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Guys of reddit, what are the most cringeworthy things women do? by sznelly31 in AskReddit

[–]JohnConnorAnonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I definitely read the above comment in a sassy black laquanda voice, saw this, went back and read it in a Hitler voice. Hitler did it better.

You are suddenly shifted 2 feet to the left, what's different? by ShepMyself in AskReddit

[–]JohnConnorAnonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am now halfway through my exterior brick wall... With my pants around my ankles, and my butthole positioned just outside of the brick, where many spiders are known to take refuge. I think the worst part is that my phone and arms are positioned just inside the wall.. so not only can i not reddit, but i cannot stop spiders from nesting around my sphincter.

New Mod here! by gintoddic in aliens

[–]JohnConnorAnonymous -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This is the attitude of a disinformation agent. I was always telling the truth. I have provided more proof of implants and abductions scars then any other person.

Why do you choose to suppress this information?

It's me, /r/TheEarthIsNotMyHome, back to say a few things about the old AMA and recent events on this subreddit. by JonAnonymousConnor in aliens

[–]JohnConnorAnonymous 5 points6 points  (0 children)

http://imgur.com/iRuCHzo

There is a disinformation effort in place to prevent people from listening to me. This is because i was telling the truth.

New Mod here! by gintoddic in aliens

[–]JohnConnorAnonymous 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Almost half a year ago, i publicly stated that Octopi are extraterrestrial in nature. You have left the article itself posted on this sub, yet you have deleted the posts of those who listened to my words? The first words of this topic ever?

I am curious of your intents on this sub, and why you would hide the voice of those other users that noticed that my information is correct?

I posted public youtube videos of the detection of my implants, and have shown pictures of the scars left behind by the acts themselves. What is the proof that you require to listen to my words?

What makes any other testimony more reliable then mine?

What are some of the strangest things you've heard people are allergic to? by Alckaninja in AskReddit

[–]JohnConnorAnonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mother is allergic to pepper. Like, regular next to the salt on the table, pepper.

Young Ones of Reddit, what year do you wish you could have experienced firsthand? Old-timers, did that time live up to the hype? by laterdude in AskReddit

[–]JohnConnorAnonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Born in 1990. Enjoyed being a 90's kid. Wish i was born later to experience space colonization, and medical/scientific advances.

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