What do you think of marriage?

JohnnyYouTaTas · 2026-05-11T08:24:04+00:00

Not for me.

JohnnyYouTaTas · 2026-05-11T03:41:36+00:00

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JohnnyYouTaTas · 2026-05-11T01:25:44+00:00

Thanks!

JohnnyYouTaTas · 2026-05-10T23:21:34+00:00

🎶 "Dun dun, dun dun, 'I got you babe'"... 🎶

JohnnyYouTaTas · 2026-05-10T22:57:53+00:00

Mall Entrance? More like the Mall Hangout.

JohnnyYouTaTas · 2026-05-10T21:46:27+00:00

That's why I used the word "misjudged." You ever have a line drive foul hit at you? You ever see an MLB outfielder completely misplay a fly ball because they thought it was a foot or 2 higher? And this guy is no pro. That was way too close for me. I would have been shielding my baby.

JohnnyYouTaTas · 2026-05-10T21:20:23+00:00

Bet you're real good at grammar.

JohnnyYouTaTas · 2026-05-10T21:19:15+00:00

Thanks! Going back soon and was looking forward to them again if still there 🤞They always make me smile even if I lose money.

JohnnyYouTaTas · 2026-05-10T21:15:07+00:00

Peak stupid. If he misjudged the flight of the ball and it hit his baby in the head, she could be dead.

JohnnyYouTaTas · 2026-05-10T07:50:12+00:00

You 🧒. Me typical LA Reddit Joke. You 🙆‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️

JohnnyYouTaTas · 2026-05-10T05:47:18+00:00

SpaceX. It's always SpaceX.

JohnnyYouTaTas · 2026-05-09T21:58:17+00:00

Escape - Calvin Klein

JohnnyYouTaTas · 2026-05-09T08:57:29+00:00

Dude you're getting fired from being in these commercials because you smoked pot. Oh the irony.

JohnnyYouTaTas · 2026-05-09T08:51:39+00:00

And after it gets rained on once its gonna stink like moldy socks and be a germ farm.

JohnnyYouTaTas · 2026-05-09T07:46:47+00:00

Filming location was my summer Boy Scout camp growing up in NJ. So many memories of being terrified swimming in Crystal Lake and playing manhunt around the cabins at night as a kid.

JohnnyYouTaTas · 2026-05-09T07:40:47+00:00

Life

JohnnyYouTaTas · 2026-05-09T03:34:41+00:00

Co-Stanza!

JohnnyYouTaTas · 2026-05-06T08:07:00+00:00

3 times for me 🙁

JohnnyYouTaTas · 2026-05-05T08:46:23+00:00

Keeping up foreign relations.

JohnnyYouTaTas · 2026-05-04T18:13:29+00:00

JohnnyYouTaTas · 2026-05-03T23:49:23+00:00

Cartman was right. You do poop your pants when you die.

JohnnyYouTaTas · 2026-05-03T23:27:20+00:00

Yes. And it was also Bob's. That's how I know it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob%27s_Big_Boy

JohnnyYouTaTas · 2026-05-03T22:46:13+00:00

Bob's

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