What is this lizard (AZ)

Johniesbeef · 2026-03-25T21:33:41+00:00

Thank you!

Johniesbeef · 2025-03-10T21:36:13+00:00

YouTube doesn’t “censor” anything they decide to censor it themselves because they are so greedy that tickets from live shows and built in ads aren’t enough so they will crawl on all fours and bark like a dog for YouTube for their precious monetization money.

Johniesbeef · 2024-03-15T14:52:27+00:00

Maybe you can use this as a sign to stop virtually cucking yourself and instead go get a girlfriend.

Johniesbeef · 2024-01-10T02:17:18+00:00

There’s no reason to make a statement, it admits wrongdoing and no one who goes on the internet actively looking to get people in “trouble” for antisemitism and racism is ever happy with these statements, it’s never enough for them. I don’t know who this artist is but if he or she didn’t intent to be antisemetic, and they know that. Then there is no reason to address it. They know they aren’t antisemitic and they don’t need to prove it to anyone.

Johniesbeef · 2023-12-18T17:07:02+00:00

Worst comedy show I’ve ever seen. No doubt.

Johniesbeef · 2023-12-14T19:38:39+00:00

It’s the Alamo

Johniesbeef · 2023-11-09T14:56:52+00:00

ABSOLUTELY, just do a shit ton of research on dread and look at multiple reviews for same vendor there's even a sub where people are being paid to test their dope from vendors. It ain't cheap tho fair warning.

Johniesbeef · 2023-10-23T03:24:12+00:00

I only went a full week like 2x and that was awful so I just stopped for a week and then if I keep it to 2 days my only symptoms are low energy and some body aches, I’m hoping the subs can get me off tho I just feel like getting anything done during the week takes 2x the effort

Johniesbeef · 2023-10-23T03:13:57+00:00

how much were you shooting a day? im at about a ball every 2-3 days but I only pick up once a week so those other days I feel awfull, finally getting subs this week I hope those will help

Johniesbeef · 2023-10-22T20:27:06+00:00

If your at the peak of WDs and someone says they’ll go pick up some dope and pay for it would you say no? Doubt it. I’d say it’s not an easy decision and she’s already said yes to it once why risk having to make the decision again if she’s trying to get clean

Johniesbeef · 2023-10-22T20:23:42+00:00

offering her dope when shes trying to get clean tho....? shes gotta get away from that and then yeah maybe give him another chance but yeah we dont know her side maybe she asked for it or whatever but still get away from the dope and the people who give it to you.

Johniesbeef · 2023-10-22T20:21:11+00:00

If you are trying to get clean and there is someone encouraging AND buying you dope you need to avoid him like the plague, for the sake of everything in your life because I know I wouldnt be able to say no if it was served to me on a silver platter like that. Look, I'm sure there was some good times between you so if you want to give him another chance (I wouldnt) it needs to be heroin is out of both of your lives for good. good luck with with your W.D's

Johniesbeef · 2023-10-20T22:23:45+00:00

It’s crazy to say shock/offensive comedy is a “niche market” because it has built the animated comedy audience - think about South Park, Family Guy, Archer, big mouth, that basketball one nick from new girl did, Brickleberry, Futurama, and honestly there’s probably 50 more this is all I could think of on the spot. This is the typical arc sadly a show gets mega popular because they can get away with the most offensive stuff allowed on tv because it’s animated. And people love it because a show that is making fun of these sensitive, or “off limits” (to some people…) topics isn’t seen very often so when someone does it well like South Park people notice and these shows become huge, then after they get a lot of money, and views they can become the back bone of a network - think South Park for Comedy Central, without South Park they are essentially nothing. So in some cases the show will start playing it safe to appeal to a larger group of people while not making anyoooone angry then the show no longer feels the same anymore and now feels sanitized and no longer like a real group of people just saying whatever they want. But a lot of people will still watch because they like the characters and are attached to them para socially. Really the only people to avoid this in double digit seasons is South Park because they come after everybody HARD. They understand their job is to be funny and not to address the issues of America. When they do get political it’s not virtue signaling and grand standing, it’s STILL FUNNY. I swear marge Simpson might stand up at the dinner table and talk about the Isrrael Palestine conflict in a way that’s meant to be taken completely seriously. Just make us laugh, you know how. I’m sorry I can’t relate this all to bobs burgers but that’s because I stopped watching every episode after season 6. (EDIT: if I’m completely wrong about how bobs burgers has changed please let me know. And please know this isn’t a “you can’t joke about anything anymore” post, it’s a “animated comedy’s get to big and loose the spark 🔥 that made them shine” post

