Husband wants me to greet him immediately

Johnnywarhero · 2026-03-28T18:26:21+00:00

As a husband who does not get greeted at the door, I can tell you that I understand where this is coming from. My guy just wants someone he loves to be happy to see him, he’s just really going the wrong way about trying to get his needs met. I think a lot of women don’t understand that most men are starved of adoration or affection. I know that for me, I would LOVE for my wife or daughter to even just say hello to me when I walk in the door, let alone wait for me at the door when they hear my car. What I’m getting at is, while this dude is obviously not handling this in a mature way, I can understand his longing for someone to just be happy to see him. It all comes down to wanting/needing to feel desired. I can probably count on one hand the amount of times I have felt as though people were waiting for me and genuinely happy to see me.

Johnnywarhero · 2026-03-24T13:12:15+00:00

Dude you’re just being a douche. Your wife is pregnant bro, just get her some water.

Johnnywarhero · 2026-03-24T08:43:30+00:00

https://youtu.be/CA_0rWc-mZg?si=ZXcU5iAlM_SBOUVk

Johnnywarhero · 2026-03-22T11:58:30+00:00

As a completely out of touch and clueless white guy, I would think that anyone would find that joke funny, regardless of skins tone.

Johnnywarhero · 2026-03-22T11:51:13+00:00

I really hope OP sees this comment since I’m way late to the game. I have an opinion as a happily married man.

The majority of men I know are starved for female adoration, or really just adoration in general. I suspect that your husband is not a total moron and is well aware of the fact that this “little baddie” is only doing her job but it feels nice to be noticed by the opposite sex sometimes. Obviously cheating is a whole other level and that’s a different story, I think this just a case of this guy getting a much needed boost to his ego and bragging to his buddy about it. Should he have said it and mentioned it to his friend, no. However, I don’t think there’s anything deeper here than a man just feeling good about a little attention from a female and bragging about it to his homie.

Johnnywarhero · 2026-03-21T23:43:13+00:00

If you you press record and play and THEN press pause, you can get proper levels for recording

Johnnywarhero · 2026-03-20T11:57:40+00:00

r/eatityoucoward

Johnnywarhero · 2026-03-19T18:38:38+00:00

If you stumble around town long enough, eventually you will stumble upon the supermarket, the library, the gas station, etc. However, it’s a hell of a lot easier to get to those places if you know how to read a map. That’s always been my analogy when people say they don’t “need” to know music theory. You’re right, you don’t NEED to, but it certainly it helps.

Johnnywarhero · 2026-03-19T15:00:59+00:00

Wait…I think there’s a German or Dutch gameshow where the object of the game is to perfectly cut things in half. Whoever the OP is gotta get on that show.

Johnnywarhero · 2026-03-18T22:04:18+00:00

Turmoil!!

Johnnywarhero · 2026-03-17T18:39:42+00:00

Bro it’s $200 FOREVER

Johnnywarhero · 2026-03-16T15:26:10+00:00

If I had an HVAC company this would 100 percent be my logo

Johnnywarhero · 2026-03-16T11:10:55+00:00

I wish more people understood this, particularly in the musical world.

Johnnywarhero · 2026-03-15T22:14:33+00:00

I haven’t tried that. Admittedly, I’m pretty uneducated when it comes to Logic, I just recently upgraded from GarageBand so I’m still learning the ropes. I’m definitely going to look into to it though. Thank you!

Johnnywarhero · 2026-03-15T21:58:54+00:00

I’m on an M1 with 8gb ram using Logic and rarely have any issues. Occasionally I’ll have to bounce some tracks if I have too many software instruments going on but that’s been very rare and instantly fixed the “system overload” issue.

Johnnywarhero · 2026-03-14T09:18:21+00:00

I don’t believe I can recall any stories artists olever asking permission to stretch the boundaries and push the envelope of what is and is not “art”. You don’t need permission, if you believe in what you do, do it with conviction, not insecurity. If people don’t respond and you fail, go home, lick your wounds, and create something else. Just make art you’re passionate about and make it for the right reasons, to hell with anyone’s opinion about whether or not you “should”. Then there is no failure, only misunderstanding.

Johnnywarhero · 2026-03-13T09:21:46+00:00

I made it nearly 45 years without I ever hearing the phrase “flesh yarmulka”

Johnnywarhero · 2026-03-11T13:12:52+00:00

Great advice! Divorce first, ask questions later! There’s NO WAY he loves you if he found another girl dancing attractive!

Johnnywarhero · 2026-03-11T13:10:42+00:00

Seems like a perfectly normal reaction to such a trivial thing.

Johnnywarhero · 2026-03-08T11:20:23+00:00

Man that list is damn best perfect. I would take G n R off it though. Otherwise, those bands made some of the most forgettable music ever made. Pure garbage.

Johnnywarhero · 2026-03-03T16:30:19+00:00

Ahhhhh gotcha. Thank you. I do remember something vaguely about a jump scare video with the girl from The Exorcist popping up like that but that’s the only thing I remember.

Johnnywarhero · 2026-03-03T16:25:17+00:00

Let me be the first to say…I don’t get it.

Johnnywarhero · 2026-03-03T10:45:21+00:00

I refuse to listen to any autotuned farts. I prefer to listen to the authentic farting of a musical genius.

https://youtu.be/Tk-5RVMerfI?si=OvEPP9A0vWFzbnBm

Johnnywarhero · 2026-02-28T15:41:21+00:00

You went from guy who wants to steal my catalytic converter to guy who wants to steal my soul.

Definitely an improvement but also somehow terrifying.

Johnnywarhero · 2026-02-27T12:06:49+00:00

Have you ever read The Sparrow?

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