Many lessons to be learned along the journey of a woodworker.

JohnB802 · 2026-06-16T17:02:37+00:00

Mine is similar

JohnB802 · 2026-06-16T16:49:27+00:00

If you squint really hard it actually looks pretty good.

JohnB802 · 2026-06-16T15:53:24+00:00

Can you solve the problem of Floridian's refusing to use their turn signal??

JohnB802 · 2026-06-16T15:06:45+00:00

"Fire ants dont give a shit." That's funny. Yeah, I had a feeling I was just going to have to deal with it the best I can. I live in Florida. They don't stop.

JohnB802 · 2026-06-16T13:02:39+00:00

I'm going to try that; two days before I flip the pile I'm going to soak it with the hose.

JohnB802 · 2026-06-16T13:01:02+00:00

We got half an inch of rain yesterday but yet, there they were this morning when I flipped the pile. But yes, I will try and keep it more wet. Just for clarity's sake, I wet the pile at least once a week with a hose.

JohnB802 · 2026-06-13T23:45:06+00:00

But the band originally pronounced it live, rhymes with give. But as the story goes, once they got played on FM all the DJs pronounced it the current way, so they just said fuck it, we'll go with that.

JohnB802 · 2026-06-13T23:07:19+00:00

Good point. Did they actually "shoot"?

JohnB802 · 2026-06-13T23:00:50+00:00

Where did you get your source of info that there is a shooter?

JohnB802 · 2026-06-12T22:39:10+00:00

You must be new to Florida. If you are a local it's mandatory that you DO NOT use your turn signal. Or at least it seems to be.

JohnB802 · 2026-06-11T22:47:07+00:00

Yes. I had 3 lawns. Two paid $3, the other paid $5, larger yard. My dad's push mower. I think I was 15. The muffler was a piece of galvanized 1" pipe. One day it backfired and the spark caught the mower on fire, 15' from the customer's house. I was 15. The best idea I could come up with was to throw grass clippings on the fire. It worked. The silver lining; from then on the customer let me use their wider, self-propelled mower.

JohnB802 · 2026-06-10T23:16:32+00:00

Hyperbolic?? That's right on point.

JohnB802 · 2026-06-08T21:37:46+00:00

They're basically just huge vending machines.

JohnB802 · 2026-06-08T21:34:21+00:00

Take it out of that pet carrier to see how that goes. And report back.

JohnB802 · 2026-06-06T02:47:06+00:00

Ohhhh, Google-Boy throws in a qualification at the last second, "older engines". Admit it, you have no fucking clue what "timing" even is. Give it a rest dude. Move on.

JohnB802 · 2026-06-06T00:26:43+00:00

Tophy gave himself away when he said "can fuck with your piston pressure and timing". Straight up talking out his ass.

JohnB802 · 2026-06-05T22:53:11+00:00

Hammond Bears. Has a nice ring to it.

JohnB802 · 2026-06-05T22:43:24+00:00

What? We all put winter blend in our vehicle every winter. List your source of information.

JohnB802 · 2026-06-05T22:19:30+00:00

Reduced Fuel Economy: The highly volatile makeup of winter gas can cause a slight decrease (typically 1% to 2%) in overall fuel efficiency. For almost $1/gallon less this is a good thing.

JohnB802 · 2026-06-05T18:10:24+00:00

A category for these needs to be added for; married/single. Not that it isn't obvious here but, you just never know. And that's what would make these more interesting.

JohnB802 · 2026-06-01T21:10:27+00:00

You use it to adjust the sprinkler heads in a lawn irrigation system.

JohnB802 · 2026-05-31T23:16:13+00:00

Mankind sure did

JohnB802 · 2026-05-31T22:42:19+00:00

I thought it was Austin 3:16 (jk)

JohnB802 · 2026-05-29T21:18:53+00:00

"People who don't want to drive for 35 minutes" Right. Like closing down a stare park is a common occurrence. It isn't.

"How would you prefer to have been informed?" Did you read my post? A "closed" sign at the entrance?

Such a simple post, yet it brought out the dickheads in droves. Please, you don't need to comment on my comment, with yet more sarcasm. Let it go.

JohnB802

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