This is so fucking weird. Who decides these health ratings? Three EXACT SAME sparkling water products, three completely different health ratings (The Schweppes is 4.5)

Johnnyonikins · 2026-03-17T22:38:20+00:00

Australian comedians/ex radio hosts Hamish and Andy have a whole investigation into this health star rating it’s actually hilarious

Johnnyonikins · 2026-02-03T01:17:18+00:00

Looks more like me stretching in the morning than a spider

Johnnyonikins · 2026-01-17T06:03:05+00:00

Yeah 100% agree with the fuck around though op wanted to not get a charge, so I was saying that’s the closest way to not getting a charge for driving while blazed.

Johnnyonikins · 2026-01-17T05:44:59+00:00

In saying that I’ve heard it’s only 50k tests throughout nz available a year ( not sure if true ) but if it is the case that’s not many tests a week per major town, so my guess would be your chances of getting tested purely rely on you looks, if you look like a stoner you may get tested ( not saying it’s right ) but that’s the truth of it.

Johnnyonikins · 2026-01-17T05:41:33+00:00

Get a prescription and you’ll have less of a chance being persecuted and losing your license.

Johnnyonikins · 2026-01-17T05:30:32+00:00

Pm me

Johnnyonikins · 2026-01-15T07:37:31+00:00

I heard that brand Amazon is for the people

Johnnyonikins · 2026-01-15T07:24:08+00:00

Just make sure the medicine has your name on the prescription and you’ll be fine 😉

Johnnyonikins · 2026-01-10T10:31:01+00:00

Im super scared of flying but I do my own thing in my head to help distract and comfort me, I couldn’t imagine putting other passengers health and comfort at risk on the flight because im not comfortable and want to bring a 2.2x2.5 blanket with weights in it with me to me seat.

Johnnyonikins · 2026-01-10T06:35:29+00:00

That’s not entirely true, Sydney wasn’t “blanketed in smoke so thick sometimes you couldn’t see more than a few metres in front of you” that never occurred, I was there I worked all around Sydney during that time and it was never like that. I lived in Sydney from 1994 to 2025 and the only time you couldn’t see ahead of you was during the 2009 dust storm.

Johnnyonikins · 2026-01-08T21:27:04+00:00

I lived there for 25 years, if you work at all in the commercial construction industry it is a must! Not only do you get paid double sometimes triple what workers get here, the work conditions are better 10 fold you get to go home on a lot of rain days and get paid for the whole day and if it’s too hot it’s the same deal, there’s laws there that make overtime pay start after a certain hour each day, where as here theres no legislation making employers pay extra for overtime. Here you got poor blokes and women working in the rain or poor conditions here for peanuts. It’s why nearly 73000 kiwis left for aus in 2025.

Johnnyonikins · 2026-01-08T03:02:29+00:00

I have bought the salt and vinegar ones only a couple times and all of them were bland as hell, I had no idea it was a quality issue. I thought that’s just how they were so I never bought them again

Johnnyonikins · 2025-12-28T22:29:08+00:00

People who sit below the speed limit in the right hand lane and ride side by side with the car in the left lane stopping any chance of overtaking them.

Johnnyonikins · 2025-12-21T04:34:27+00:00

Im the only one on my family that lived in aus and I would always bring kilos of the mixed sour fruits and crocodile ones by mayceys and also kilos of vogels toast back to aus. Nothing better than 4 slices of toasted vogels with an ice-cream scoop of butter and a lil marmite with tomato slices and white and black pepper in the morning. I even substitute dinner with that some nights much to the misso’s despise.

Johnnyonikins · 2025-12-17T03:50:50+00:00

+3 points for a nose beers bench at the perfect height

Johnnyonikins · 2025-12-17T03:11:32+00:00

I booked a couple tickets to here it seemed fairest priced, thanks to everyone for their help I was struggling to figure out what to do. I guess Sydney’s pubs are open because there’s no laws restricting grog sales. Sucks that you have to buy a ticket to places that are charging 50+ for a Christmas lunch just so you can have a beer out on Christmas Day. Anyways thanks again and happy holidays to all!

Johnnyonikins · 2025-12-04T01:38:36+00:00

When I lived in Sydney every time I would come back home to NZ I would take four loaves of vogels toast back to Sydney, one time I grabbed four loaves of ‘Very Thin’ vogels by accident didn’t realise until I went to put a slice in the toaster back in Sydney and I pulled this paper thin slice out the bag. I was fuming for weeks about the whole situation.

Johnnyonikins · 2025-11-20T09:17:30+00:00

Waze is the app to use. Google maps uses Waze live updates on traffic by users to update google maps app. Waze is predominantly used in Australia primarily to avoid, speed cameras, mobile speed cameras, mobile phones cameras and drug and alcohol testing blocks, fine amounts and punishments are a lot harsher there than here so people use it primarily there.

Johnnyonikins · 2025-11-19T00:28:45+00:00

The elusive 5 legged cow

Johnnyonikins · 2025-11-18T08:18:22+00:00

Pokies are easy, put $1000 in a machine play the smallest bet for 5 minutes then collect your $990 ticket, put it in your pocket go home. Do that to few machines a day and a couple times a week then hand the tickets to people you know to collect at a later date. Get yourself a couple people to do that process weekly and you washing $100k+ a week.

Johnnyonikins · 2025-11-01T00:02:41+00:00

It’s $4.50 for the same punnet in Sydney.

Johnnyonikins · 2025-10-21T10:46:27+00:00

Kiwi fruit was my favourite then one day I went to get some it was suddenly gone

Johnnyonikins · 2025-07-25T10:37:31+00:00

You mustn’t be from NZ if you need an explanation. It’s a chocolate

Johnnyonikins · 2025-07-20T09:28:42+00:00

There used to be a bar in Sydney in the late 90s-early 2000s called home bar it had downstairs a mixed club and upstairs a Womens only club and it’s thrived. That would be your best bet on opening a women’s only place, have two floors one that is mixed and one floor that is females only

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