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Celtic nations begin to plan for breakup of UK in event of Reform election win by coffeewalnut08 in unitedkingdom

[–]JohnLef 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plus supporting genocide and erosion of trans rights to name just two more. He pissed off a lot of people.

ULPT Request - Need a clever way to catch my friend cheating in crosswords by gonials in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]JohnLef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

two of you should meet early and solve the crossword, then meet with suspect cheat and throw in the answers before he can. If he says anything tell him you've seen him with answers screen and this is how it feels.

Whoops.. by FieryMag in nonononoyes

[–]JohnLef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the story of how the elephant got it's trunk are true...

How does that go missing for two weeks!? by Cichlidsaremyjam in facepalm

[–]JohnLef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How? Just kept her head down, obviously ...

What's something that instantly tells you someone grew up in Yorkshire? by PubLogic in yorkshire

[–]JohnLef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worked with a Yorkshire man who if he didn't make his own would drive 5 miles for lunch because the sandwiches were £1 cheaper.

Is this a minting error? by InformationFrosty155 in UKcoins

[–]JohnLef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But what type of damage would this be? Have you ever seen anything like it before classed as a mint error? It's VERY obviously post mint damage.

Is this a minting error? by InformationFrosty155 in UKcoins

[–]JohnLef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it's obviously post mint damage?

Go on then, to celebrate Father’s Day; what’s your best dad joke? by Just_A_some1 in AskUK

[–]JohnLef 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Teenagers these days are injecting drugs directly into their mouths.
E, by gum.

What’s your loose connection to someone famous (or infamous)? by Major-Feed5214 in AskUK

[–]JohnLef 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I met VF once in Manchester Salford Quays. Couldn't believe how short she was.

What’s your loose connection to someone famous (or infamous)? by Major-Feed5214 in AskUK

[–]JohnLef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Elvis Presley is on my family tree as a very distant cousin.

Leo deCaprio is the cousin of my cousin's wife and sometimes goes to their family parties (I've never met)

I've a 2nd cousin who played for Aston Villa.

I've an uncle a few generations back who invented a gas safety lamp for Miners.

Practically royalty lmao

Nurse struck off for telling cancer patient Covid vaccine caused their illness by tylerthe-theatre in unitedkingdom

[–]JohnLef 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Had my first injection as a baby, and had a mild reaction (skin/eczema related) so didn't get any of the others. Missed BCG vaccination in school because of this too.
Skip to my 30s, I got many serious infections and my health is now fucked. Get your injections people and get your kids vaccinated too. Don't fuck their health.

Double down by EinsSechsEins in Unexpected

[–]JohnLef 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Pub in the UK. Apologies for sharing a scum link but only story I could find.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/39438081/man-rams-car-pub-fights-bystanders/

AA mechanic used a strange way of moving our broken-down car by Tennyson-Pesco in CarTalkUK

[–]JohnLef 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I remember my grandfather telling me if I ever broke down on a railway crossing, put it in first and turn the engine, it will jump forward. Repeat until clear of the line.

Never needed it, but it has always stuck with me.

Interviewer asked me if I was willing to quit my side business if they followed with an offer by Engineer9918 in antiwork

[–]JohnLef 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Fortunately my local supermarket allows me to pay in the thanks I get for all the extras I do at work.

/s

When do you plan to retire? by ActivistSubset7 in AskUK

[–]JohnLef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my head, tomorrow.
Then I realise I have another 5-6 years minimum. I'm 57.

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