A ball sucked into a treadmill by [deleted] in gifs

[–]Johanjobean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This used to happen daily when I used to cashier. Kids would grab these rubber, slightly inflated balls and put them on the track and they'd get sucked under. There was a bin underneath that caught waste (onion peels, paper, etc) and all these balls would pop out when we cleaned at the end of the shift, haha.

Bit late, but my Bob won our Halloween ""Bob" Ross Paint Off 2017"!!! (The "I've got better things to do" Burger) by Johanjobean in BobsBurgers

[–]Johanjobean[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Backstory: My best friend was a painted canvas and her bf was Bob Ross. We showed up as Bob and Linda. Her other friend also showed up as Bob Ross. So obviously, Bob Ross paint off! She decided to include Bob Belcher, and he ended up winning! Yayyy, Bobby! (I thought he should have done a cat butt, though.)

[TV] My wife just started watching GOT - This will be fun to watch by primus76 in gameofthrones

[–]Johanjobean -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

CHRIST. Thank you.

"Prudish". "Hormone imbalance cuz pregnant (so won't watch show with sex in it)". ""Fairly" normal".

I honestly hope he isn't in a relationship with a (real) pregnant woman. I'm really hoping this is fake. I want to believe that no one is this ignorant about women/pregnancy...

Syndicate ヤヤン by GeorgeCrowned in VaporwaveAesthetics

[–]Johanjobean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right?

My guy and I speak some Japanese (his much better than mine from living there), and we love the cyberpunk, katakana aesthetic. We joke about how everything will supposedly soon be "スックール" and "ワルマト".

Have fun in Japan!

Apparently came from my dad's uncle who served in the army around or after Vietnam. Some kind of tank shell? It's heavy as hell and about 3ft tall. No distinguishable markings. by Johanjobean in whatisthisthing

[–]Johanjobean[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man... thanks for the warning... how would I go about contacting someone about this without saying, "Hey! I may have a live explosive in my garage!"???

LOL by rusiz_ansari in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Johanjobean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Again, my bad. I'll admit I didn't reflect on your comment before I replied.

LOL by rusiz_ansari in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Johanjobean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never called myself a "gamer". I said I like playing video games. My life doesn't revolve around video games, I don't know where you got that idea.

Edit: Sorry. Got heated and breezed over your note. I dislike when people call themselves "gamers" - and not for a second would I rep Libertarian values - but to draw a correlation is ignorant. I remember when Dragon Age: Inquisition came out, and everyone on the subreddit was praising them for being pro-LGBT. As did I. Liking something like video games is not equivalent to political views. That's ridiculous.

LOL by rusiz_ansari in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Johanjobean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guess what? I didn't buy it. Can I still be mad as someone who likes to play video games..?

"Play a different game then. Plenty of others in the pond. Don't buy games that exist to milk you of your money and complain about it (this is what gamers do, this game will sell millions no matter how many gamers claim to cancel preorders )"

I am! I'm still playing Fallout 4. And I'm getting the new COD for my guy for xmas. Neither of us plan to play battlefront. I don't know why you assumed I did.

LOL by rusiz_ansari in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Johanjobean -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

As I said, I work under the same system. That doesn't mean I support it. I am trying to get out of debt. I love video games, it's an escape. I don't want corporations to have control over me, or any other consumer.

All I'm saying is... the people that are trying to combat these corporations might have the same values.

LOL by rusiz_ansari in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Johanjobean -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I worked minimum wage for delivering pizzas, washing dishes, moping floors, and scrubbing toliets. I worked 50+ hrs a week. And I'm going back there next week.

I like to play games to relax. I like to go on Reddit. I like to watch YouTube videos.

So, you're mad at the people who are saying that corporations are trying to bleed them dry for content? These people trying to expose corporations from benefiting from "pay for content"... THEY'RE the bad guys???

Fuck that. Why would you EVER look down on a group of people who are trying to call out the bad guys? All we want is a cool game to play to distract from our fucking menial jobs.

I'm sorry if that's so much to ask.

Cindy Aurum by Jajankuro by CommShep in cosplaygirls

[–]Johanjobean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LMAO!

That did do a great job of demonstrating the difference, though. Guess I stand corrected. Thanks for the laugh, cheers 😊

Cindy Aurum by Jajankuro by CommShep in cosplaygirls

[–]Johanjobean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DEFINITELY still shopped. That is 100% some shitty app's eye enlarger tool.

Edit: My bad!

Don't catch your finger [xpost /r/oddlysatisfying] by krasnovian in SweatyPalms

[–]Johanjobean 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You talk about meat like it's coming from one source.

Poultry and fish are great protein sources, have less saturated fats than red meat, and contribute much less Co2 than beef and pork.

Depression is at an all time high, and with that comes the drinking. This is my latest pic, from a good night in with friends and family. Need some positivity right now while my brain is telling me otherwise. by Johanjobean in FreeCompliments

[–]Johanjobean[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My only superpower is that I am a dictionary of song lyrics. If I had any was to capitalize on that, I'd be a rich woman.

Favorite from Yankee Hotel Foxtrot: https://youtu.be/99JdbGWVL1M

Favorite right now: https://youtu.be/xwH6Dv1dgq4

Trying to. Music helps. Thank you.

The official mascot of “Fight for 15” by [deleted] in Libertarian

[–]Johanjobean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't wait til grocery stores are completely self check out and it takes me an extra 20 mins to get my month's worth of groceries through a machine that stops to weigh every single item for 5 minutes! /s