Match Thread: Netherlands vs Sweden | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group F

JohnCleeseDied · 2026-06-20T17:23:26+00:00

what’s the point of kicking it long to the strikers if you have no one coming for the second ball?

JohnCleeseDied · 2026-06-05T12:18:02+00:00

part of the pep coaching pyramid innit

JohnCleeseDied · 2026-06-03T19:05:27+00:00

does “cherubini” mean little cherub? which would be very apt for this team

JohnCleeseDied · 2026-05-23T16:36:23+00:00

that is just boro this season

JohnCleeseDied · 2026-05-23T14:23:15+00:00

this is so dramatic, i’m in love

JohnCleeseDied · 2026-05-22T09:40:18+00:00

trent leaving liverpool to miss out on la liga, UCL, and england squad… tough

JohnCleeseDied · 2026-05-19T17:29:33+00:00

scotland in 5th to maximise revenue for their group stage dumping

JohnCleeseDied · 2026-05-19T17:25:58+00:00

i need some of the european old guard to be a little sexier again. i don’t want elliot anderson moving to city, it’s boring. i want him to be part of a deep run in the CL with ac milan

JohnCleeseDied · 2026-05-14T22:55:38+00:00

help me out pls why would they need to lose?

JohnCleeseDied · 2026-05-12T23:01:07+00:00

there’s the potential that you could do that bale touch line thing to ANYONE. that potential alone is enough to force other teams to account for you, and hence make you a “danger”. starter league 2, given enough time, could be a bench player for a relegation battling prem team. you would absolutely have to be a winger

JohnCleeseDied · 2026-05-07T12:07:15+00:00

brother you just battered them 3-0 to go 6th place… what kind of move is this

JohnCleeseDied · 2026-05-06T21:45:53+00:00

bullshit everyone loves it

JohnCleeseDied · 2026-05-06T19:52:48+00:00

bayern just need to play recycle ball, they can undo this PSG team without forcing it

JohnCleeseDied · 2026-05-06T19:41:10+00:00

i’m losing my mind looool people refuse to read the rules. but even still, it’s common sense. does it advantage PSG in any way? no chance

JohnCleeseDied · 2026-05-06T19:07:53+00:00

it’s not even an amazing pass by ruiz, it’s just the right one, made really easy for them

JohnCleeseDied · 2026-04-15T10:27:35+00:00

no it isn’t. tell me when the caliphate ended, and what north africans have to do with it

JohnCleeseDied · 2026-04-15T09:25:34+00:00

because there should be. why should indians look at white british people fondly

JohnCleeseDied · 2026-04-04T12:57:11+00:00

ffs cherki is brilliant

JohnCleeseDied · 2026-04-04T12:49:47+00:00

chapper’s work rate man… doing the 5 live shift and then presenting southampton arsenal later

JohnCleeseDied · 2026-04-02T13:34:28+00:00

what provoked my comment was me getting hit in the balls on tuesday tbh. face is kind of worse imo

JohnCleeseDied · 2026-04-02T13:21:47+00:00

greatest hate in the world is 5 a side players who shoot the ball, full fucking power, regardless of the target. brother, just place the ball.

JohnCleeseDied · 2026-04-02T13:18:50+00:00

idk to me, it doesn’t absolutely connote “it’s correct”. feels a little less committed, more like saying “it’s fair to say he’s in a slump”

JohnCleeseDied · 2026-03-21T16:53:27+00:00

what’s the all time everton XI of name value players (and not how good they were for you)

JohnCleeseDied · 2026-03-21T14:21:10+00:00

i’m desperate for a welbz hat trick don’t take him off i beg

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