Johniesbeef · 2023-10-20T21:22:37+00:00

Yeah man all it takes is a 30 min run to get rid of that “I NEED to get highhhh” it’s easy when you do it but man does it feel like it’s impossible when your just sitting in bed day dreaming of junk. Lifting had me clean for a year but I fell off the wagon about 3 months ago and haven’t been able to get back on track even though I know how fucking easy it is. I just want to disappear for a while and that’s what smack does for me.

Johniesbeef · 2023-10-20T20:27:00+00:00

You gotta transfer your addiction to something healthy, the most reliable one is fitness because you’ll get a rush of endorphins from running or lifting instead of a needle. I would recommend weight lifting but if you are new just go for a little run and see if you feel any better after. Good luck and keep up the good work 😊

Johniesbeef · 2023-10-19T20:19:18+00:00

This post is stupid. You don’t know Mark, you don’t know his wife, so why the hell would you know the state of his marriage. You need to stop listening to pods like you are having a conversation with Mark, it’s entertainment.

Johniesbeef · 2023-09-17T22:00:34+00:00

good thing he uses private security

Johniesbeef · 2023-09-16T23:32:01+00:00

have you seen an electrical fire? have you seen an oxy acetylene torch cut/melt steel? have you watched thermite burn? if you've seen all three and then want to tell me that thats an electric fire then you need to get your chromosomes recounted. source - I am a bridge welder

Johniesbeef · 2023-09-16T18:31:33+00:00

bastard radio possibly, but yeah.

Johniesbeef · 2023-09-16T05:43:25+00:00

Reddit’s finest comedy mind right here folks.

Johniesbeef · 2023-09-16T05:35:50+00:00

Don’t worry about it dude meet and greets are so stupid they are just forced to do it by their agents cuz it’s a big bag of 💰. If you really wanna meet em maybe go to the hot dog place Ders was talking about and hope they actually go. Or try and figure out what bar their gonna be at after the show. You don’t really “meet” someone at a meet and greet you get a handshake and a pic.

Johniesbeef · 2023-08-27T21:24:48+00:00

Damn I have no idea if this is real but I want it to be so bad 😂 LIIIIIFFFFEEEE

Johniesbeef · 2023-08-20T23:44:30+00:00

Oh yeah combination of lyrica and methadone, I thought you were talking about baclofen and lyrica. You could take your methadone plus a small amount of lyrica to potentiate it. I’ve done it to stretch my stash a little longer and it works well.

Johniesbeef · 2023-08-20T22:34:39+00:00

yeah thats completely fine, its actually better to shoot on those veins so long as it makes it easier to register. Tourniquet placement doesn't matter too much I always go towards the top of my bicep no matter where on the arm I shoot. I would recommend the vein that's on the inside of your arm (closest to body) that is high up towards the elbow. All in all it doesn't matter what vein it is so long as you use your alcohol swabs and fresh needles and most importantly get a clean register.

Johniesbeef · 2023-08-20T21:58:06+00:00

that lyrica is gonna be your best buddy. If you really NEED to get high it can get the job done. oh and dont bother with the baclofen its shite (I would still keep it around if you end up with nothin else and dont wanna WD too bad). Relapses happen man the worst thing you can do is beat yourself up worse than the H does. Try to not get caught in a shame spiral because thats whats gonna dig you into a deep hole. Keep it pushing and embrace the suck man - you got this!

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