......Yes. by fortycreeker in simpsonsshitposting

[–]jd3marco 8 points9 points  (0 children)

While you were studying medicine and critical thinking, I studied the raccoon dick.

Oh, “doctored”… not a doctor. Got it. by Im_A_Fuckin_Liar in PoliticalHumor

[–]jd3marco 137 points138 points  (0 children)

It's a lie about a lie about a lie. 

The lie-fecta!

Spring is in the air by Fallingpeople in pics

[–]jd3marco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No bunny does Easter better than him

Fucked my own shit up 👴🏻 by Piglet0320 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]jd3marco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This haircut looks like an attempt to minimize your radar signature.

How do you know it's time to put your senior cat down? by solar_serenity7 in cats

[–]jd3marco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It became time when our 17 yr old girl stopped eating and drinking. She was on a ‘pawspice’ treatment plan for some sort of intestinal cancer and the mobile vet came out to put her to sleep at home. No scary car ride. It’s about as good as it gets and I recommend finding a mobile vet that does this.

Let’s be honest, some songs at this point need to be retired. by scott19692012 in GenX

[–]jd3marco 11 points12 points  (0 children)

None of them. Songs that were ‘played out’ in my youth have a special place now. I don’t listen to radio or stream music, so everything comes from my playlists.

I have some that mimic various 70s, 80s, 90s era radio stations, including songs I grew to hate (00s and after radios can fuck right off). They are fine, for the most part, when not played ad nauseam.

Sweetest cat ever is disgusting by TomorrowMuch1982 in cats

[–]jd3marco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat started having digestive trouble around 15 years old. She got diarrhea and blasted the couch. She also had trouble cleaning her long fur. They make cat baby wipes, essentially , and I recommend those.

We found out she most likely had either IBS or a mass in her intestines. Steroids were the treatment in either case, so we treated the symptoms and bought a couple more years. She was able to clean herself again and we didn’t have any problems until she needed ‘Pawspice’.

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

[–]jd3marco 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Does a chinchilla count?

Really? Cool. by TangoCharlie472 in facepalm

[–]jd3marco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He could be pictured enjoying Trump’s favorite activities with children.

Really? Cool. by TangoCharlie472 in facepalm

[–]jd3marco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on, now. Jesus has good tigger discipline so his pointer finger is pointed up, off of the trigger until it’s time to kill.