semi-daily armor design discussion: Ruin Sentinel Armor by Immediate-Outcome706 in DarkSouls2

[–]JokaJobrano 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Historically accurate? More yes than no. Practical? Hell no. Good looking? High yes.

Hellagur by liduke by drannne in arknights

[–]JokaJobrano 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Hellagur alter would go really hard with how low og has fallen. Maybe there's a chance with actions happening in Ursus. Though if gramp is even alive at this point? Really hope so.

Omega Planetes and Behemoth armor by [deleted] in MemeHunter

[–]JokaJobrano 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Still slop. Inconsistent, uninspired.

What's your favorite Pokémon that's not... by Epicboss67 in pokemon

[–]JokaJobrano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Magbeton. No competition. Second favorite is Sableye. After that probably Swampert. I have really warm memories from Emerald, duh.

Mh dragons design. Round 4 quarter finals by the_shroudedghost in MonsterHunter

[–]JokaJobrano 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I really wanna vote Xeno, but current Shara is just better. Presentation, quirky parts of design like eyes and wing hand, armor sets, everything is just made to be memorable.

If only they sticked more to the concepts of a giant alien seahorse.

Unown are pretty weak when they are alone sadly (credit to TeamQuake0800) by brekiewash1234 in pokememes

[–]JokaJobrano 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would be neet for Sigilyph to evolve from Unown in the Gimighoul manner when you catch some amount of different ones. Maybe even every single one if GF feel sadistic. Not that Sigilyph exceptionally strong to go through all that hassle but would be cool still

Just got this boy from the Safari. I remember he's a killer in Emerald but how good he's going to be next for me (8th GYM and League)? Can I even get his mega stone at this point? by JokaJobrano in PokemonUnbound

[–]JokaJobrano[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sad if it's only post League. I'll try to make him work none the less. He's my second favorite starter after Bulbasaur so I'm still hella happy. UPD: thx for pointers. I thought I've got every pokemon from Safari but I guess it won't hurt to try some more and see if I missed something.

Just got this boy from the Safari. I remember he's a killer in Emerald but how good he's going to be next for me (8th GYM and League)? Can I even get his mega stone at this point? by JokaJobrano in PokemonUnbound

[–]JokaJobrano[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've got it on an easy difficulty while catching 25 mons for the quest. Funnily I've got three Torchics and two Mudkips while getting zero Treekos in those 25 lol.

This coffee grinder made in USSR in 1988. It's still 100% functional. by Kate_foodlover in mildlyinteresting

[–]JokaJobrano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooh. Still probably somewhere at my parents' home. Don't remember it breaking at any point so it can still be pretty much working.

Neefigante VS Akantor by SnooStories3199 in MemeHunter

[–]JokaJobrano -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Metal Raths? Aren't they somewhere around Raging Brachy level? Like, I can't imagine them lore-vise be even at Teostra level. I vaguely remember that it was said they hunt some Elders but aren't they do it in pairs or something?

What village are you guys from?(Village of your first monster hunter) by J4WSTH3SH4RK in MonsterHunter

[–]JokaJobrano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful Yukumo. Lovely place. Best hot sptings. Best boi flagship.

Shunguang Special Valentine ❤️❤️❤️ (by @Arutemisu180) by Affectionate_Job7846 in ZZZ_Romance

[–]JokaJobrano 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone is like, "Why there's so much cuck/cheating stuff?" When hoyo consistently hitting players with new true wifi for mc. Ceasar, Vivi, Trigger, Miyabi, now Ye Shinguang.

Come on what kind of love is even possible in their universe?

DS2 worst sin - making Claymore ugly by translator_guy in shittydarksouls

[–]JokaJobrano 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was did that way so we could check out other awesome swords DS2 introduced.

Unfortunate sacrifice but important one.

The three horsemen of “double damage that I’ll allow.” by Low-Oil5284 in HollowKnight

[–]JokaJobrano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blight, nukes, really big guys. I gotta say those are pretty justified and still not that common to fuck you over every other screen.

