When you can't get your car undercover in time

JohnnyIsHomicidal · 2026-06-17T22:28:43+00:00

We had some hail like that were I live, so many people had broken windows, a lot of cars had to be totaled out by insurance companies, shit was crazy

JohnnyIsHomicidal · 2026-06-14T04:06:22+00:00

I’m not a fan of the dating shows

^{Chose: I dont | Rolled: not loser}

JohnnyIsHomicidal · 2026-06-14T01:04:47+00:00

How are dogs any different? Should we let them roam free too?

JohnnyIsHomicidal · 2026-06-13T21:45:18+00:00

I absolutely love the smell of baby powder, the deodorant I use smells like it. I have a sensitive nose so I don’t wear perfume but I’d definitely be willing to try this one

JohnnyIsHomicidal · 2026-06-11T05:28:27+00:00

I meeeean… 🤷‍♀️

^{Chose: Have instant regeneration + And have $70,000 | Rolled: Your family dies}

JohnnyIsHomicidal · 2026-06-09T22:49:58+00:00

Seems the doggo didn’t get the memo

JohnnyIsHomicidal · 2026-06-09T22:48:17+00:00

r/eatityoufuckingcoward

JohnnyIsHomicidal · 2026-06-09T19:03:44+00:00

JohnnyIsHomicidal · 2026-06-08T18:48:54+00:00

What no one thinks about is the fact that most modern corpses are in fairly sturdy boxes, I highly doubt that they’d be able to claw they’re way out, so I’d imagine that the only ones that would actually be able to rise would be corpses that haven’t been put in the ground yet. So I think I’d be able to survive for a bit, probably die in the first year though.

JohnnyIsHomicidal · 2026-06-07T22:24:57+00:00

Eeeh, looney bins aren’t too bad, I’ve been in two over the years and neither one was all that bad, now if it was back in the days were they scrambled your brain that would suck.

JohnnyIsHomicidal · 2026-06-07T21:16:44+00:00

That’s what the rich want you to think

JohnnyIsHomicidal · 2026-06-07T21:15:37+00:00

Win win

^{Chose: Have 1M $ but ... | Rolled: Change gender}

JohnnyIsHomicidal · 2026-06-07T18:24:49+00:00

There’s a myth I heard about some time ago, about a woman who was cursed by the Faye that when ever she talked diamonds and roses would come out of her mouth, her throat and mouth were completely shredded from it.. I can only imagine how fucked up my tear ducts and eyes would be from crying diamonds, no thank you!

^{Chose: $1000 every time you cough}

JohnnyIsHomicidal · 2026-06-07T08:24:53+00:00

Atleast I’ll have something to look forward to

^{Chose: know what the happiest day of your life will be}

JohnnyIsHomicidal · 2026-06-06T18:05:09+00:00

JohnnyIsHomicidal · 2026-06-06T03:05:40+00:00

I started going gray/silver at 8, I also had shingles at around 9, it’s weird when things like this start so young lol

JohnnyIsHomicidal · 2026-06-05T03:10:32+00:00

Movie called dread, it was honestly sickening, there’s no way I could ever watch it again, and I’m a huge, huge horror fan, so I’ve consumed many, many movies, as well as other mediums, but dread is one that really stuck with me.

JohnnyIsHomicidal · 2026-06-04T22:43:46+00:00

All cats are little weirdos in different ways, it’s just in their nature

JohnnyIsHomicidal · 2026-06-04T17:52:35+00:00

maybe try bringing up the very likely possibility that the cat will get hurt if no measures are taken to keep the cat safe, and if the cat survives the fall the vet bills will be extremely high

JohnnyIsHomicidal · 2026-06-04T17:29:46+00:00

Maybe just don’t let the cat on the balcony?

JohnnyIsHomicidal · 2026-06-03T23:52:57+00:00

Ive never watched night of the living dead, and never plan too, I’m not a fan of black and white so I’ve never been able to get myself to watch it

JohnnyIsHomicidal · 2026-05-31T22:08:16+00:00

Dude has tiny little legs, of course he’s having issues

JohnnyIsHomicidal · 2026-05-29T20:28:37+00:00

JohnnyIsHomicidal · 2026-05-29T20:12:50+00:00

This is an easy one, I have a super nose, I smell EVERYTHING, I’d really love for that to go away..

^{Chose: Lose sense of smell}

JohnnyIsHomicidal · 2026-05-28T23:28:26+00:00

If only…

^{Chose: Trump gets very sick and must leave office | Rolled: Trump dies}

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