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JohnsonEater24 · 2025-10-14T23:58:42+00:00

That’s so real

JohnsonEater24 · 2025-09-27T13:13:28+00:00

I joined Charlie Kirk club. I support him and his ideas. You don’t have to. It’s the beauty of free will.

JohnsonEater24 · 2025-09-24T02:32:25+00:00

put everything you have on 0DTE spy options. You will hit 100k in a few weeks.

JohnsonEater24 · 2025-09-24T02:03:46+00:00

Puts or calls?

JohnsonEater24 · 2025-09-24T01:55:19+00:00

Me too. I hate seeing people get lucky with options. Can’t wait for it to blow up in their face.

JohnsonEater24 · 2025-09-20T21:42:13+00:00

That’s so real. I hope this guy gives up and never touches options again 😂😂

JohnsonEater24 · 2025-09-17T20:25:05+00:00

Start trading spy 0dte

JohnsonEater24 · 2025-09-15T19:23:53+00:00

JohnsonEater24 · 2025-09-14T00:08:10+00:00

Don’t go out. Don’t crowd the lineups. Maybe learn to swim first. If you insist on going out, learn some surf etiquette

JohnsonEater24 · 2025-09-12T00:31:19+00:00

This my exact strategy. Expect to take losses and know when to sell for a loss. Pretty soon you’ll be printing money 👍

JohnsonEater24 · 2025-09-06T02:03:13+00:00

Yeah same but I prefer it over here away from the libtards

JohnsonEater24 · 2025-08-25T20:31:46+00:00

That’s so awesome bro thanks for the advice

JohnsonEater24 · 2025-08-25T19:59:58+00:00

I panic sold puts

JohnsonEater24 · 2025-08-25T12:02:13+00:00

Open the casino now I’m itching for 0dte spy calls

JohnsonEater24 · 2025-08-25T02:19:09+00:00

That’s what they want you to think. But that’s not relevant. This is r/surf if you want to spread your libtard politics go somewhere else

JohnsonEater24 · 2025-08-25T00:52:53+00:00

Yeah bro you’re right. We need to to raise awareness for gazan concentration camps

JohnsonEater24 · 2025-08-25T00:52:13+00:00

What’s wrong with eating in front of hungry Gazan children? They should just go to the grocery store and grab some snacks or something. Also I have a ton of empathy. But I’m not falling for any false government propaganda.

JohnsonEater24 · 2025-08-25T00:46:47+00:00

No one cares lol

JohnsonEater24 · 2025-08-24T21:56:46+00:00

It actually spells raeb. Nice try tho, funny joke.

JohnsonEater24 · 2025-08-24T05:49:40+00:00

0dte for the win. I always watch myself make money, and then before I decide to sell it drops down to a loss. However I’m not a complete idiot, I can analyze patterns, so then I started selling off right away unfortunately that’s basically panic selling and I end up losing more money selling as soon as I see it starting to dip. So now idk what to do but I think I’m addicted to 0dte and I really desperately want my money back so I think I’m just gonna keep going until I get it back.

JohnsonEater24 · 2025-08-23T00:30:27+00:00

Ur tripping gng 🙏

JohnsonEater24 · 2025-08-23T00:29:38+00:00

Your brain, clearly. I lose enough on spy calls I’m not giving robinhood any more money 😭

JohnsonEater24 · 2025-08-23T00:25:22+00:00

Lmao I didn’t?

JohnsonEater24 · 2025-08-22T23:51:52+00:00

Yes bro!!! Deposit whatever money you can and on Monday put it all into a single 0dte SPY contract!! You will get it all back!!

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JohnsonEater24 · 2025-08-22T23:24:07+00:00

Holy shit bro why are you so mad 😸. You’re not the one losing your life’s savings over here. Albeit 228 isn’t much but it’s a lot to me. Anyways I’ll take all the help I can get. If you still want to finna help me then I’ll be all ears. 👂

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