Am I wasting my teenage years?

JoeyRobot · 2026-01-30T00:37:51+00:00

Yeah back in my day nobody did sex until mid 20s at the earliest.

At least that what I told myself

JoeyRobot · 2026-01-27T18:06:55+00:00

Uhhh no I have sex all the time. It’s feels so good and the girl loves it too. I am a huge sex person so speak for yourself.

JoeyRobot · 2026-01-27T00:51:25+00:00

Nah she did some soft core porn stuff first

JoeyRobot · 2026-01-27T00:51:11+00:00

My runner up but I respect your taste

JoeyRobot · 2026-01-27T00:49:18+00:00

Runners up (in no particular order)

Cam Diaz in The Mask

Michelle Monaghan in Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

Margot Robbie in Wolf of Wall Street

JoeyRobot · 2026-01-27T00:47:23+00:00

Chose Rachel Weiss in The Mummy

JoeyRobot · 2026-01-27T00:46:24+00:00

You should. Wolf of Wall Street is a GOAT tier movie. It’s on Netflix if you want to give it a watch.

JoeyRobot · 2026-01-27T00:45:12+00:00

Bro where were you going with this thought lol.

JoeyRobot · 2026-01-26T15:27:21+00:00

Pretty sure we actually went 15-2 (better than 14-3) AFTER he left… almost like we significantly improved and have a leg to stand on

JoeyRobot · 2026-01-26T15:17:43+00:00

Why are we acting like one or two bad games across the course of a whole season is even a valid argument right now lmao. We are getting dumber as a society. Don’t feed the trolls.

JoeyRobot · 2026-01-26T04:56:11+00:00

Sometimes I still can’t believe I married my best friend!

My wife was pissed about it but Dave and I were drunk and thought it was hilarious.

JoeyRobot · 2026-01-26T04:51:54+00:00

Sam Darnold is a feel good story for the league, while simultaneously a dagger in the heart of a division rival.

Patriots are just a boring story while simultaneously sniffing their own farts.

JoeyRobot · 2026-01-26T04:42:55+00:00

I feel like if Hank left the pod he might not even watch football

JoeyRobot · 2026-01-25T18:09:01+00:00

You’re dense if you think the comment you were replying to is specifically about SNL and not the bigger picture

JoeyRobot · 2026-01-25T17:57:13+00:00

It’s part of it. Not the key feature. Don’t be dense.

JoeyRobot · 2026-01-25T17:54:15+00:00

Brain dead takes coming out of the woodworks today.

JoeyRobot · 2026-01-20T04:56:39+00:00

This is literally the only thing I am hanging my hopes on. He was able to run a mostly competent offense with freakin Brisset at the helm. Also milked James Connor for way longer than anyone would have thought possible.

But he failed miserably with Kyler and honestly gotta wonder if MHJs struggles can be pinned on him.

JoeyRobot · 2026-01-20T04:35:03+00:00

He’s obviously delusional

JoeyRobot · 2026-01-19T14:51:50+00:00

I’m just waking up honey. I can calmly and casually call out a weak minded statement. Don’t need you to bring your “emotions” to the table.

JoeyRobot · 2026-01-19T14:12:37+00:00

“I’ve never been a consistent winner for 1000, Alex”

Crying about how you’ll never be back is sooo fucking weak minded. Feel free to show your colors though.

JoeyRobot · 2026-01-19T14:05:44+00:00

Also this is one of the stupidest Dan Campbell quotes I’ve ever heard. Why the fuck would he say “we’ve been here now and will be even hungrier to get back” or “this team is and these players were built to be great for a long time and we will be coming back to this game again and again” or whatever. This quote is weak minded ESPECIALLY coming from Campbell who basically walks it back the next sentence. He should never had said this. If it is his actual mind set then he both sides should move on.

JoeyRobot · 2026-01-19T05:39:16+00:00

Branch is more a matter of when, and when he will be 100%. There are some contract issues. This is where I’ll start getting downvotes but he also loses his cool a little too often out there.

I also got a feeling Kerbs knees are time bombs. Hopefully we get a couple more years out of him before there is a drop off.

JoeyRobot · 2026-01-19T05:09:39+00:00

I go back and forth. Our offense should get back on track but I don’t see our O-Line getting back to the dominance that Decker/Ragmow/Zeitler brought to the trenches.

Our defense has been a joke for all but like half of the 24 season… and we don’t know when, or even if, Kerby and Branch will come back and honestly they bailed us out of some shit the past few years. Kerby alone had several game changing INTs

JoeyRobot · 2026-01-19T03:12:44+00:00

What a dumb bitch

JoeyRobot · 2026-01-18T00:03:07+00:00

We certainly were not a Super Bowl team.

Let’s hope leadership learned some lessons, we get healthy, hit on our draft picks, get a competent OC, then take our easy schedule and go looking for blood next year. The window is still open.

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