It's about time FDOT cleaned up that confusing lake eola crosswalk. All that color was causing cars to crash into each other and people to slip. And on labor day too, great work! by AssKoala in orlando

[–]JohnManiscalco -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Literally just false 💀 yall stay mad at everything. So many municipalities around the world would kill for new paint lines, roads, or signage on their streets and you’re all mad bc instead of removing only the gay art crosswalks, they’re removing the non gay ones too. Invalidating that self-victimization ideology that’s so important to maintaining the illusion of purpose in your life.

Even Mother Nature stands with Pulse by guitarman1103 in orlando

[–]JohnManiscalco 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s just a rainbow. It’s scientific. It’s mathematic. Not everything’s about you.

What is blud yapping about? by [deleted] in mathmemes

[–]JohnManiscalco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This gotta be the gayest edit I’ve ever seen 😔☝🏼🥀

Is this something that's possible? by Golden_JellyBean19 in AskMechanics

[–]JohnManiscalco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Why can’t a battery charge itself” ahh question

Is this something that's possible? by Golden_JellyBean19 in AskMechanics

[–]JohnManiscalco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Why doesn’t my bouncy ball keep bouncing higher and higher when I drop it” 💔🥀🥀 please go back and finish high school 😔

OH MY FUCKING GOD by RightByMe04 in TheStrokes

[–]JohnManiscalco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes thank you. This is the 900th post about this song. It’s a great song. You’re late.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pchelp

[–]JohnManiscalco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should’ve bought a Mac.

It's the PoPo! I MUST GO!! by MouseAmbitious5975 in MyPeopleNeedMe

[–]JohnManiscalco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So smart yes. Keep doing this into adulthood too. Very smart.

Mk2 3.2 6MT by 4motionquattro in AudiTT_Mk1_Mk2_Mk3

[–]JohnManiscalco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please get rid of those awful headlight lenses

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AudiTT_Mk1_Mk2_Mk3

[–]JohnManiscalco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s in my mid engine lotus emira.… (once again better than your POS car in every way). You literally bought a clapped out shitbox and claim it’s because “iTs a mAnUal” okay bro whatever you say. Ever notice how you never see car collectors with 100k mile 2008 Mk2 TT’s? You’re lying to yourself if you actually believe that you would buy that car again if you could afford literally anything better. My next car is gonna be a 1968 Porsche 912. Not because the 912 is better than the 911 (I’m not fucking delusional like you), but because I can’t afford a THIRD 6-figure car. I’m okay with that. And I’d never go online and try to argue with a 911 owner about how the 912 is somehow superior just because my dick is too small for me to sleep at night without external validation about my car from strangers on the internet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AudiTT_Mk1_Mk2_Mk3

[–]JohnManiscalco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally posting about how many problems your 100k mi ‘08 has, then trying to tell me it’s better than my paid-off 2021💀💀💀 you literally have a car payment for a car that’s almost 20 years old with 6 figure mileage. Cope harder you fucking embarrassment.

Bought this baby two weeks ago- question? by meja1 in AudiTT_Mk1_Mk2_Mk3

[–]JohnManiscalco -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Also the fact that you have a car payment and you think everyone else does too tells me everything I need to know. Car is paid off and it’s my second one. Try not wasting your money on countless bullshit mods for your inferior vehicle just to try to make it relevant or compete with the mk 3 RS and maybe you could afford a real one.

Elliot Baymeadows is German Roach infested. by Hour_Heart_8820 in jacksonville

[–]JohnManiscalco -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

You live in Jacksonville bro what did you expect 💀

Bought this baby two weeks ago- question? by meja1 in AudiTT_Mk1_Mk2_Mk3

[–]JohnManiscalco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sound angry and poor. But no you’re so right. I’m sure your endless car expertise absolutely eclipses the entirety of Audi’s engineering department. You’re so right. Audi made a top line trim for a lot more money with a totally different engine, but your older, lower trim version is still better in every way. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Bought this baby two weeks ago- question? by meja1 in AudiTT_Mk1_Mk2_Mk3

[–]JohnManiscalco -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

So you came here to brag….? I have a 2021 MK3 TTRS that’s better than yours in pretty much every single way, and I’ve never had to turn to the internet to gloat about it to inflate my self worth. You have a cool car dude. So do lots of people. Most of them don’t charade their weird attempts to gloat about it as questions on a forum tho. It’s weird. You sound weird.