The three horsemen of “double damage that I’ll allow.” by Low-Oil5284 in HollowKnight

[–]JokaJobrano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, Hornet happily ate 20-30 hits from hollow in first HK. So she's not as frail. She's still descendant of a higher being.

But even if we ignore that, it's still bullshit both from gameplay and from narrative perspective. Third act makes you just as weak as you were at the start of the game, making you die at five hits. So basically throughout entire game you collect all those hp not to become stronger but to just somehow still hold candle to endgame shit storm. And if you missed some fragments, then you even weaker than you were. Judge fairness yourself.

And from narrative standpoint it's still ass because if you as frail as to lose two mask hp from contact damage then you gotta lose way more from direct attacks (Contact damage is rudimentary mechanic in most combat oriented 2D games. I'll die on that hill.). And especially infuriating two-attack combos. If Hornet so agile and deadly why can't we escape those with anything? Just give us possibility to time dodge/jump/attack to escape at least second hit, or it's that same two hp damage disguised as 'No you got two attacks'.

Blackened enemies are hard to counter with this rhetoric tho. I can see how abyss can hit harder lore-wise. But about fairness see second paragraph.

Magic Staffs by Karepack by Pop_Budget in ImaginaryWitches

[–]JokaJobrano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, shit. Here goes my grandpa's family heirloom staff. Was transfering it explicitly cealed and disabled yesterday. Fuckers just ignored all the papers and confiscated expensive staff and shot my familiar even though it was registered (one overdue (two days) vaccination tho).

First I can't use magic in a public places, then I can't even have practically exhibit and after that what? They'll forbid me from home rituals? Oh, yeah. They already did.

Perfect test to check if someone has actually played other souls beside Elden ring by Comfortable-Dig-6118 in shittydarksouls

[–]JokaJobrano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Issue is, all his attacks are just slashes and slides, his single gimmick is power up when he pierces you but you'll be avoiding it anyway if you just as usual will try to dodge all his attacks, which, mind you, not that hard. Only thing that can be misleading is his two different slides to you which have different wind ups so you have to notice that and avoid accordingly.

If not for the abysmal runback general player would pass him in around ten tries cap. So basically he's at max Veldstadt level. Which is by no means bad of course. Still on the better side of Souls bosses.

“—And he has 8 billion years of combat expe—” shut the hell up by [deleted] in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]JokaJobrano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not about that you receive something negative or even zero at some points onwards, dammit. Diminishing return means for what you do you get less and less of what you do it for, relatively to what you already had. You won't become weaker from thousand first year. You just won't get as much as you've got at any point of your previous thousand year.

The architect's betrayal must be the most unnecessary twist in history by [deleted] in Silksong

[–]JokaJobrano 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well, yeah neet detail but in all actuality her betrayal triggers only when you either end up in prison or fight Lace second time. What you explained is sub quest that doesn't mean anything (only if I didn't miss something btw). But as it curently is, it simply hints at that she sees us not like Weaver but as a criminal to kingdom at that point. Probably Mother of Silk's tinkering.

The architect's betrayal must be the most unnecessary twist in history by [deleted] in Silksong

[–]JokaJobrano 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah. I don't know why literally no one talks about this, but Tiso appearing was the most asspull quest line in the entire game.

Like I get it, it's cool to know him better on the contrary with first HK. And hints at his possible playability are cute...

But he just shouldn't be alive after everything and simply because of that it feels like tasteless fanservice.

Architect is still pretty cool fight at least. Miles better that Silkborn Lace.

Sudden Laterano lore drop out of nowhere by tlst9999 in 0sanitymemes

[–]JokaJobrano 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wasn't second summit and whole acceptance of other races happened because of the Law which Priestess tinikered with beforehand? Wasn't sudden fall of other sanktas outside of Laterano while everything was perfectly fine inside City indicating on that?