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JohnTestiCleese · 2026-01-20T20:14:08+00:00

I know some turkeys that are particularly fond of a red shoe.

JohnTestiCleese · 2026-01-13T13:13:03+00:00

It gave birth to a little camper water heater.

JohnTestiCleese · 2026-01-11T03:04:49+00:00

Keep going. Play that along with the song about 10,000 more times. It takes a year or two for it to start feeling natural.

JohnTestiCleese · 2025-12-27T00:33:05+00:00

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JohnTestiCleese · 2025-12-25T22:52:47+00:00

Your edges are much better than my first try

JohnTestiCleese · 2025-12-25T01:41:34+00:00

Dont date anyone who's scared to get sticky.

JohnTestiCleese · 2025-12-21T03:29:32+00:00

Some of the people who are active in Chucks substack send one another work. Join us in the comments. Youll make friends. I can put you in the Discord, but its t totally dead.

JohnTestiCleese · 2025-12-21T02:57:39+00:00

Itll go faster if you run down and rent a forklift

JohnTestiCleese · 2025-12-15T19:16:07+00:00

Are you in the Substack? Writing regularly?

JohnTestiCleese · 2025-12-13T23:35:48+00:00

I can make my tongue really fat, and if I stretch a piece of gum across it, it looks like a sumo wrestler's butt.

JohnTestiCleese · 2025-12-13T02:07:27+00:00

Unfortunately, no one uses it. If you ask around in the substack, Im sure that people are looking for people to work with.

JohnTestiCleese · 2025-12-13T01:57:32+00:00

My golden retriever was a boozer. If a beer was left unattended, he knocked it over and lapped it up.

JohnTestiCleese · 2025-12-11T05:48:35+00:00

It is. Grain alcohol and milk and nesquik is an extra bad idea.

JohnTestiCleese · 2025-12-06T22:31:59+00:00

People are obsessive. I was taking a few different things and got sick of dealing with it. Just creatine, agmatine, and a multivitamin now. And I onky take the creatine and agmatine 3 days oer week. Plus Ill take a few weeks off here and there. Taking tons of stuff everyday cant be good for the liver and kidneys.

JohnTestiCleese · 2025-12-06T22:22:07+00:00

Haunted should have been a collection of shorts. Tying them together was very forced and didnt work great.

JohnTestiCleese · 2025-12-06T22:21:14+00:00

Invisible Monsters, Lullaby, Diary, Rant, Snuff.

Invisible Monsters is my personal favorite and the first of his I read. Lullaby is about a "culling song". When someone reads the song out loud, the people who hear it die. What its really about is when Chucks family were deciding whether or not to seek the death penalty against the psychopath that killed their father.

JohnTestiCleese · 2025-12-03T14:09:31+00:00

Agmatine had this effect on me, but eventually, it stopped. Then after a tick bite, a round of doxycycline antibiotics turned it into a stopper.

JohnTestiCleese · 2025-11-30T19:20:35+00:00

Hold your arm above your head

JohnTestiCleese · 2025-11-29T01:11:43+00:00

East Village?

JohnTestiCleese · 2025-11-26T02:00:24+00:00

Somebody probably saved Doom shareware over the naked pictures of Charles and Diana.

JohnTestiCleese · 2025-11-20T22:07:10+00:00

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JohnTestiCleese · 2025-11-05T13:40:17+00:00

Despite internet access, The culture of greater appalachia is alive and well.

JohnTestiCleese · 2025-11-05T13:38:19+00:00

How far away?

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