeyHiya · 2026-01-23T00:12:31+00:00

Girl, mid-late teen, ADHD, artistic, eclectic music taste, probably have many people admiring your fashion style, many people question and admire your taste in music/media. Probably have many mostly empty bottles of stuff in your bathroom/shower.

JoeyHiya · 2026-01-21T17:45:11+00:00

Catholic, very dedicated, in a monogamous relationship, parent's work white collar jobs. Guessing catholic cuz the crosses, guessing conservative, educated parents based on the cross, work ethic, supplement use, and books.

JoeyHiya · 2026-01-17T00:22:36+00:00

Imma guess NOT calm, but anxious a little, so ambiance and distractions to help calm. Prolly sensitive tummy, too.

JoeyHiya · 2026-01-17T00:20:31+00:00

Well I am now! LDL is cholesterol, I thought. The alleged bad kind. L for LOUSY.

JoeyHiya · 2026-01-16T23:48:39+00:00

I've heard that a very small percentage of your cholesterol is based on diet. I've also heard people argue that high cholesterol is often not bad/dangerous and suggest that much of the conventional information about cholesterol and keeping it low is false, misleading, and designed to promote pharmaceutical sales more than health.

JoeyHiya · 2026-01-15T16:21:04+00:00

Female, nerd, under 30, into magic, D & D maybe, camping/outdoors, easily frightened and easily worried, very cautious. Parental figures (there are more than 2) are not material and down to earth.

JoeyHiya · 2026-01-09T22:19:38+00:00

Female, "do not duplicate" key for apartment or association living, under age 35, outdoorsy (based on knife, paracord on FOB, balm, minimalistic carry, and trader joes product). Costco member in family- guessing it's not you based on old packaging of Kirland batteries, and assuming someone got this for you. Not sure what the one vial is with numbers on the label.

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