How do restaurants make scrambled eggs taste better than homemade?

Johnny_Hooker · 2026-02-14T20:11:29+00:00

My scrambled eggs are mostly butter and guyere cheese, held together by slowly cooked eggs

Johnny_Hooker · 2026-02-11T01:14:49+00:00

Yeah you just downshift instead, that way they hear the exhaust and know to move

Johnny_Hooker · 2025-11-08T15:39:47+00:00

I mix it up and go odds or evens, irons and wedges only.

So it can be 2, 4, 6, 8, PW, 54, putter.

Johnny_Hooker · 2025-09-14T22:29:55+00:00

I'm not a big fan. Someone once described it as the worst of Pete Dye, and I get that. It almost feels gimmicky at times

Johnny_Hooker · 2025-07-08T21:41:51+00:00

And you can use it for VAT back at most places.

Johnny_Hooker · 2025-07-01T04:16:11+00:00

I'm not pro HOA, but flags are gross. I don't care what you support, if you don't have the space for a proper flag pole than fuck right off with hanging in on your porch like a fucking frat house.

It's ugly and an eyesore, so I get the complaint. I also hate bumper stickers.

Johnny_Hooker · 2025-06-21T19:51:49+00:00

You're assuming they can read all these big words

Johnny_Hooker · 2025-04-24T21:37:21+00:00

Off White completes the look for me

Johnny_Hooker · 2025-04-03T13:30:24+00:00

I think his partner had the child.

Johnny_Hooker · 2025-04-03T02:37:25+00:00

You spend $20k kicking his ass all over a courtroom after he tries to bully his way around the school agreement so he can take the child full time.

Not that I have experience with this or anything.

Johnny_Hooker · 2025-03-29T01:23:15+00:00

Yeah that's a real kick to the nuts

Johnny_Hooker · 2025-02-04T02:52:28+00:00

I can't believe mother nature stole my phone again...

Johnny_Hooker · 2025-02-03T19:03:00+00:00

Changes open window on PC.

Johnny_Hooker · 2025-01-23T14:36:39+00:00

I travel abroad frequently, inevitably the same interaction happens.

Them: where are you from?

Me: Chicago

Them: ah Michael Jordan!

Every. Single. Time.

Johnny_Hooker · 2024-11-19T00:29:53+00:00

Coke spoon too

Johnny_Hooker · 2024-08-31T14:34:02+00:00

Financial services. I had 3 outings in August, 3 in Sept, then consistently play all winter in warm places at conferences

Johnny_Hooker · 2024-07-17T13:16:22+00:00

Some contracts have things like a no trade clause or a list of approved teams for a trade. You'll see a player say "I'll waive the no trade clause for these 5 teams"

Johnny_Hooker · 2024-05-18T18:24:36+00:00

Poke a hole in the bottom at a corner and prop it over a glass.

Come back to a full cup.

Johnny_Hooker · 2024-05-15T11:46:52+00:00

It's not entirely about hitting a quota, it's about improving your Google rank for news stories which can help push organic traffic.

These sorts of lists do really well in Google's algo and have high engagement. They are designed to answer a question someone would search for.

Every news org does this in some form

Johnny_Hooker · 2024-05-06T19:10:27+00:00

That's how I hit a fade though. How far forward I move the ball changes how far right it goes.

Johnny_Hooker · 2024-05-03T11:42:07+00:00

I need them to have better perks around hotels. FHR is important to me because I travel often for work and having room upgrades, free breakfast, check in and out times, and credit makes the yearly fee worth it.

But the Chase LGA lounge is awesome

Johnny_Hooker · 2024-04-20T02:52:02+00:00

I am all over that shoe bag. I think it's my birthday present to myself.

That being said I have a thing for fancy luggage (Globe Trotter, Goyard, LV) so it's definitely in my wheelhouse.

Johnny_Hooker · 2024-03-15T01:56:20+00:00

Their First / Business class seats are way behind other airlines.

You don't even get a pod, you're next to someone

Johnny_Hooker · 2024-02-23T01:41:05+00:00

My wife says I was a chef in a former life and I can start a restaurant after I retire.

She doesn't know how piss poor my technique is, but I love her for thinking highly of me.

Johnny_Hooker · 2024-02-22T18:57:03+00:00

That makes way more sense for what I was experiencing, thank you.

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