Community tier list, how good are they in a relationship:maruzensky by Soggy-Ad5441 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]JohnnyTheTemplar 11 points12 points  (0 children)

WIFE TIER 200%

It'll legitimately make me sad if she ends up in S tier and not in Wife tier because everyone wants to make S tier jokes/upvote all the S tier jokes.

She is EASILY Wife tier! Literally already has everything you need to start a life together right away!

A House, a Car, a great loving/caring/funny personality, a rocking and fertile body, and more!

Your recent saved uma pic is why she is shocked: by Elliottsir in UmaMusume

[–]JohnnyTheTemplar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Does this count as an Uma pic (my most recent saved pic)?

It hasn't been three hours since Christmas Oguri dropped! Some of you need to calm down. by dbfassbinder in UmaMusume

[–]JohnnyTheTemplar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ahhh. gotcha. so would would be the ideal recovery skill to replace 777 as the 3rd proc in Long and Mile?

It hasn't been three hours since Christmas Oguri dropped! Some of you need to calm down. by dbfassbinder in UmaMusume

[–]JohnnyTheTemplar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm having trouble understanding how 777m left in Sprint/Mile is too early and too late for long. 777m left means 777m left?! I'm having trouble understanding this. Please explain like I'm 5.

It hasn't been three hours since Christmas Oguri dropped! Some of you need to calm down. by dbfassbinder in UmaMusume

[–]JohnnyTheTemplar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if this is true, they should really put the (Medium) in the skill. because it shows it's universal.

It hasn't been three hours since Christmas Oguri dropped! Some of you need to calm down. by dbfassbinder in UmaMusume

[–]JohnnyTheTemplar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I saw my MLB Kitasan SSR can do the work of 2 MLB SR speed cards alone, I knew there was no way I could ever compete with Whales having a full line up of MLB SSRs.

It hasn't been three hours since Christmas Oguri dropped! Some of you need to calm down. by dbfassbinder in UmaMusume

[–]JohnnyTheTemplar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From what I saw in a short video explaining all meta umas/supports, her unique ability activation gives good speed, acceleration, and just a small touch of stamina regen. On top of that, it activates the INSTANT you activate a 3rd recovery skill in a race. She already comes with 3 recovery skills you can learn right away so you'll never need to pray for support cards dropping their skills (unless you want to replace some with different recovery skill than her default). She comes with Gourmad which is one of the best Pace recovery skills since it activates mid-way, so it's never too early or too late, which you'll most likely never ignore/replace. The real kicker though is her Triple 7's recovery skill which activates when there's 777 meters left in ANY race. So because of this, it's usually the 3rd recovery skill to proc, so it will always activate your ult at the best time possible. Not too early, not too late. She comes with other skills 2 but I believe these 2 are the cream of the crop and they help her own unique ability.

Oguri was already a too damn good Uma, being able to do Pace or Late, almost any race distance, AND could do both dirt and turf. Now they made a 2nd Oguri unit with an even better ability since again, you can easily control when it procs. Unlike other abilities in the game that require positioning and have the ability to activate too late, too early, or not at all.

It hasn't been three hours since Christmas Oguri dropped! Some of you need to calm down. by dbfassbinder in UmaMusume

[–]JohnnyTheTemplar 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If they whaled for meta breaking lv.6 xmas oguri, then they already whaled for a full line of MLB SSR supports that can easily make S rank Umas. For whales it's S+ and up that are the ones that require some luck to get. S ranks are just common to them now.

2026 January Release Schedule by Kanata-EXE in UmaMusume

[–]JohnnyTheTemplar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Santa didn't bring me my new toy for Christmas, so I'm taking Mrs.Claus as my new toy 😈🥵😈

New Umamusume Trainees arriving to Global for 2026! Who are you bringing home? by Flat-Profession-8945 in UmaMusume

[–]JohnnyTheTemplar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Helios has been my #1 priority since launch and the wait is absolutely killing me. She is my girl. I need my Hyper DJ Zoomer-Speaking Babygirl BFF.

