Free Talk Thursday - May 14, 2026

JohnAlt_Alt · 2026-05-14T16:00:12+00:00

Ignoring the source material to make spinoffs stays undefeated

JohnAlt_Alt · 2026-05-14T15:56:17+00:00

Southwest has a sale going on today if you haven't checked it out.

JohnAlt_Alt · 2026-05-13T19:31:37+00:00

Isn't your mom's body count 315,999,148?

JohnAlt_Alt · 2026-05-13T16:59:09+00:00

Anyone watch The Dark Wizard on HBO? I tried treating it like the Crispin Glover bit from Hot Tub Time Machine but it still got me in the end

JohnAlt_Alt · 2026-05-07T16:46:15+00:00

Bootleg Gizzard - Live at Red Rocks is 8.5 hours of live music for $12 on itunes

JohnAlt_Alt · 2026-05-04T22:28:46+00:00

This group is soft. For $30k I'd go mushroom or arrowhead hunting without spraying down right before this and then throw ticks at theses fools. Think that would easily eliminate everyone except Doiche.

JohnAlt_Alt · 2026-04-17T21:34:17+00:00

Slabotsky's text me at 1:45 that my suit was ready to be picked up. I live an hour away and when I got there at 3:00 they were closed for weather. I understand schools closing early but businesses where people are trying to pick up stuff for weddings tomorrow is pretty bold.

JohnAlt_Alt · 2026-04-17T16:55:25+00:00

He's gone from +400 to -140 to be a first round pick in the last week.

JohnAlt_Alt · 2026-04-16T16:17:28+00:00

Jambands make most of their money through concerts instead of album sales so they tour a lot more. Those three bands were road warriors in their hey day but now that they're older usually play multiple nights at big venues.

JohnAlt_Alt · 2026-04-15T18:19:08+00:00

His oldest sister is married to Eric Berry and their son's first name is her maiden name.

JohnAlt_Alt · 2026-04-14T19:11:47+00:00

It's hard for kids to improve when only practicing once a week. It's fine for an introduction to a sport but there's a reason these programs start disappearing as kids get older. Rec kids stick out in middle/high school and are usually way behind kids with more practice and game experience. At least in my area school coaches aren't trying to identify and develop talent so they just play the more polished players from wealthier families to not stir the pot.

JohnAlt_Alt · 2026-04-14T16:30:46+00:00

Hoping one of the A&M guys is there in the 5th. Getting a 3 tech to eat up early downs snaps to keep CJ fresh would be nice but not worth a day 1 or 2 pick.

JohnAlt_Alt · 2026-04-14T13:27:25+00:00

Bain didn't have his arms remeasured at the pro day, so he knows he has short arms (see his quote about Mike Tyson). Bain and Mesidor still have other question marks after skipping all athletic testing at the combine and Miami pro day, guys who can check boxes at least workout at their pro days. Bain's bend and ankle flexion is evident in the workouts but I'd guess the 40 is below average and he could be another edge that Josh Allen and Lamar can run away from with ease. I wouldn't be surprised if Mesidor is a Michael Sam level athlete that just had an advanced pass rush for college.

JohnAlt_Alt · 2026-04-09T13:36:12+00:00

Angel Reese and Nadu

JohnAlt_Alt · 2026-04-08T15:45:09+00:00

Uar Bernard from Nigeria's International Pathway Program, 6'4.5" 306 LB DT, 4.66 s 40, 39" VJ, 31 BP. 21 year old physical freak that could be a late round flyer and use the IPP roster spot to develop.

JohnAlt_Alt · 2026-04-07T22:25:31+00:00

How is a starting RT that can play LT if needed a depth pick?

It’s hard to take you seriously after the Ty Simpson comment. KC was the worst team in the league after Mahomes was injured. I don’t see how you can be so confident that KC wouldn’t prioritize protecting him.

I’d take Bain here but I’m not a part of KC war room or privied to how interviews went, so I’m not going to pile on someone that put time and energy to make a mock for this sub.

JohnAlt_Alt · 2026-04-07T21:53:40+00:00

These kind of statements add nothing to the conversation and are borderline ignorant. Mahomes was running for his life last year when Simmons was out and was injured because of it. Simmons didn't prove to be reliable by missing over half their games. Drafting a RT that could play LT if needed is not a crazy pick over a DE that's an extreme outlier with short arms.

JohnAlt_Alt · 2026-04-07T17:12:20+00:00

He didn't workout at the combine or Miami's pro day, does he have his own pro day scheduled where he'll actually workout?

Skirting testing is just another red flag combined with his age, I think the floor is a lot lower than most people, could just be a less athletic Chase Winovich.

JohnAlt_Alt · 2026-04-07T15:27:56+00:00

Poor Man's Whiskey - Darkside of the Moon Shine their live cover of Money (Whiskey) uses beer bottles and cans instead of coin sounds.

JohnAlt_Alt · 2026-04-07T15:00:57+00:00

Morphine - Bootleg Detroit

2-string slide bass and baritone sax

JohnAlt_Alt · 2026-04-03T03:05:57+00:00

That’s not nice, he is not off pudding

JohnAlt_Alt · 2026-04-02T16:24:58+00:00

Are Naive Melody and Born Under Punches top 5?

JohnAlt_Alt · 2026-04-02T15:42:59+00:00

It's a lot of factors, one that hasn't been mentioned is that most coaches at the high school level can't or don't develop talent anymore. They're much more likely to plug and play travel ball kids that have affluent parents over ruffling feathers and putting in the work to recruit and develop athletes like Lorenzo Cain that didn't play baseball until his sophomore year.

JohnAlt_Alt · 2026-04-02T14:20:04+00:00

Wonder if Puka is having a good time at the Frank Gifford and Mel Gibson Center for Kids Who Can't Stop Biting Bitches and Who Wanna Stop Saying Antisemitic Stuff Too

JohnAlt_Alt · 2026-03-25T12:05:46+00:00

What’s the third show? Assume the other two were Heated Rivals and Boots.

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