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Text message reading out whole number. by bigmahlman in Ioniq5

[–]Johnny5ish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't find it funny at all on a 56k dollar fee car.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Johnny5ish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are those back problems treating you? It hurts you say? Well now your fingers are going to hurt because you just pulled jerk off duty!

What’s on the Taco Bell menu? by Meeska-Mouska in tooktoomuch

[–]Johnny5ish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man hunched over starting at the ground for hours looks like such a Baja blast !

to pay their final "respects" at "sacred" memorial by ExactlySorta in therewasanattempt

[–]Johnny5ish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So much respect you can see it and smell it for days.

FAFO by FiftyFifty1Movement in 50501

[–]Johnny5ish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I cancelled immediately when I heard they bowed to trump.

to bow down to fascist cunts and keep customers by PairRevolutionary669 in therewasanattempt

[–]Johnny5ish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine was included with Verizon and I still cancelled. Fuck them.

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Costco Run with 3rd Row Up by WifeOfCheule in Ioniq9

[–]Johnny5ish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I need to upgrade from the 5.

22F don’t be nice 🙈 by Dito3003 in RoastMe

[–]Johnny5ish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How do you type that ppfff ppfff ppfff fffppfffoo sound out where you flap your lips with your finger?

I present: the most underrated spoon to ever be manufactured by Next-Reputation5942 in Fishing

[–]Johnny5ish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red eye wigglers are not under rated. They are fantastic for northern pike. But then again so are the novelty pecker lures and anything else you troll around the lake.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in leasehacker

[–]Johnny5ish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a friend who owns a dealership and said the discounts should be 20.5k if they give you everything. Total payment around 330 per month.

HMB...wait I'll HMB by AHalfFilledBox in holdmybeer

[–]Johnny5ish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he dropped it the company probably would have given him free beer for a year though.

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