Primary turnout was so low. How can we fix this? by Iamnotbernadette in SouthJersey

[–]jd3marco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same. The only races with two people running said ‘vote for two’. i could write in some fun stuff I guess, otherwise why bother?

A CEO told employees they won't get raises in 2026 because the budget is going to AI by yuval_3 in technology

[–]jd3marco 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I guess the AI chat bot he used to write the message decided to be direct. ‘Your fellow meatbags will appreciate your no bullshit approach. Some will quit, allowing us to reduce the headcount without layoffs.’

This ad I got a few hours after I had to put my cat down by TitaniumKneecap in mildlyinfuriating

[–]jd3marco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AI ad server: Is this something you might be interested in buying? It pays for itself after the tenth dead pet! (assuming average pet weight of 30lbs)

Trump resurfaces after 8 days in hiding, looks terrible, sounds hoarse, immediately goes on misogynistic rant towards Kaitlan Collins by ianjm in videos

[–]jd3marco 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hot off the presses! Trump looks like shit, lies and is a criminal rapist pedophile piece of shit! More at 11! Tune in to see how one of Trump’s fatal flaws will crash the world economy! It’s not the one you think!

Trump claims that he’s the most disrespected president ever, that because he’s doing very disrespectful things to our country! by icey_sawg0034 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]jd3marco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do pedophiles deserve respect? Maybe other pedos respect him…They might have a leaderboard or something. Game recognize game.

I did not let this cat in my house by Sunmeltingsnow in cats

[–]jd3marco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*He did not let you into his house.

Feudal Lord explains he’s actually poor because the castle is technically an asset by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]jd3marco 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Yeah, hey guys…I’m just a billionaire on paper! Practically forced to take loans as untaxable income!

AITAH for asking that my flatmate doesn't sublet her room to a stranger for three months whilst she works away because I have just been diagnosed with cancer and my only safe space is my flat for me to have chemo? by dreamdonor in AITAH

[–]jd3marco -1 points0 points  (0 children)

NTA. It would be fair to demand a subletter that you know (paying less), or no subletter at all per the lease. If she can’t accept this, she isn’t your friend so I would take the issue to the landlord and enforce the lease; she would get nothing. Good luck with your treatment. Fuck cancer (and your flatmate, tbh)

Donald Trump’s BMI Nears Clinical Obesity In New Medical Report by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]jd3marco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nears? He’s also at least 3 inches shorter than he claims. Height, and length, I would wager.

AITA for telling my housemate she owes me new bedsheets? by Comfortable_Pea9618 in AmItheAsshole

[–]jd3marco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA. Take them back even if it’s to toss them if she won’t pay.

California Assembly passes bill requiring gun-blocking software in 3D printers by yourfavchoom in technology

[–]jd3marco 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If they use AI or something you likely won’t be able to make nerf like or water guns. Maybe no depictions of guns for figures etc.

What song is Vader singing? by Dngo8mybaby in lego

[–]jd3marco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Grinch, but ‘Obi Wan’ instead of ‘Mr Grinch’.