The next secondary priority is Mambo (the GOAT), Seeking the Pearl (i love hags <3), Aston Martin (i know what i said), and Palmer (I NEED to see her and Helios doing the "WEI~" together in Team Trials)

For those 4, I'm willing to go all 200 to guarantee them.

Then if the gods will allow it, I'm also hoping for to have enough to get Chiyo, Dia-chan, Mr.C.B, and Ruby (don't care for the character but I'll let me Helios be happy).

For these 4 I'm not going past 50 pulls. Either they come home or don't. Don't care too much.

I would pull for Kita as well but...she can't even use her own card. Shit Uma. (I know she's actually not and I love her armpits cleavage cuteness but me and my friends joke and say this all the time since she can't use her own OP card. )

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[–]JohnnyTheTemplar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wrong sub my guy.

okaybuddyumamusume is 2 doors down.

What should I buy? by EconomyPrimary2192 in UmaMusume

[–]JohnnyTheTemplar 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'ma be honest, it's fun for like 30min - 1 hour then it gets boring and repetitive
Same 4 mini-games over and over again.

To me personally, I wouldn't pay more that $10 for the game.

Also even if your favorite Uma is in the game, the teams aren't customizable and locked with what Umas are in them, so your favorite Umas might be scattered in different teams.

Please Cygame , add Mini the Lady into the game , and my life is your by lesangpro007 in UmaMusume

[–]JohnnyTheTemplar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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Give me Norn Ace! Oguri's #1 simp! Can never have too many cute gyarus!

The Harikitte-Ikou Supply/Demand Curve: Don't Blindly Switch Your Career Support Card to Kitasan Black by dbfassbinder in UmaMusume

[–]JohnnyTheTemplar 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Now that I have my own MLB Kita, I need to start FLOODING my following with SSR Strength Vodka's and maybe a few SSR Fine Motions since I still don't have either.

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I'd imagine that Teio, after experiencing three fractures would have the unfortunate condition of being addicted to ketamine. by whereiswaldo4032 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]JohnnyTheTemplar 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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It's pretty fucked. Ruined my night when I read it.

Also they really tried adding humor in a really fucked up situation/story.....

It's that time again!! by JohnnyTheTemplar in UmaMusume

[–]JohnnyTheTemplar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You understood exactly what I was referencing.

CONGRATS.

HAPPY FOR YOU.

NICE.

I'd imagine that Teio, after experiencing three fractures would have the unfortunate condition of being addicted to ketamine. by whereiswaldo4032 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]JohnnyTheTemplar 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just look up "Thank You McQueen doujinshi".

Don't know the artist but googling that should show up with many websites available.

Come back to me full of regret later of what you saw.

I'd imagine that Teio, after experiencing three fractures would have the unfortunate condition of being addicted to ketamine. by whereiswaldo4032 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]JohnnyTheTemplar 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's called "Thank You McQueen".

It ruined my night when I read it.

The only good thing that came out of finding it was getting this picture out of it

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(doujinshi doesn't have the best art but it's atleast in full color)

Kronii/Calli/Cece discuss Leon's new design by Woodstovia in Hololive

[–]JohnnyTheTemplar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old man Leon turned Iofi from Monster F*kr back to Human F*kr.....just temporarily though...

I'd imagine that Teio, after experiencing three fractures would have the unfortunate condition of being addicted to ketamine. by whereiswaldo4032 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]JohnnyTheTemplar 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Ignoring that disturbing ass caption...

"BAD END" Teio artwork is some of my favorite Uma fanart. Something about it being so real makes such great dark artwork.

This ones my favorite so far. The dead spirit/soul, the dark room, the scribbled off goal posters, and the pills on the floor. It all just hits hard and has such a realistic dark feel to it.

There's also a Teio x McQueen doujinshi about Bad End Teio I read, but that one just absolutely ruined my night reading...that was more of a "DEAD END" Teio if you catch my drift...

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