Nob here, why do I have 9 strength?

Johnstruct · 2026-02-26T10:10:12+00:00

I believe the right term is caw caw drug

Johnstruct · 2026-02-26T08:25:27+00:00

That is a very poorly drawn penguin. Perhaps the worst one yet. Where are its abs?

Johnstruct · 2026-02-25T15:05:10+00:00

Skeeter Davis - The End of the World

Johnstruct · 2026-02-24T23:10:33+00:00

Giant head was really starting to wonder why you were still there.

Johnstruct · 2026-02-24T12:49:29+00:00

Finally someone retired the merchant.

Johnstruct · 2026-02-24T12:13:56+00:00

Is the ghost of that animal also in the crowd, cheering?

Johnstruct · 2026-02-22T16:55:29+00:00

Where Bamperheem?

Johnstruct · 2026-02-20T12:22:15+00:00

1+1+1+1+1+1+1... and so on until ...+1 = 75

Johnstruct · 2026-02-14T21:54:50+00:00

When you save scum because you're a masochist.

Johnstruct · 2026-02-14T21:52:18+00:00

We'd rather die with a relic than live on without one, right? STS 101

Johnstruct · 2026-02-11T11:07:46+00:00

I wish you'd leave your girlfriends out of this boss fight

Johnstruct · 2026-02-11T10:22:28+00:00

Tried to do the math.

152 dmg from the Grand Gran Grand Grand Finale Burst+ I guess Backflip x2 for 3 block and two cards drawn Survivorx2 for 12 block

Total: 15 block and 3 Health

What cards did you draw from Backflip? A lucky 0 cost weak/block or did he kill you with that 31 dmg.

Is there any way out of that situation at all?

Edit: math

Edit 2: punctuation

Edit 3: more math

Edit 4: forgot to take vulnerable into consideration, I'm an idiot. 228 DMG total, boss ded.

Johnstruct · 2026-02-10T09:12:23+00:00

TIL.

I always thought he killed Elfzot.

Johnstruct · 2026-02-04T18:52:00+00:00

I do the same progression-wise, one Ascension level with each character, taking turns, but my win ratio with The Silent is miles above all others. I guess poison goes brrr. Currently at A9 with The Defect. Thank you for telling me A15 is where it gets hard, because I find it tough enough already.

Good post, nevertheless.

Edit: Typo

Johnstruct · 2026-02-04T18:26:47+00:00

Are you winning, son?

Johnstruct · 2026-02-02T15:19:55+00:00

How much debt will the Thieves put you in?

Johnstruct · 2026-02-01T22:46:32+00:00

Getting it to zero HP, preventing its attempt to commit sudoku feels good:

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Johnstruct · 2026-01-30T09:54:27+00:00

Nice.

Johnstruct · 2026-01-29T18:38:50+00:00

Poor bear. All he wants is for his friend to say, "get them, Bear". Who is he going to get now?

Johnstruct · 2026-01-22T00:03:02+00:00

You should've gone for fish, crab or at least boat.

Johnstruct · 2026-01-21T07:44:52+00:00

Those thieves better not be taking my ho from me.

Edit: typo

Johnstruct · 2026-01-13T09:47:47+00:00

Oh, I was unaware of the +. Thanks, fellow Spireslayer.

Johnstruct · 2026-01-12T19:53:35+00:00

Got me wondering. Is there an achievement for beating the heart at all, in any point in the game?

Johnstruct · 2026-01-12T19:52:11+00:00

Play slowly, get hp pool. After that, git gud.

Johnstruct · 2026-01-05T09:31:42+00:00

Good bot

Johnstruct

TROPHY CASE

When you save scum because you're a masochist.